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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Melvin Frank
1966		"("? "Comedy Tonight)" ? "Something familiar, something peculiar" ? "Something for everyone.:" a comedy tonight ? "Something appealing," somet...Rate it:

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Blood and Bone
Michael Andrews
2009		It might not be any of my business, but JC's crew's headed this way to bump you, and they all got shanks. I know. - Go, get out. - Be good, ho...Rate it:

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Bone Dry
Brett A. Hart
2007		See you later. More hot coffee or anything? Baby? Yeah, sure. You use to do that with a coffee. Watch the little white rings get bigger and ...Rate it:

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Bone Tomahawk
S. Craig Zahler
2015		Why do they always wet themselves? Just get on with the task. -They got books. -Well, shake 'em out. See if money comes out the pages. It wo...Rate it:

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Flesh and Bone
Steve Kloves
1993		Clem? Turn down that thing, will ya? You're gonna wake Scotty. - What's that? - The RCA. - Scotty's got school tomorrow. - All right. Say, y...Rate it:

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Folk Hero & Funny Guy
Jeff Grace
2016		1 You cut me. You cut me. You cut me to the core. You cut me, you cut me, you cut me to the core. I need you. - Thank you. - All right, all...Rate it:

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Funny About Love
Bob Greene
1990		Here you are. - Make it out to you? - No, for my cousin Loretta. Could you sign "with love"? - Excuse me. - This is terrific, isn't it? He's ...Rate it:

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Funny Face
Leonard Gershe
1957		(man) I love your funny face Your sunny, funny face For you're a cutie With more than beauty You've got a lot of Personality-N- You fill the a...Rate it:

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Funny Farm
Jeffrey Boam
1988		FUNNY FARM [CHATTERING] MAN 1: Oh, no. Here comes a speech. MAN 2: Just when I started to enjoy myself. [CHUCKLING] Andy... ...all my life ...Rate it:

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Funny Games
Michael Haneke
1997		Bjorling... Suliotis? Almost. Bjorling is easy. Tebaldi? Bingo! It's my turn now. - Don't look! - But I'm not looking. Did Daddy look? Is ...Rate it:

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Funny Games U.S.
Michael Haneke
2007		Bjrling. Suliotis? Close. Bjrling is easy. Tebaldi. You win. My turn. - No looking. I'm not. Did Daddy look? No. You sure? Yes. Okay. ...Rate it:

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Funny Money
Harry Basil
2006		Moron! What are these? Stop the presses! Stop the presses! Martin! Stan Martin! Where are you? -Yes, Sir, Mr. Perkins. -What's this? A bana...Rate it:

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Funny People
Judd Apatow
2009		MAN: Let's call American Express. You lost your card, (WOMAN LAUGHS) and you don't know what the number of it is. GEORGE: That's a great one. ...Rate it:

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It's Kind of a Funny Story
Anna Boden
2010		EXT. BROOKLYN STREET - NIGHT CRAIG GILNER (16, handsome, but awkward) glides on his biketoward the Brooklyn Bridge. He is the only one on thestre...Rate it:

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Jimmy Carr: Funny Business
Jimmy Carr
2016		Wow! Good evening, London. You well? -Yes!, Fabulous. You are in very safe hands this evening. I've been doing comedy now for, uh... money an...Rate it:

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Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny
Kevin Hart
2010		1 ( audience cheering ) ( hip-hop music playing ) Whoa! Yeah, Cleveland. What's up, Cleveland? How you all feeling? Everybody good? Y'all g...Rate it:

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Play It to the Bone
Ron Shelton
1999		[INFORMATION] [TITLE] [AUTHOR] [SOURCE] [PRG] [FILEPATH] [DELAY]0 [CD TRACK]0 [COMMENT] [END INFORMATION] [SUBTITLE] [COLF]&HFFFFFF,[STY...Rate it:

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She's Funny That Way
Peter Bogdanovich
2014		I believe in happy endings. And it's the only thing that's ever made sense to me. You know, I used to lock myself in my room and watch all the...Rate it:

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The Bone Collector
Jeremy Iacone
1999		- Paulie, how's it look? - Snitch says the cop's body's... about 300 yards down in the abandoned tunnel. - Howie? - Right behind you, Captain....Rate it:

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The Bone Snatcher
Malcolm Kohll and Gordon Render
2003		I think there's something on this readout that looks like a pipe. - It's weird. Where is it? - About six, seven kliks that way. (omi...Rate it:

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To the Bone
Marti Noxon
2017		1 Dr. Branson, please call 5914. Dr. Branson, please call 5914. It's like, every time you turn on the TV or look at a magazine, it's, "Oh, my ...Rate it:

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Winter's Bone
Debra Granik
2010		1 Way down in Missouri Where I heard this melody When I was just a little baby On my mama's knee The old folks were humming The banjos were s...Rate it:

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Women Aren't Funny
Joe DeRosa
2014		- Is that recording? - Yeah, it's recording. - So look... - - No it isn't. Yes, it is. It says recording? Um, OK, so this is the thing is th...Rate it:

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