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$50K and a Call Girl: A Love Story
Seth Grossman
2014
1 Street justice, punk! I met my brother Ross when I was three years old. Growing up, Ross was the cute one. The athletic one. The popular o...Rate it:

(3.75 / 4 votes)
...and justice for all.
Valerie Curtin
1979
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States ofAmerica. And to the republic, for which it stands. One nation under God, indivisible, w...Rate it:

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1 Mile to You
Jeremy Jackson
2017
1 Run. Run. Hold you here inside my heart In walls of steel and stone I, and I alone must bear the relics of your love In the shadow of the...Rate it:

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10 Things I Hate About You
Gil Junger
1999
PADUA HIGH SCHOOL - DAY Welcome to Padua High School,, your typical urban-suburban high school in Portland, Oreg...Rate it:

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12 and Holding
Michael Cuesta
2005
FADE IN: EXT. NEIGHBORHOOD STREET - MORNING TWIN BOYS, RUDY AND JACOB CARGES (12), ride their bikes through a suburban neighborhood. Rudy, t...Rate it:

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12 and holding
Anthony Cipriano
2005
FADE IN: EXT. NEIGHBORHOOD STREET - MORNING TWIN BOYS, RUDY AND JACOB CARGES (12), ride their bikes through a suburban neighborhood. Rudy, t...Rate it:

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16 and Missing
Michael Feifer
2015
1 The forecast. Showers, heavy at times with occasional thunderstorms today and a high of 89 degrees. Partial cloudiness with a high of 74. Mo...Rate it:

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1st and 10 to Life
Derrick Painter
2009
INT. PRISON INFIRMARY CHUCK MOSES (white, late 20’s convict, jacked) is teary eyed as he hears the prognosis of his best friend JOSE MELENDEZ (Lat...Rate it:

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25 to Life
Enrique Almeida
2008
25 TO LIFE (2009) Motherfucker! How does that pussy taste huh? Motherfucker! You liked, right? How does it taste like ? It tastes good? you l...Rate it:

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3 Men and a Little Lady
Charlie Peters
1990
Mary, come and eat breakfast. Mama-a-popala, mama-a-popala, mama-a-popala. Huh-hum, mama, huh-hum, mama. Oh, you're just the person I've be...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy
Stephen Shiu
2011
The Amarus Bamboo Temple on the Condensing Cliff is the most renowned temple on Emei Mountain. It is especially popular among people from Weste...Rate it:

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40 Days and 40 Nights
Rob Perez
2002
RYAN: Hello. Hello. RYAN: Wait, hey. NICOLE: What? You're such a rogue. Give me that. RYAN: Hey. Hey. NICOLE: Hey? Baby. Turn it off. Turn ...Rate it:

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40 Days and Nights
H. Perry Horton
2012
Look. - Rain in the desert? At home, it rains quite enough. - I hope the camera will take. Nice. Run the mud. - Let's go home. It looks bad. A l...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
6 Ways to Die
Nadeem Soumah
2015
For the last nine months, I singlehandedly saved my company from being ravaged by Wall Street. I mean, these jackals want our pension fund. I'...Rate it:

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8 Million Ways to Die
Oliver Stone
1986
You don't no where it's going to come from any more. Total strangers are killing each other. Everybody's got a piece. You know the murder rate ...Rate it:

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A Beautiful Life
Cindy Tang
2011
Ruby, have a drink with me. Spare my assistant. I'll drink with you. Pour. - Finish this. - Finish this... What about the apartment? I'll buy...Rate it:

(2.75 / 4 votes)
A Better Way to Die
Scott Wiper
2000
- Is he nervous? - Yeah, he might be a IittIe nervous. Big fucking nervous if you ask me. Nobody's nervous. Ifthese fucks smeII any nerves on y...Rate it:

(1.00 / 3 votes)
A Bittersweet Life
Dong-Cheol Kim
2005
One fine spring day... a disciple looked at some branches blowing in the wind. He asked his master... "Master, are the branches moving or is i...Rate it:

(2.50 / 2 votes)
A Boy and His Dog
L.Q. Jones
1975
Ahem. World War 3. Hot and cold. Lasted from... Dog: Hold. Dog: Female. Dog: Rover pack has her, 125 yards. Dog: Solo, waiting to move in, 7...Rate it:

(2.33 / 3 votes)
A Broken Life
Neil Coombs
2007
Please, turn it off. Melinda, come on, please. - God damn. - ( siren wailing ) Forget about it, it happens. - Not to me, it doesn't. - lt's ...Rate it:

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A Bug's Life
John Lasseter
1998
[ Bird Chirping ] [ Insects Buzzing, Chittering ] [ Gasps ] No, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm lost! Where's the line? It just went ...Rate it:

(2.33 / 6 votes)
A Case of You
Christian Long
2013
[PROJECTOR WHIRRING] [YELLOW OSTRICH'S MARATHON MAN PLAYING] [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC] When I was a boy of 17 I know it's mean But I told my friend ...Rate it:

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A Difficult Life
Rodolfo Sonego
1961
Partisans! Take the typewriter! - My God! Careful, Silvio! - Who is it? Do you remember it now, mrs. Pavinato, at the hotel "Leon d'oro"? - S...Rate it:

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A Double Life
Ruth Gordon
1947
He looks just like he did in the other play. Remember? Isn't he gorgeous? Adorable. Hiya, fellas. Looking sharp, boy. Looking sharp. New ha...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)

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