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Inequality for All Unknown 2013	1 Okay, we're going in my MINI Cooper. Now, the thing you ought to know about this MINI Cooper is, it is small. I like having a MINI Cooper. ...	Rate it: (4.33 / 3 votes)
The Jeff Dunham Show Jeff Dunham 2009	(opening) Jeff: Thank you so much! All right! Thank you. You're very kind! Thank you so much! Wow, i feel i just won the nobel prize for walk...	Rate it: (4.20 / 5 votes)
Starting Over Again Carmi Raymundo 2014	1 I love you, Sir Marco! I love you, Sir Marco! I love you, Sir Marco! I love you! I love you! I love you, Sir Marco! Finally, Ms. Gonzales....	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
All I Desire James Gunn 1953	Naomi Murdoch, that's me. Not quite at the bottom of the bill yet and not quite at the end of my rope. But I can't say I'm making an impression ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
All Quiet On The Western Front Erich Maria Remarque 1930	"ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT" This story is neither an... accusation nor a confession... and least of all an adventure... for death is not a...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
The Girl with All the Gifts Mike Carey 2016	1 (MELANIE TAKES DEEP BREATH) MELANIE: (WHISPERS) One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 1...	Rate it: (3.50 / 4 votes)
All About My Mother Pedro Almodóvar 1999	I'm going to call. TRANSPLANT COORDINATION National Transplant Organization. - Manuela, Ramn y Cajal Hospital. - Yes. We've got a possible do...	Rate it: (3.50 / 2 votes)
George Carlin: You Are All Diseased George Carlin 1999	That's nice. Thank you. Thanks very much, I appreciate it. Thank you very much. Thank you all. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. Th...	Rate it: (3.25 / 4 votes)
Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map Jeff Dunham 2014	Jeff Dunham: Five continents. 12 countries. 19 cities. 50,000 miles. Five characters. One dead terrorist. We're all over the map. (Title Card) Je...	Rate it: (3.20 / 5 votes)
Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos Jeff Dunham 2011	JEFF DUNHAM: I can't believe the show starts in half an hour and Achmed's late. Walter: Maybe he drowned trying to visit Bin Laden's grave. (laugh...	Rate it: (3.00 / 2 votes)
Jim Thorpe - All-American Douglas Morrow 1951	Ladies and gentlemen, the honorable Roy J. Turner, Governor of the State of Oklahoma. Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here this evening ...	Rate it: (3.00 / 2 votes)
All Things Fall Apart 50 Cent 2011	Three! Okay, first and ten and Deon Barnes on a roll with three touchdowns and a hundred yards rushing. He gets... yeah, yeah, hoo... Hut! A...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
Jeff Dunham: Minding The Monsters Jeff Dunham 2012	A.J: Storm clouds gather, darkness prowls, the moon shines full as specters howl. This scary house, this lonely road, revenge is coming, and best s...	Rate it: (2.67 / 3 votes)
Jingle All the Way Randy Kornfield 1996	Look! It's Turbo Man and Booster! Kill them both! Turbo disk, anyone? Stop him! Go, go, Demon Team! Help, Turbo Man! I'm coming, Billy! Ta-t...	Rate it: (2.50 / 2 votes)
I Can Do Bad All By Myself Tyler Perry 2009	Hello. Hello. -Hello. -Hello. That's what we do at Club Indigo. The more you drink, the better I look. And the more you drink, the better y...	Rate it: (2.36 / 11 votes)
This Above All R.C. Sherriff 1942	Hello. Yes, this is Upper Walsham 3, Cathaway manor house. Dinner's ready, Mr. Parsons. Yes? Oh, yes, Miss Prudence, did you want to speak to t...	Rate it: (2.00 / 1 vote)
Over the Edge Laurits Munch-Petersen 2012	David... I want you to tell me what happened. For the last time. Do you understand? Yes. We bought a house in the country. Well... our dream ...	Rate it: (1.50 / 2 votes)
...and justice for all. Valerie Curtin 1979	I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States ofAmerica. And to the republic, for which it stands. One nation under God, indivisible, w...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Against All Flags Æneas MacKenzie 1952	That's the full 20. Take him to his cabin. Don't trouble to rise, Hawke. I deeply regret the necessity for this flogging. Thank you, sir. I d...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Against All Odds Eric Hughes 1984	Senor? - Have you seen this woman? - No, Senor. Gracias. Senor? Senor? Gracias. 10, 42, 36, hut, hut, hut! Way to go, Brogan! The old man c...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
All About 'Abigail's Party' Unknown 2007	(DOG BARKS) (CARS RACE BY) # I love to love you, baby # I love to love you, baby # I love to love you, baby # I love to love you, baby # I lo...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
All About Anna Anya Aims 2005	A friend once said that every woman needs three men: One for adventure and fun, one for stimulating conversation, - - and one for good sex. Jo...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
All About E Louise Wadley 2015	1 an amazing set. I can't wait. It's going to be awesome. 20 seconds till E time! What are you doing in there, writing a novel? Come on, come...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
All About My Dog Unknown 2005	It's like a rocket going to launch any moment like a last minute light speed train No one knows about you But desire is growing Use eyes to com...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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