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The LEGO Batman Movie
Seth Grahame-Smith
2017
1 (Dark music begins to play in the background.) Batman: Black. All important movies start with a black screen. And music. Edgy, scary music that ...Rate it:

(4.50 / 4 votes)
The Last: Naruto the Movie
Mauro Kyôzuka
2014
Long ago, back when the concept of shinobi did not exist. A certain person bit into the forbidden fruit, and obtained the power of chakra. and t...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
Bee Movie
Jerry Seinfeld
2007
(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) Narrator: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should ...Rate it:

(4.38 / 56 votes)
Major Movie Star
April Blair
2008
Miss Valentine. Miss Valentine. It's time to get up. Good morning, Camille. Peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo! - You like? - I l...Rate it:

(4.00 / 3 votes)
Pokemon the Movie: I Choose You!
Shôji Yonemura
2017
1 Yes, this battle of the Pokmon League finals is really picking up steam! Gengar dodges it! It's Night Shade! But Blastoise withstands it! ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 3 votes)
He's Just Not That Into You
Abby Kohn
2009
EXT. PARK - DAY We float down through a serene, leafy park to the children's play area. There, in the sandbox, a BEAUTIFUL FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL pl...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
James Leroy Anderson The Movie: Ride Tour
Steve Oedekerk
2021
The Delorean Time Machine. A one of a kind scientific wonder. Capable of travesrsing the very fabric of time itself. The DeLorean time machine was...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
The Brady Bunch Movie
Sherwood Schwartz
1995
That's what's brilliant about you. Who else would build a residential mini-mall? Now everyone else agrees to your offer... It's got to be every...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
Batman: The Movie
Lorenzo Semple Jr.
1966
1 NARRATOR: This yacht is bringing a revolutionary invention to Gotham. On a peaceful motor ride, millionaire Bruce Wayne... ...and his ward, ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Dirty Movie
Alan Donnes
2011
1 Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free- and looking for a government handout, a free lunch and a dent...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
James Leroy Anderson The Movie (The Heroes Squad)
Steve Oedekerk
2022
Original Opening Sequence Edgar Deems Fred Old Fred Oh How She Doing Edgar Deems Move To Lay Down A Little Worried Old Fred Well I Bring Her Someth...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer
Kathy Waugh
2011
(ORCHESTRA TUNING) - (TAPPING) - GIRL: OK, enough tuning already. - Settle, people! Quiet, please! - (TAPPING) - Strings. - (TUNING STOPS) O...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Not the Three Stooges XXX
Will Ryder
2012
Everybody inside! Come on. Time for your chores. But, Sister Mary-Mengele, the game's tied. Can't we just play another couple minutes? Please! ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Swearnet: The Movie
Mike Smith
2014
You clip it, point, and straight up, You stupid quiff. It was straight up, you fuckhead, Just like my cock for your slutty mom. Holy fuck, ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
The Onion Movie
Todd Hanson
2008
You can always count on the Onion to get the story. It's America's finest news source. And now, the Onion News... America's finest news source....Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
The Simpsons Movie
James L. Brooks
2007
We come in peace for cats and mice everywhere. Hey, how you doing? Good to see you. Thanks for coming out. Itchy... Itchy... Boring! Dad, we ...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
Teen Beach Movie
Vince Marcello
2013
Baby, tell me is this good for you. 'Cause for me, it's a dream come true. I think about you, boy, day and night. If this is wrong, I don't c...Rate it:

(3.62 / 13 votes)
Steven Universe: The Movie
Rebecca Sugar
2019
THE TALE OF STEVEN [WHITE DIAMOND] Steven... Everyone believes in [YELLOW AND BLUE DIAMOND] Everyone believes in [ALL] Steven [WHITE DIAMON...Rate it:

(3.57 / 7 votes)
Rugrats in Paris: The Movie
J. David Stem
2000
I believe in the playground. It's my favouritest place in the whole wild world. But two yesterdays ago a bad thing happened when we was playing...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
The LEGO NINJAGO Movie
Bob Logan
2017
1 - BOY 1: See you later! - (LAUGHTER) BOY 2: Come on, guys. Leave him alone. BOY: Hello? (BOY WHOOSHING SOFTLY) (MIMICS EXPLOSION) (GASPS)...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
The Muppet Movie
Jack Burns
1979
- I'm Statler. - I'm Waldorf. We're here to heckle The Muppet Movie. That's straight ahead, private screening room '' D.'' - Private screenin...Rate it:

(3.33 / 3 votes)
God's Not Dead
Hunter Dennis
2014
1 It wasn't enough No, it's not enough So just let it go J" But the angels, they brought you And they're gonna hold you up They see the fe...Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)
Scary Movie
Shawn Wayans
2000
EXT DREW'S HOUSE ' NIGHT Modest home on the outskirts of town where no one can hear you scream, HALLOWEEN NIGHT. INT. DREW'S KITCHEN ' NIGHT CLO...Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)
I Am Not Your Negro
James Baldwin
2016
1 Mr. Baldwin, I'm sure you still meet the remark that: "What are the Negroes... why aren't they optimistic? Um... They say, "But it's getti...Rate it:

(3.22 / 9 votes)

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