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The Harry Hill Movie Harry Hill 2013	Watch out, mate! Slow down. Get off the pavement. Out of the way, baldy. Hi! I'm Harry and this is my movie! Yay! Hiya! Whoa! Ah! Sorry! ...	Rate it: (4.67 / 3 votes)
The Rugrats Movie David N. Weiss 1998	This place gives me the juice bumps. - Maybe we should go back. - Very back. We can't go back now. Okey-dokey Jones never goes back! Hang on t...	Rate it: (4.50 / 8 votes)
The LEGO Batman Movie Seth Grahame-Smith 2017	1 (Dark music begins to play in the background.) Batman: Black. All important movies start with a black screen. And music. Edgy, scary music that ...	Rate it: (4.50 / 4 votes)
The Last: Naruto the Movie Mauro Kyôzuka 2014	Long ago, back when the concept of shinobi did not exist. A certain person bit into the forbidden fruit, and obtained the power of chakra. and t...	Rate it: (4.50 / 2 votes)
Bee Movie Jerry Seinfeld 2007	(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) Narrator: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should ...	Rate it: (4.38 / 56 votes)
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan Sacha Baron Cohen 2006	KAZAKHSTAN MINISTRY OF INFORMATION PRESENTS A KAZAKHSTAN TELEVISION PRODUCTION IN ASSOCIATION WITH BAGATOV FILMS My name Borat. I like you. ...	Rate it: (4.14 / 7 votes)
Major Movie Star April Blair 2008	Miss Valentine. Miss Valentine. It's time to get up. Good morning, Camille. Peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo! - You like? - I l...	Rate it: (4.00 / 3 votes)
Pokemon the Movie: I Choose You! Shôji Yonemura 2017	1 Yes, this battle of the Pokmon League finals is really picking up steam! Gengar dodges it! It's Night Shade! But Blastoise withstands it! ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 3 votes)
He's Just Not That Into You Abby Kohn 2009	EXT. PARK - DAY We float down through a serene, leafy park to the children's play area. There, in the sandbox, a BEAUTIFUL FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL pl...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
James Leroy Anderson The Movie: Ride Tour Steve Oedekerk 2021	The Delorean Time Machine. A one of a kind scientific wonder. Capable of travesrsing the very fabric of time itself. The DeLorean time machine was...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
The Brady Bunch Movie Sherwood Schwartz 1995	That's what's brilliant about you. Who else would build a residential mini-mall? Now everyone else agrees to your offer... It's got to be every...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
Batman: The Movie Lorenzo Semple Jr. 1966	1 NARRATOR: This yacht is bringing a revolutionary invention to Gotham. On a peaceful motor ride, millionaire Bruce Wayne... ...and his ward, ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Dirty Movie Alan Donnes 2011	1 Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free- and looking for a government handout, a free lunch and a dent...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
James Leroy Anderson The Movie (The Heroes Squad) Steve Oedekerk 2022	Original Opening Sequence Edgar Deems Fred Old Fred Oh How She Doing Edgar Deems Move To Lay Down A Little Worried Old Fred Well I Bring Her Someth...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer Kathy Waugh 2011	(ORCHESTRA TUNING) - (TAPPING) - GIRL: OK, enough tuning already. - Settle, people! Quiet, please! - (TAPPING) - Strings. - (TUNING STOPS) O...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Not the Three Stooges XXX Will Ryder 2012	Everybody inside! Come on. Time for your chores. But, Sister Mary-Mengele, the game's tied. Can't we just play another couple minutes? Please! ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Swearnet: The Movie Mike Smith 2014	You clip it, point, and straight up, You stupid quiff. It was straight up, you fuckhead, Just like my cock for your slutty mom. Holy fuck, ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
The Onion Movie Todd Hanson 2008	You can always count on the Onion to get the story. It's America's finest news source. And now, the Onion News... America's finest news source....	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
The Simpsons Movie James L. Brooks 2007	We come in peace for cats and mice everywhere. Hey, how you doing? Good to see you. Thanks for coming out. Itchy... Itchy... Boring! Dad, we ...	Rate it: (3.67 / 3 votes)
Teen Beach Movie Vince Marcello 2013	Baby, tell me is this good for you. 'Cause for me, it's a dream come true. I think about you, boy, day and night. If this is wrong, I don't c...	Rate it: (3.62 / 13 votes)
Steven Universe: The Movie Rebecca Sugar 2019	THE TALE OF STEVEN [WHITE DIAMOND] Steven... Everyone believes in [YELLOW AND BLUE DIAMOND] Everyone believes in [ALL] Steven [WHITE DIAMON...	Rate it: (3.57 / 7 votes)
Rugrats in Paris: The Movie J. David Stem 2000	I believe in the playground. It's my favouritest place in the whole wild world. But two yesterdays ago a bad thing happened when we was playing...	Rate it: (3.50 / 2 votes)
The LEGO NINJAGO Movie Bob Logan 2017	1 - BOY 1: See you later! - (LAUGHTER) BOY 2: Come on, guys. Leave him alone. BOY: Hello? (BOY WHOOSHING SOFTLY) (MIMICS EXPLOSION) (GASPS)...	Rate it: (3.50 / 2 votes)
The Muppet Movie Jack Burns 1979	- I'm Statler. - I'm Waldorf. We're here to heckle The Muppet Movie. That's straight ahead, private screening room '' D.'' - Private screenin...	Rate it: (3.33 / 3 votes)

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