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Good Luck Charlie: The Movie Phil Baker 2011	If there's an ocean, it's just a puddle That I've got to get across Any mountain I'll climb over Like a kid on the monkey bars I know you're...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Grand Central Gaëlle Macé 2013	Fuck! Bastard! - You didn't take anything? - Get lost! You didn't have anything in your wallet. Are you a bum? - Fuck off, please! It's the f...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Happiness Is a Warm Blanket, Charlie Brown Charles M. Schulz 2011	Tell me where you buried the blanket! Tell me where you buried the blanket! Please, tell me where it is. Good grief. How did this happen? All r...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Happy New Year, Charlie Brown Charles M. Schulz 1986	CHARLIE: Oh, boy. Only one more minute until Christmas vacation starts... ...and the teacher hasn't given us any assignments over the holidays...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
He's Your Dog, Charlie Brown Charles M. Schulz 1968	Ahhh! Ooh, that dog drives me crazy. "And the little pig refused to open the door and then the wolf became very angry. And he huffed and he puf...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
InAPPropriate Comedy Ken Pringle 2013	1 [SKATEBOARD SHUFFLING] MAN: It's Thursday. I've been out here for... 120-Something hours. I'm out of water. And I don't know how much long...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
It's Magic, Charlie Brown Charles M. Schulz 1981	All you do is eat and sleep. l want you to get some education. Here's my library card. Why don't you go down there and take out a few books? l...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Life Is a Circus, Charlie Brown Charles M. Schulz 1980	[CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE] [GRUNTING] [WHIMPERS] [GIBBERING] [SNOOPY YELPS] Have you heard the good news, Chuck? There's a circus in...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store Louis C.K. 2015	1 One of my hobbies is I collect dust. Are you from this country? I go around town slashing tire prices. Do you get that? Do you know that C...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Lucy Must Be Traded, Charlie Brown Charles M. Schulz 2003	Why are you standing up there, Charlie Brown? Memories, Linus. My pitcher's mound may be covered with snow, but the memories are still there....	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Misery Loves Comedy Kevin Pollak 2015	Am I gonna get fed? There's like a table, I'm leaning on it, I feel like I'm alone in an airport. What's the second question? God, that's a g...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
National Theatre Live: The Comedy of Errors William Shakespeare 2012	When we're out in the moonlight lookin' up on skies above feels so good when I'm near you holding hands and making love whoo, whoo, bab...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Original Kings of Comedy Cedric the Entertainer 2000	Work harder! Keep on! Cut! Wake up! Even extras are actors. We're not making a ghost film now. Though you guys play the roles of pedestrians, ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Phunny Business: A Black Comedy John Davies 2011	BUT, HE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND YOU ALL KNOW AND LOVE HIM, CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN MR. GEORGE WILLBORN. CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
South Central Stephen Milburn Anderson 1992	What up, niggers? - Yo! - What's up? What's up, Deuce? Deuce! Get your ass down here, man. What's up? Get in here, man! Hey, what's up? De...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Comedy of Terrors Richard Matheson 1963	My dear wife, as the ancient saying goes... "In wine is truth!" Insincerity, the mark of a drunkard! If you could or would for one brief mome...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Dramatics: A Comedy Kat Foster 2015	1 - Are you ready? - - Give me a sec. - You're ready now? - I said give me a sec. That was one second. Very funny. Hi. Hi. Hello. Okay, yea...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Education of Charlie Banks Peter Elkoff 2007	All right. Make it two. Make it two. (steam hissing) (horns honking) Man: I haven't got all day! Children chanting: Hubies! Hubies! Hubies! H...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The King of Comedy Paul D. Zimmerman 1982	FADE IN: 1EXT: MIDTOWN MANHATTAN STREETS - DAY Behind the opening credits, we watch a montage of RUPERT PUPKIN making his daily rounds as a mes...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Marty Feldman Comedy Machine Barry Levinson 1971	Achtung! Britisher Ship! Prepare to fire! Fire torpedo eins! Thank you. Just one more, thank you. Thank you. One more, please. Thank you. Qui...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman: The Making of 'The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman' Unknown 2014	Hi, Bill. I knocked. You know, there's no answer or I thought, you know, you drowned or something. Sorry, I didn't drown. I'm just having a bat...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Truth About Charlie Jonathan Demme 2002	The queen of Sheba \| will soon come crashing down... Daddy was just a girl in disguise. Oh. Excusez-moi, monsieur. \| Merci. - Whoa. Attendez. ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Welcome to Central Jail Benny P. Nayarambalam 2016	1 IN 1990 - ONE NIGH Please cover! No.10 - Kesavan! Your wife delivered a baby! A baby boy! - Let it dawn. I shall take you there. - Ok, sir. ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
What Changed Charlie Farthing David Pursall 1978	Script	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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