Scripts.com »

Search results for: don't make me laugh Page #3

Yee yee! We've found 81 scripts matching don't make me laugh.

Sort:PopularA - Z
How to Make Love Like an Englishman
Matthew Newman
2014		(Richard) It's important you understand: it's not you, it's me. What we have is so special. I love you more than I can say. But I'm sorry. Tr...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
How to Make Love to a Woman
Dennis Kao
2010		Snoring Dog barks CLIVE: Well, it sounds like you got the ball rolling in the right direction, man. What about this new girl you just signed?...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
How to Make Money Selling Drugs
Matthew Cooke
2012		For decades, millions of people have come here in search of the American Dream, but for many, that dream is quickly disappearing. Are you unem...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
I Do (But I Don't)
Cara Lockwood
2004		Feast your eyes on a familiar setting: The bride's room. Recognize the usual suspects? The attentive bridesmaids... ...the relieved mother of t...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
I Do... Until I Don't
Lake Bell
2017		"For life." No one wants anything "for life." It just reminds us of our impending death. I pledge allegiance... The etymology of the word "b...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore
Macon Blair
2017		Make you go away, go away Where it's sunny In July Romance another day Go away where it's sunny The AR-15 used in the incident was legally re...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
I Don't Know How She Does It
Aline Brosh McKenna
2011		Kate Reddy? I've known her six years. Smartest girl I know. And a heart of gold, too. All us working mothers feel like we're spinning 50 plate...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
I, Don Giovanni
Carlos Saura
2009		Oh my God! Don Giovanni! I, DON GIOVANNI I baptize you in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost. Do you take the name of Annamar...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway
Chris Craddock
2017		1 The lips, the teeth, the tip of the tongue. Tip of the-tip of the- tip of the tongue. The lips, the teeth, the tip of the tongue. Tip of t...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh
Jimmy Carr
2010		(Black Eyed Peas: I Gotta Feeling) I got a feeling Whoo-hoo That tonight's gonna be a good night - Good night. Good night. - Hey, Jimmy! That...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain
Kevin Hart
2011		My sympathy, sir. How'd your interest get to be Couldn't you call? Why'd you come to my house! Get out! Hon? Should I call the cops? Yeah. ...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
Kevin James Never Don't Give Up
Kevin James
2018		1 [hip hop music playing] Yeah! Siege [audience cheering] [music continuing] Yeah, yeah! And when you hear the sound Of the drum We'll be ...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
Kiss and Make-Up
Harlan Thompson
1934		Good morning, Dr. Lamar. MAURICE: Good morning, Pierre. - Good morning, Doctor. - Good morning, Doctor. MAURICE: Good morning. - Good morning,...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
Laugh at My Pain
Kevin Hart
2011		Here you go. I'll take this. Your name is Sayuri. - You didn't know? - No. Didn't I tell you? It even said "Yuri" on the faculty list. Did ...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
Laugh Killer Laugh
Kamal Ahmed
2015		Laughter is a sin around here. You know why? Because laughter can mean happiness and I want you boys to always know happiness don't exist for y...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
Let Me Make You a Martyr
John Swab
2016		("Slippin' into darkness" by war) Slippin' into darkness take my mind beyond the dreams I was slippin' into darkness yeah take my mind beyo...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
Let's Make the Teacher Have a Miscarriage Club
Eisuke Naitô
2011		1 Isn't it dead? Oh, it's twitching. Oh, yeah. Gross! What's so funny? Let's-Make-the-Teacher-Have-a-Miscarriage Club Aki Miyata Kaori Koba...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
Make Happy
Bo Burnham
2016		That has been, really, a difficult thing for me. My mother has always been a very difficult person all her life. Very unhappy. I can never reme...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
Make It Happen
Duane Adler
2008		'Glenwood, Indiana. 'Population: 918. 'Miles from Chicago: 291. 'Dance schools: zero. 'I've got one dream, one shot. 'Today, everything could ...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
Make Way for Tomorrow
Viña Delmar
1937		Well! Gee, it's good to see you! Hey, you'll catch your death of cold. Go on, get in there. - Gosh, you're looking well, Ma. - Oh, so are you,...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
Make Your Move
Duane Adler
2013		Heel, yeah, yeah, yeah Heel, yeah, yeah, yeah Heel, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah Heel, yeah, yeah, Heel, yeah, yeah I got to go I got to go. I'm on a...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
Now You See Him, Now You Don't
Joseph L. McEveety
1972		- Did I miss anything? - No, he's doing the same old thing. [Higgins] Lufkin, why is it that every time we have a budget meeting, - you stir up...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
Rules Don't Apply
Warren Beatty
2016		(indistinct chatter) MAN: How do we know he's not in Los Angeles? TV NEWSMAN 1: We were promised, as you know, the call would come to us at 4:...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)
Stars Don't Die in Liverpool
Matt Greenhalgh
2017		1 Harpoon Penelope's pansies leaving poor Penelope perplexed. Whoo. Major Mickey makes... Major Mickey's malt makes me merry. Five minutes, Mi...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)

Couldn't find what you were looking for?

Please let us know or ask our community and we'll try to help you out...

We need you!

Help us build the largest human-edited scripts collection on the web!

Browse Scripts.com

#ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 

The Studio:

ScreenWriting Tool

Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features.


Quiz

Are you a screenwriting master?

»
In what year was "The Lion King" released?
A 1995
B 1993
C 1994
D 1996