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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast
Greg Davies
2018		1 Now I'm not trying to be rude But, hey, pretty girl, I'm feeling you The way you do the things you do Reminds me of my Lexus Coupe Baby, giv...Rate it:

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Hands Up Dead Man, You're Under Arrest
Enrico Zuccarini
1971		1 Stop! No! No! Have mercy! Don't shoot, Captain! We surrendered! You can't shoot at prisoners! War is over. I retire you. But we're unarm...Rate it:

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Hannah Montana: Life's What You Make It
Unknown
2007		Lilly, why do you read that tabloid trash? They're nothing but li... (clears throat) ''Hannah Montana looks fabulous.'' ...with the occasional ...Rate it:

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He's Way More Famous Than You
Halley Feiffer
2013		Halley, Halley! Halley! - Over here! Halley! - Over here, honey! Turn around, turn around! Turn around, and look over your shoulder. That's ...Rate it:

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Heaven Can Wait
Samson Raphaelson
1943		- How do you do, Mr. Van Cleve? - Good afternoon, Your Excellency. - Very kind of you to receive me. - Not at all. - Oh, please. Sit down. - T...Rate it:

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Heaven Can Wait
Elaine May
1978		Break! Let's move it. 20! 29! All right. You take the inside. On this one, you take the inside. 54... Ready, set... 2-85! Back! Throw! Throw...Rate it:

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How About You...
Jean Pasley
2007		[ ] I Like New York In June How About You? I Like A Gershwin Tune How About You? Oh, I Love A Fireside When A Storm Is Due I Like Pot...Rate it:

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How Do You Know
James L. Brooks
2010		- Run for it! - Come on, Lisa! Go, go, go! Go for second! It's gonna be close. Yeah, Lisa! United States wins gold! You did it! - Congratula...Rate it:

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How to Make a Monster
Aben Kandel
1958		[SIGHS] MIRROR. LARRY, BEFORE I LET YOU SEE YOURSELF, ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN STAND THE SHOCK? [MUFFLED] OH, YEAH, SURE. SURE I CAN. I KNOW WI...Rate it:

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How to Make an American Quilt
Jane Anderson
1995		For as long as I can remember... ... my grandmother and her friends have been part of a quilting bee. I remember sitting under the quilting fram...Rate it:

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How to Make Love Like an Englishman
Matthew Newman
2014		(Richard) It's important you understand: it's not you, it's me. What we have is so special. I love you more than I can say. But I'm sorry. Tr...Rate it:

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How to Make Love to a Woman
Dennis Kao
2010		Snoring Dog barks CLIVE: Well, it sounds like you got the ball rolling in the right direction, man. What about this new girl you just signed?...Rate it:

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How to Make Money Selling Drugs
Matthew Cooke
2012		For decades, millions of people have come here in search of the American Dream, but for many, that dream is quickly disappearing. Are you unem...Rate it:

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I Give My First Love to You
Kenji Bando
2009		My love life has a time limit. It's much shorter than others. So I have no time to waste. I have to shine brightly like fireworks in the summer...Rate it:

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I Know You're in There
Robert Lawson Gordon
2016		1 - What are you doing? Come on, I'm not even dressed yet. - I know, that's the best part. - Stop it. I'm serious. - Hey, you're the one wh...Rate it:

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I Love You Again
Leon Gordon
1940		Always the same thing. | You'll find one on every boat, no matter where you go. I've been | twice around the world, and it... Well, gentlemen, la...Rate it:

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I Love You Beth Cooper
Larry Doyle
2009		Forget me, you're on your way We don't have to stay n touch We may remember someday Tll then t doesn't matter that much Someday l'll have to wo...Rate it:

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I Love You Both
Doug Archibald
2016		- Happy birthday! - Happy birthday! Hee, can I open this? Do you like it? - Yeah, do you like yours? - Yeah. Do you like yours? Yeah. Are yo...Rate it:

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I Love You Phillip Morris
Glenn Ficarra & John Requa
2009		I LOVE YOU PHILLIP MORRIS A true story of life, love and prison breaks ...Rate it:

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I Love You to Death
John Kostmayer
1990		Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. How you doing? It's been two weeks since my last confession. I done a lot of bad things in that time. Did...Rate it:

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I Love You, Alice B. Toklas!
Paul Mazursky
1968		Flower in the crannied wall I pluck you out of the crannies I hold you here, root and all, in my hand Little flower... But if I could understan...Rate it:

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I Love You, Beth Cooper
Larry Doyle
2009		(GUITAR PLAYING) GIRL (SINGING): Forget me. You're on your way We don't have to stay in touch We may remember someday Till then it doesn't mat...Rate it:

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I Love You, Man
John Hamburg
2009		Looks good, right? So, my plan is to create this cluster of live/work lofts all along the perimeter here. And... Come here. I also am planning...Rate it:

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I Melt with You
Glenn Porter
2011		Words are tools. You use the words to create, to create, but that doesn't necessarily mean to build. It means sometimes we use words to chip ...Rate it:

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