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Gnomeo and Juliet
Stefan Ellison
2011		Shh! Shh! The story you are about to see has been told before. A lot. And now we are going to tell it again. But different. It's about two sta...Rate it:

(3.75 / 4 votes)
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Steve Kloves
2004		Lumos Maxima. Lumos Maxima. Lumos Maxima. Lumos Maxima. Lumos Maxima! Harry. Harry. Harry, open the door. Marge. How lovely to see... Uncle...Rate it:

(3.67 / 9 votes)
Birdemic: Shock and Terror
James Nguyen
2010		- Hi. - Hi. - Here's a menu. - Thank you. I'll be right back with you. - Excuse me, miss. - Yes? I don't mean to bother you. What? I feel...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Stanley Kubrick
1964		For a year, rumours had circulated among high-level Western leaders - - that the Soviet Union was at work on the "ultimate weapon". A doomsday ...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
I Love You, Daddy
Louis C.K.
2017		So, what did you want to talk about? China wanted me to talk to you about something. Okay. She wants to come and live with me for the rest of...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Kevin Smith
2001		OVER BLACK WE SEE: CHYRON A long time ago, in front of a convenience store far, far away-- EXT. QUICK STOP YEARS AGO--DAY We FADE IN on the blo...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Guy Ritchie
1999		INT. INTERROGATION ROOM - PRESENT This whole scene is shot using only extreme close-ups of eyes, cards, tapping fingers and mouths. We open on a ...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
The Secret Life of Pets
Cinco Paul
2016		Illumination! Illumination! I've lived in this city all my life. I'm Max. And I'm the luckiest dog in New York because of her. That's Katie. Katie ...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
J. K. Rowling
2001		A neighbourhood on a street called Privet Drive. An owl, sitting on the street sign flies off to reveal a mysterious appearing old man walking thro...Rate it:

(3.59 / 20 votes)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Steve Kloves
2005		Bloody kids. How fastidious you've become, Wormtail. As I recall, you once called the nearest gutter pipe home. Could it be that the task of nur...Rate it:

(3.56 / 9 votes)
Beauty and the Beast
Linda Woolverton
1991		NARRATOR: Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart de...Rate it:

(3.51 / 18 votes)
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip
Ross Bagdasarian
2015		ALVIN: Are we rolling? Okay, we're rolling. Dave's birthday message, take 1. Happy Birthday, Dave! We know how hard you've been working on As...Rate it:

(3.50 / 4 votes)
Hannah and Her Sisters
Woody Allen
1986		As the last credit appears, the song ends in a crescendo and the screen fades to total black. Immediately, a new melody begins, an uptempo jazz nu...Rate it:

(3.50 / 4 votes)
Harry Potter And Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Steve Kloves
2011		It's beautiful here. It was our aunt's. We used to come here as kids. The Order uses it now as a safe house. What's left of us atleast. Muggle...Rate it:

(3.50 / 4 votes)
Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold
Gene Quintano
1986		Giddy-up! We're almost home. (laughs) (screams) All right. Tomatoes. There you go. OK, boys. Pull! - (boys laugh) - How's that? Try some to...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
Ashens and the Quest for the Gamechild
Stuart Ashen
2013		Richard. Ashens. Well this is the place. You sure? Bet my left hairy bollock on it. Thanks, Richard, that's a mental picture I'll treasure. C...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
Catch Me If You Can
Jeff Nathanson
2002		Thank you very much and welcome to To Tell the Truth. Our first guest, he's made a career out of being the most outrageous impostor that we'...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
Life Itself
Dan Fogelman
2014		We all are born with a certain package. We are who we are. Where we were born, who we were born as, how we were raised. We're kind of stuck ...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
Take the Money and Run
Woody Allen
1969		On December 1, 1935, Mrs. Williams Starkwell, a wife of a New Jersey handyman gives birth to her first and only child. It is a boy, and they ...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Steve Kloves
2002		Scene 1: In a cage. LOCATION: Little Whinging, Surrey – night LOCATION: No. Four Privet Drive – Harry’s room - night HARRY: I can’t let you o...Rate it:

(3.39 / 13 votes)
The Agony and the Ecstasy
Irving Stone
1965		The Dome of St. Peter's, a triumph of engineering, marvel of design. Created during the italian Renaissance by a man named Michelangelo. And ev...Rate it:

(3.38 / 8 votes)
Die Hard 2
Steven E. de Souza
1990		WHILE WE'RE IN BLACK we HEAR a PNEUMATIC "KA-CHUNK" and then MCCLANE'S VOICE Holy shit, whoa, whoa - ...Rate it:

(3.33 / 3 votes)
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Willard Huyck
1984		Anything goes anything goes anything goes. Anything goes. Be careful. You never told me you spoke my language, dr. Jones. Only on special occasions...Rate it:

(3.33 / 3 votes)
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Adam Sandler
2008		You don't mess with the Zohan! Come disco. No, no, no. I no disco, I make the fish. Danny, come on, go disco. Oh, okay. Disco! Danny, that lo...Rate it:

(3.33 / 3 votes)

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