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Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself Jeff Dunham 2006	(Opening) Sweet Daddy Dee: Jeff Dunham, i'm talking to you my man. This is your night and this is your time. You're gonna put the smackdown on tha...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity Jeff Dunham 2007	Walter: All those kids and their hipping and their hopping. Pull up your damn pants, you morons! Jeff: Second Comedy Central special, it's gonna b...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Monsters Vs Aliens Adam F. Goldberg 2009	You'd better pray to the Lord When you see those flying saucers It may be the coming of the Judgment Day Hey, Jerry, you might wanna check ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Monsters Vs Aliens - Mutant Pumpkins From Outer Space Adam F. Goldberg 2009	Damned teenagers! You'd better not in my field making out. Not in front of my pumpkins. Now scram! Back in my day, we had respect for a man's ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
The Jeff Dunham Show Jeff Dunham 2009	Achmed: Greetings, infidels. Please welcome Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you very much. And, unless I...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Monsters, Inc. Pete Docter 2001	( upbeat jazz playing ) ( roars ) ( woman shrieks ) ( squeaking ) ( music ending ) ( crickets chirping ) WOMAN: Good night, sweetheart. BOY:...	Rate it: (4.75 / 4 votes)
The Jeff Dunham Show Jeff Dunham 2009	(opening) Jeff: Thank you so much! All right! Thank you. You're very kind! Thank you so much! Wow, i feel i just won the nobel prize for walk...	Rate it: (4.20 / 5 votes)
Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed William Hanna 2004	Here we are, folks, on the red carpet at the grand opening... ... of the Coolsonian Criminology Museum. Tonight's premiere exhibit is a rousing...	Rate it: (4.14 / 7 votes)
Godzilla, King of the Monsters! Shigeru Kayama 1956	1 TOHO CO., LTD. [ Thunderous Pounding ] [ Pounding Continues ] [ Creature Bellowing ] [ Man Narrating ] This is Tokyo... once a city of six...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map Jeff Dunham 2014	Jeff Dunham: Five continents. 12 countries. 19 cities. 50,000 miles. Five characters. One dead terrorist. We're all over the map. (Title Card) Je...	Rate it: (3.20 / 5 votes)
Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos Jeff Dunham 2011	JEFF DUNHAM: I can't believe the show starts in half an hour and Achmed's late. Walter: Maybe he drowned trying to visit Bin Laden's grave. (laugh...	Rate it: (3.00 / 2 votes)
Jeff Dunham: Minding The Monsters Jeff Dunham 2012	A.J: Storm clouds gather, darkness prowls, the moon shines full as specters howl. This scary house, this lonely road, revenge is coming, and best s...	Rate it: (2.67 / 3 votes)
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters Marc Guggenheim 2013	At first, I didn't believe it either. But the gods of Olympus are real. And sometimes, these gods have children with humans... called half-bloo...	Rate it: (2.33 / 3 votes)
Attack of the Crab Monsters Charles B. Griffith 1957	And the lord said, "I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; Both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the f...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Gods and Monsters Bill Condon 1998	- He had a live-in nurse but... - She was nothing but a bother. I not like her. Mr. Jimmy not like her. It be better if you live in again, Mr....	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Hammy Beaver: The Adventures Of Giant Hybrid Animal Monsters Movie Stan Lee 2022	Hammy Beaver: Wow. I Like Making Spaghetti And Meatballs For Dinner Tonight. Raccoon Furry: (SNIFFS) Wow. I Like The Smell Of Flowers. Chunky Pig: ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Hulk: Where Monsters Dwell Marty Isenberg 2016	1 Hurry up, guys. They're giving out full-sized candy bars over on Thompson Street. Yeah! Let's go. - Candy. - Hey, wait up! Go on. Knock. ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Jeff Ross Roasts America Unknown 2012	- Whitney houston just died. - What's that? Whitney houston just died. That's a joke. All: no. Whitney houston just died? Shit. Houston, w...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Jeff Ross Roasts the Border: Live from Brownsville, Texas Michael Ferrucci 2017	1 Ross: Look at this beautiful crowd. Come up here, dude. Come up here. Look at this guy. What's your name? What's that? Herman. And... Wha...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Jeff, Who Lives at Home Jay Duplass 2011	I watched Signs again last night. It keeps getting better every time I see it. It's funny. The first time you watch it, it's hard to understan...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Justice League: Gods and Monsters Alan Burnett 2015	That was seismic magnitude 9.8. - We're at the end. - Your egg is set, Lara. All I have to do is add my genetic code. Just one finger print. Z...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Little Monsters Terry Rossio 1989	FADE IN: on an old alarm clock, TICKING, the bells gone, the little hand missing, the big hand indicating twenty-after-something. It is bound wi...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Monsters Gareth Edwards 2010	We've located one male and one female. We're heading in. - Move move move! - Come on, it's not safe. - This is a restricted area. - You need t...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Monsters at Large Anthony Steven Giordano 2017	Go fish. Really? I thought I had you. Guys, thanks for inviting me out camping. This has been great. Yeah, just don't tell my parents we snu...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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