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Jamie Marks Is Dead Carter Smith 2014	Mooney! Where you at, Mooney? Mooney! Mooney! Hey, don't drop your wad, you get spied on in the shower. Do it. Just do whatever faggy shit yo...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Shaun Of The Dead Simon Pegg 2004	Last orders, please. - Shaun. - Yeah? - Do you see what I'm saying? - Yeah, totally. I know he's your best friend but you do live w...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Better Off Dead... Savage Steve Holland 1985	Get... Get... Up! You missed! You missed this time, you little menace! I beat you! Morning. Honey, you're getting all upset over nothing. ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Dead and Gone Harry Shannon 2008	# He was a man # # Who loved as hard as he drank... # Our favorite tune, precious. Our very own little baby-making song. I have to do this, M...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Carl Reiner 1982	1 It was a quiet day at the Rigby Reardon Detective Agency. I had a hangover, and business was so slow I was rereading old newspapers. I was e...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Land of the Dead George A. Romero 2005	... dead people... ... the recently departed... Unburied human corpses are returning to life... and feeding on the living. Stay inside. Do no...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Night of the Living Dead John A. Russo 1968	They ought to make the day the time changes the first day of summer. What? Well, it's eight o'clock and it's still light. A lot of good the e...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Ted Elliott 2006	Will! - Why is this happening? - I don't know. You look beautiful. It's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding. Make way!...	Rate it: (4.50 / 2 votes)
Wrong Turn 2: Dead End Turi Meyer 2007	Hello? It's dead out here, and I'm hating you about now. - What kind of agent are you? - You'll find the road. Kimberly, look, it's 4:00 a. m....	Rate it: (4.25 / 4 votes)
Dead Poets Society Tom Schulman 1989	INT WELTON ACADAMY DINING HALL - DAY - VARIOUS SHOTS 1 CREDITS ROLL On the left is a life-sized mural depicting a group of young scho...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Doctor who the unquiet dead Mark Gatiss 2005	[Chapel of Rest] (A small altar with a cross on it flanked by a pair of candles. The rest of the room is also candle-lit and there are arum lilies ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Fat, Sick & Nearly Dead Joe Cross 2010	What I wanna buy is some celery. Ah, you got the tomatoes? Yeah, I got the tomatoes. How many do you want? They're two for a dollar. Ah good, ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
The Dead Room Kevin Stevens 2015	Well, the house is a dump. What an amazing view. Oh. We'll, we won't need that. No, we're not on the grid. There's a generator. -Okay. Anyth...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Bringing Out the Dead Paul Schrader 1999	After World War One it was called Shell Shock. After World War Two it was called Battle Fatigue. After Vi...	Rate it: (3.50 / 4 votes)
Dead Town imad chelloufi 2024	SEASON 01 - EPISODE 01 Curse of the Heart EXT.DARK-WOODS-NIGHT. Night ,has fallen. The sky is as dark as ink, with the moon barely visible behind ...	Rate it: (3.50 / 2 votes)
Julien Donkey-Boy Harmony Korine 1999	Hey, buddy, whatcha got? A turtle. Oh, man. What're you gonna do with it? Keep it. Do you want to play turtle with me? If you can find ano...	Rate it: (3.50 / 2 votes)
God's Not Dead Hunter Dennis 2014	1 It wasn't enough No, it's not enough So just let it go J" But the angels, they brought you And they're gonna hold you up They see the fe...	Rate it: (3.25 / 4 votes)
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Jeff Nathanson 2017	Father's Curse. DEAD or ALIVE. THE FLYING DUTCHMAN - Father. - Henry. What have you done? - I said I'd find you. - Look at me, son. - I don'...	Rate it: (3.25 / 4 votes)
Drop Dead Gorgeous Lona Williams 1999	FADE IN: EXT. COUNTRY ROAD - MINNESOTA - DAY Vintage black and white stock footage of some farms and farmhouses. DISSOLVE TO: EXT. COUNTRY ROA...	Rate it: (3.00 / 2 votes)
Dead Man Jim Jarmusch 1995	Look out the window. And doesn't this remind you of when you were in the boat? And then later that night, you were lying, looking up at the ce...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
Joy Ride: Dead Ahead James Robert Johnston 2008	Will that be all for you? There you go. Have a good night. Where are you going? Come on. Party time, huh? Hey! Hey, wait up! Looking for com...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
Dead Reckoning Oliver H.P. Garrett 1947	Get your Sunday morning paper! Get your Sunday morning paper! Get your Sunday morning paper here! Paper! Morning paper! Well, goodbye, Father. ...	Rate it: (1.33 / 3 votes)
3 Hours till Dead Jason Mills 2016	1 Somebody! Somebody help. My wife needs help. Somebody help. I don't wanna die. My wife-- Wow. Well, that was righteous. How's my hair? ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
9 Dead Gay Guys Lab Ky Mo 2002	Nine Gay Dead Guys The year I went down to London to actively seek work was a significant year for me. Dossing about on the dole was hardly ne...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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