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Batman Ninja
Kazuki Nakashima
2018
1 (BATS SCREECHING) (THUNDER RUMBLING) (THUNDERCLAP) CATWOMAN: You think you've heard every Batman story. I promise, you haven't. I wouldn't...Rate it:

(5.00 / 7 votes)
After Porn Ends 2
Unknown
2017
we're on the set of lisa ann's "big titted cougars." Whew. Shocker that I would be in a cougar movie. what's the difference with a cougar and ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Batman and Robin
Akiva Goldsman
1997
1INT. BATCAVE -BATMAN'S COSTUME VAULT Chrome and shadow. A black gauntlet SNAPS into place. A cape WHIPS over a dark rubber back. A bat-sha...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Batman: Gotham by Gaslight
James Krieg
2018
1 (MUSIC PLAYING) (TRAIN CHUGGING) (CHATTER) PRESENTER: A woman? Of course. But, is she human? Well, that's another story. The Gotham Gaiet...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Batman: The Killing Joke
Brian Azzarello
2016
1 BARBARA: First of all, I realize this is probably not how you thought the story would start, not with a big shiny moon or a city that could ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
xXx: Return of Xander Cage
Rich Wilkes
2017
You know how I came up with the idea for the Triple-X program? Skateboards and swimming pools. Skateboards used to be stuck on the ground. Adol...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The LEGO Batman Movie
Seth Grahame-Smith
2017
1 (Dark music begins to play in the background.) Batman: Black. All important movies start with a black screen. And music. Edgy, scary music that ...Rate it:

(4.50 / 4 votes)
The Batman vs. Dracula
Duane Capizzi
2005
B-7 G-46 Before the cops nabbed me, I stashed cash. Millions. Hey! Sit down! Did you hear me? Millions! Can't you see I'm on a roll here? Co...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
Batman: Under the Red Hood
Judd Winick
2010
RA'S AL GHUL: I should never have allied myself with a madman. where are they? in Sarajevo, sir. And he has the boy. [GROANING] [GRUNTING] M...Rate it:

(4.00 / 3 votes)
Batman Returns
Daniel Waters
1992
- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. Penguin sighting! Man or myth? What is he? Today's edition. Another penguin sighting. Another penguin si...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
Batman: The Dark Knight
Bob Kane
2008
Three of a kind. Let's do this. That's it? Three guys? Two guys on the roof. Every guy gets a share. Five shares is plenty. Six shares. Don't ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Batman: The Movie
Lorenzo Semple Jr.
1966
1 NARRATOR: This yacht is bringing a revolutionary invention to Gotham. On a peaceful motor ride, millionaire Bruce Wayne... ...and his ward, ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Not the Three Stooges XXX
Will Ryder
2012
Everybody inside! Come on. Time for your chores. But, Sister Mary-Mengele, the game's tied. Can't we just play another couple minutes? Please! ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
This Isn't the Help - It's a XXX Spoof
Unknown
2011
I was born 1911, Chickasaw County, Piedmont Plantation. And did you know, as a girl growing up, that one day you'd be a maid? Yes, ma'am, I di...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Batman: Year One
Tab Murphy
2011
BATMAN YEAR ONE Screenplay BY FRANK MILLER FADE IN. ...Rate it:

(3.83 / 6 votes)
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Chris Terrio
2016
There was a time above... A time before... There were perfect things. Diamond absolutes. But things fall... Things on Earth, and what falls.....Rate it:

(3.75 / 4 votes)
Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
Paul Dini
2000
Stay back! He should've said "heel". Slag it! -He's got a delicate touch, Dee Dee. -Delicate like a moose, Dee Dee. I hate ripping this heavy ...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
XXX
Rich Wilkes
2002
FADE IN: EXT. PRAGUE - NIGHT On a hill above the city is an old CATHEDRAL. The night is spooky, with harsh shadows playing across the cobblestone...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
Batman
Sam Hamm
1989
FADE IN: EXT. CITYSCAPE - NIGHT The place is Gotham City. The time, 1987 -- once removed. The city of Tomorrow: stark angles, cre...Rate it:

(3.50 / 6 votes)
This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon': The XXX Parody
Unknown
2009
N NE NEW NEW M NEW MO NEW MOO NEW MOON These violent delights have violent ends... And in their triumph die, like fire and powder... Whi...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
Batman Begins
Christopher Nolan
2005
Rachel, let me see. - Can l see? - Finders keepers. And l found it. ln my garden. Finders keepers. Bruce? Bruce? Mom! Mr. Alfred! Did you h...Rate it:

(3.40 / 10 votes)
Batman and Harley Quinn
Bruce Timm
2017
- (GUNS FIRING) - (MAN SCREAMS) GUARD: Look out! - (WOODRUE ROARS) - (SCREAMS) (YELLS) (GRUNTS) (WHIMPERING) (GUNSHOTS CONTINUE) (EXCLAIMI...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
9 to 5: Days in Porn
Jens Hoffmann
2008
Well, l would say, l get hired to do a lot of things because l can andbecause girls like it. A lot of male talent have to be Iover-boys with gi...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse': The XXX Parody
Unknown
2010
Who's there?. Who's there?. What do you want?. Some say the world will end in fire. Some say in ice... From what I've tasted of desire, I hol...Rate it:

(2.50 / 2 votes)

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