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Monster Family David Safier 2017	Hot, hot, hot! Ow, sun, sun. Oh, no. Okay, then. On your marks. It's not unusual to be loved by anyone It's not unusual to have fun with anyo...	Rate it: (5.00 / 4 votes)
Almost Christmas David E. Talbert 2016	1 It's a beautiful Birmingham morning and the holiday season looks merry and bright. Are you ready for the holidays? Not me. Man, I got five...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
They Live John Carpenter 1988	THEY LIVE JOB OPPORTUNITIES - Last place of employment? - Denver, Colorado. I worked there for ten years... but then things just dried up. Th...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
24 Hours to Live Ron Mita 2017	You know, I remember the first time I set foot in Africa. Thought I'd hate it just like Iraq, you know? Figured, it's just more fucking sand t...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Alex Gladiolus VS Death Hariette Gu 2020	Narrator: Long ago there was magic. (A young woman snaps her hands and a bowl of fruit flies into her hands) That village had everything you would ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Almost Famous Cameron Crowe 2000	1FADE IN1 A close-shot of a yellow legal tablet. A young hand comes into frame, holding a pencil. For a few moments, we hear only the soft scrat...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
American Pie Presents: Band Camp Adam Herz 2005	Hey, Stifler, how come Steve got all the talent in your family? Bite me, Fuck Face. Come on, man, you're missing it. I've seen it a million tim...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Backstreet Boys: Show 'Em What You're Made Of Unknown 2015	I WANT TO GO CAMPING ONE DAY. I'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE. I WANT TO DO THAT. WHOO HOO! CAN YOU IMAGINE PLAYING PAINTBALL UP HERE? IT'D BE HAR...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
The Family Man David Diamond 2000	KENNEDY AIRPORT, PAN AM TERMINAL - NIGHT SUPER: AUTUMN, 1987 A line of PASSENGERS about to board a Pan Am flight to London. JACK CAMPBELL, 22,...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
The Jeff Dunham Show Jeff Dunham 2009	Achmed: Greetings, infidels. Please welcome Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you very much. And, unless I...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
To Live Wei Lu 1994	ERA International (HK) Ltd. presents In Association with Shanghai Film Studios Producer: Chiu Fusheng Executive Producers: Kow Fuhong and Chris...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
You Only Live Twice Roald Dahl 1967	Calling Cape Comm. This is Jupiter 16. Do you give a "go" for fourth orbit? Cape Comm to Jupiter 16. Can you confirm O-2 pressure is within li...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Alpha and Omega 5: Family Vacation Tom Kane 2015	1 HUMPHREY: Okay, pups. As we continue on our first family vacation to Alfred Creek Falls, it's time for my infamous animal impressions. (PU...	Rate it: (4.50 / 4 votes)
A Family Thing Billy Bob Thornton 1996	Now, let me run this by you one more time real slow so you can understand it. If you rent a piece of equipment, you are liable for it if you b...	Rate it: (4.33 / 3 votes)
The Jeff Dunham Show Jeff Dunham 2009	(opening) Jeff: Thank you so much! All right! Thank you. You're very kind! Thank you so much! Wow, i feel i just won the nobel prize for walk...	Rate it: (4.20 / 5 votes)
A Guy Named Joe Dalton Trumbo 1943	Off we go Into the wild blue yonder Riding high... It's Pete sandidge's Squadron. I'll bet you he's the best Flyer in the whole world. He's ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love David H. Steinberg 2009	MAN 1 ON COMPUTER: Mistress, spank my bottom. Spank it really hard! Please, spank my bottom! - That is unpleasant. - Spank it really hard. WOM...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Live Free or Die Hard Mark Bomback 2007	Well.... I am sending you the code. Yes I see that, thank you. - What about my account? - Delivering. i I have just sent it, you should have ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
The Eichmann Show Simon Block 2015	September 2nd 1945. The war is over. 50 million dead including six million murdered Jews. As leading Nazis are captured one name slowly rises t...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Madea's Big Happy Family Tyler Perry 2011	Byron! I don't even like coming into doctors' offices. I don't get sick ever. I don't never get sick. - You know that. - Well, thank you for ...	Rate it: (3.21 / 14 votes)
The Family That Preys Tyler Perry 2008	-We want purple on the top up there. -Yes, ma'am. Oh, no, dear. That whole arrangement needs to go back there. -Between the windows. -Yes, ma'...	Rate it: (3.00 / 7 votes)
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore Robert Getchell 1974	ALICE: Wait. No, wait. I can do that better. I can sing better than Alice Faye. ALICE: I swear to Christ I can. MOTHER: Allie! Allie! Alice Gr...	Rate it: (3.00 / 2 votes)
Comedy Central Roast of James Franco Michael Ferrucci 2013	1 (film projector clicking) (instrumental music playing) I say James, y'all say Franco, James Franco James Franco, I say James, y'all say Fra...	Rate it: (3.00 / 2 votes)
Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird Tony Geiss 1985	[Drum Cadence] Ladies And Gentlemen, Would You Please Rise For The Grouch Anthem? No, No, No. With The Grouch Anthem, You Stay Sitting Down. ...	Rate it: (3.00 / 2 votes)

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