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Mary And The Witch's Flower
Riko Sakaguchi
2017		Close the valve! Before the fire comes! There she is! She has the seeds! Get her! Don't just stand there! Go get her! Mary and The Witch's F...Rate it:

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Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World
Peter Weir
2003		- Come on, come on. It's all right. Yes, yes, it's all right. Wake up, Will. Starboard bow ahoy! - What is it, Slade? - Thought I heard someth...Rate it:

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Master Harold ... And the Boys
Nicky Rebelo
2010		[Seagulls crying] [Surf pounding] [Distant band music] [Dog barking] [Trumpet announcing over radio] (male announcer) You're listening to S...Rate it:

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Mater and The Ghostlight
Joe Ranft
2006		I'll have the daily special when you get a chance... Gosh, sure is a nice night. It sure is... a nice night. I sure hope Mater isn't waiting a...Rate it:

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Maz Jobrani: Brown and Friendly
Maz Jobrani
2009		1 HEY, MAZ. TWO MINUTES TO AIR. THANKS, BUDDY. OH, MY GOD. TWO MINUTES TILL AIR. I CAN'T DO THIS. THIS IS MY OWN SPECIAL. I'M NOT THAT SPEC...Rate it:

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Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
Jesse Andrews
2015		I have no idea how to tell this story. I don't even know how to start it. Like, I guess I could use one of those classic story beginning sent...Rate it:

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Me and Mrs Jones
Oriane Messina
2012		1 INT. GEMMA’S BATHROOM. MORNING 1 CHARLOTTE and JESS are in their school uniforms, GEMMA looks scruffy and is trying to tie her hair in a pony...Rate it:

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ME AND MY MOTHER
Haro Chilumo
2023		Breth, 10, lives with his young single mother. His mother is a partier and a drunkard. He spends most of the time at his neigbors'. The woes ...Rate it:

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Me and Orson Welles
Robert Kaplow
2008		In 1592 Shakespeare had already - actor and playwright. It is not known how his career started. However, we know that he was in 1594 - joined ...Rate it:

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Me and the Colonel
S.N. Behrman
1958		Information has just been received of the advance of the German army. They are expected in Paris in the next 24 hours. Premier Reynaud said th...Rate it:

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Me and You
Niccolò Ammaniti
2012		Well'? Nothing. So you took off, went away and left him on his own'? Yes. It's normal. Normal'? He wouldn't have helped me either. - But ho...Rate it:

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Me Myself And Irene
Peter Farrelly
2000		(drumroll) (rousing orchestral fanfare playing) (fanfare ends) ♪♪ I got a star on my car and one on my chest ♪♪ ♪♪ A gun on my hip and the right to...Rate it:

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Me, Them and Lara
Francesca Marciano
2009		ME, THEM AND LARA Ladies and gentlemen, in a few minutes we'll land in Rome's Da Vinci Airport. Sir, your seatbelt and tray. - Giulio! - Carl...Rate it:

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Melinda and Melinda
Woody Allen
2004		The essence of life isn't comic. lt's tragic. There's nothing intrinsically funny about the terrible facts of human existence. l disagree. Phil...Rate it:

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Melvin and Howard
Bo Goldman
1980		[Chirruping] [Engine drones in distance] Ya-haa! [Laughs] [Laughs] [Groans] [Car radio. # Crazy Horse. Gone Dead Train] # My engine was pum...Rate it:

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Men and Wolves
Giuseppe De Santis
1957		Men and Wolves In Abruzzo, with the first frosts, when flocks and shepherds leave the high ground over which is about to stretch out the white ...Rate it:

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Merlin and the Book of Beasts
Brook Durham
2010		Five. Five. Metamorphis metamorphis metamorphis metamorphis metamorphis metamorphis metamorphis metamorphis metamorphis metamorphis. Ow. T...Rate it:

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Merlin and the War of the Dragons
Jon Macy
2008		(as spoken in english audio) Britain, 420 AD The Roman Empire has called all its troops home .. . when it ended the occupation of the country, ...Rate it:

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Mickybo and Me
Terry Loane
2004		Come on. Lift your feet. Back in 1970, the whole world knew that Belfast was a divided city. Neighborhoods were turning into ghettos, but I k...Rate it:

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Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil
John Lee Hancock
1997		Quit eyeballing me, Flavius. I knew you when you was a two-bit hustler on Bull Street. JOHN: Excuse me! Where can a fella get a cab? DRIVER: ...Rate it:

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Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates
Andrew Jay Cohen
2016		Oh, no, oh, no Ahhh, oh, no, ahhh, oh, no Ahhh, oh, no No, she don't mess around No, she don't mess around 100% blue agave. Taste it. Look, ...Rate it:

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Mikey and Nicky
Elaine May
1976		It's 7-1-2-7-4-3-1. Mikey? I'm in trouble. Can you talk? I'm in a phone booth, Montel and Grand the southwest side of the street, all right?...Rate it:

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Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
Marc Lawrence
2005		Hart, can you get me Miss Arizona's number? - Why would I do that, Clonsky? - Because she needs a man in her life. Yeah? Where do you fit in? ...Rate it:

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Moby Dick
Ray Bradbury
1956		Call me Ishmael. Some years ago, having little or no money... I thought I would sail about and see the oceans of the world. Whenever I get gri...Rate it:

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