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Margot At The Wedding
Noah Baumbach
2007		Thanks. Here. Sorry. - That was quick. - I sat next to the wrong person. - Really? Where? - Don't look! Don't look! Careful of my jacket. W...Rate it:

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Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates
Andrew Jay Cohen
2016		Oh, no, oh, no Ahhh, oh, no, ahhh, oh, no Ahhh, oh, no No, she don't mess around No, she don't mess around 100% blue agave. Taste it. Look, ...Rate it:

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Moby Dick
Paul Bales
2010		1 (Man screaming) - Sir! - If you run away again, I'll kill you! - (Screams) - You hear me? Hey. Hey! Get off him! (Grunting) Here, get up...Rate it:

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Moby Dick
Ray Bradbury
1956		Call me Ishmael. Some years ago, having little or no money... I thought I would sail about and see the oceans of the world. Whenever I get gri...Rate it:

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Monsoon Wedding
Sabrina Dhawan
2001		Pimmi, please bring the phone. Darling, you want something else? Tea? Nimbu pani? No, no. That bloody bastard Dubey hasn't come yet. Alice? P...Rate it:

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Muriel's Wedding
P.J. Hogan
1994		Hey, I'm already taken, love. - Who got it? - Muriel. Looks like I'm next. Cheryl. Cheryl! I can throw it again. You can't do that. It went ...Rate it:

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My Best Friend's Wedding
Ronald Bass
1997		INT. BOULEY RESTAURANT, NEW YORK - NIGHT Dim lighting, crowd buzz, a long line of the rich, the celebrated, the congenitally impatient. Everyone...Rate it:

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My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Nia Vardalos
2002		You better get married soon. You're starting to look old. My dad has been saying that to me since I was 15... because nice Greek girls are supp...Rate it:

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My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2
Nia Vardalos
2016		FADE IN: EXT. CHICAGO STREETS - DAWN Ah, it’s Fall. Not in a cozy, peaceful way. In that slushy miserable Midwest way. Strong winds bend the ...Rate it:

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My Favorite Wedding
Keith Calabrese
2017		1 [] How cute! You're so cute! Hey. Hi. I need three iced lattes, and a regular coffee... oh, and extra straws, please! Right. [gasps in p...Rate it:

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My First Wedding
Patricio Vega
2011		MY FIRST WEDDING Let me tell you something. Think twice before getting married. Especially, if you're going to throw a party. Let's begin wit...Rate it:

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On Set: The Making of 'A Christmas Wedding Tail'
Unknown
2011		Isn't Christmas beautiful? The decorations, the ornaments and my favorite-- gingerbread! Yum! My name's Rusty. And I hope you're in the mood ...Rate it:

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Perfect Wedding
Lawrence Cheng
2010		- Hi -Hi You like Dan Brown too? I wish I could sleep with him. OK What is it? For you to sleep with him. It's a limited edition! You're so ...Rate it:

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Polish Wedding
Theresa Connelly
1998		Where are you? - Here. - This your house? What, are you crazy? What about your foIks? -What about your dad? -He's at work. And your ma? Hey...Rate it:

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Royal Wedding
Alan Jay Lerner
1951		(Singing) My Royal day can be a Royal bore. It leaves me colder than a basement floor. The only moment I keep waiting for, is when the day wil...Rate it:

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Scared Stiff
Herbert Baker
1953		Hey! Oh, hey! Hello, honey. - Am I going to see you later? - You certainly are. Wait. You can't go out there like that. - Pierre? - Yes? The...Rate it:

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Second Hand Wedding
Linda Niccol
2008		Like any other business the second-hand business has rules Martin, strict rules. And if you're to succeed as my assistant, you must stick to the...Rate it:

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Shotgun Wedding
Patrick Casey
2013		[ Panting ] To whomever it may concern, if you're seeing this video, I am most likely dead. [ Creaking ] You've heard about the gruesome, tr...Rate it:

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Silent Wedding
Adrian Lustig
2008		SILENT WEDDING Great shape. I piss at 7:00 everyday and have a shit at 8:00. That's early... What time do you wake up? At nine. Hi there, Pa...Rate it:

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Stop the Wedding
Stephanie Bond
2016		1 All right, Anna, comedy or tragedy? Comedy! Laughter is always preferable to tears... Unless it is tears from laughter, which I also enjo...Rate it:

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The Bank Dick
W.C. Fields
1940		Egbert Souse? - Isn't that an odd name? - It isn't pronounced Souse. Accent grave over the "E." Egbert "Sou-say. " Oh, I see. What's he up to...Rate it:

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The Big Wedding
Justin Zackham
2013		There's an old expression that marriage is like a phone call in the night. First comes the ring, and then you wake up. My wife, Ellie, and l we...Rate it:

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The Dick & Paula Celebrity Special
Unknown
1999		Let's go. Letters are fading. Where's talent? We have 5 seconds. - And the letters? - It's fine. Did you get that in shot? Okay, where's Hal...Rate it:

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The Member of the Wedding
Edna Anhalt
1952		It happened that green and crazy summer when Frankie was 12 years old. This was the summer when, for a long time, she had not been a member. Sh...Rate it:

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