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Hammy Beaver: The Adventures Of Giant Hybrid Animal Monsters Movie
Stan Lee
2022		Hammy Beaver: Wow. I Like Making Spaghetti And Meatballs For Dinner Tonight. Raccoon Furry: (SNIFFS) Wow. I Like The Smell Of Flowers. Chunky Pig: ...Rate it:

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Handsome: A Netflix Mystery Movie
Andrea Seigel
2017		Hi. I'm Steven Weber. And I play the murderer... Thanks, Lyle. ...in this Handsome mystery movie. Enjoy this exciting multiplatform event. Ton...Rate it:

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Hannah Montana: Life's What You Make It
Unknown
2007		Lilly, why do you read that tabloid trash? They're nothing but li... (clears throat) ''Hannah Montana looks fabulous.'' ...with the occasional ...Rate it:

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Hannah Montana: The Movie
Dan Berendsen
2009		Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! What is with all the pushing behind me? Here you go, girls. It's Miley Stewart. We've got to get in there. Our names a...Rate it:

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He's Just Not That Into You
Abby Kohn
2009		EXT. PARK - DAY We float down through a serene, leafy park to the children's play area. There, in the sandbox, a BEAUTIFUL FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL pl...Rate it:

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Heavysaurs The Movie
Veli-Pekka Hänninen
2015		1 In her home cave in Mystic Mountain, - on a quite ordinary day, one quite ordinary witch - decided to entertain herself - by rocking with h...Rate it:

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Hello Ladies: The Movie
Stephen Merchant
2014		Hello, ladies. Hi, my name's Stuart. - My good friend Wade right here. - Hi. - Hi, I'm Ashleigh. - Hi. - This is Mel. - How's it going? - Ho...Rate it:

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Hey Arnold! The Jungle Movie
Craig Bartlett
2017		1 [sweeping orchestral music] - Grandma! Grandpa! You have to see this! I found a map. A map... the key to finally finding my missing parent...Rate it:

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High & Low: The Movie
Unknown
2016		1 Good evening I will not membiarkanmu Silent What is it All dash Fast Are you alright? Good Run All Here there is a beautiful woman Co...Rate it:

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Home Movie
Christopher Denham
2008		"Home Movie"! For "Home Movie" press one. For "Happy Easter" press two. What are you doing? For a terrible "Thanksgiving," press three. You'...Rate it:

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Horrid Henry: The Movie
Lucinda Whiteley
2011		Down with the boys! Girls rule! Girls are cool! Down with the boys! Girls rule! Girls are cool! Down with the boys! Singing Soraya. Sour Susa...Rate it:

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How to Make a Monster
Aben Kandel
1958		[SIGHS] MIRROR. LARRY, BEFORE I LET YOU SEE YOURSELF, ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN STAND THE SHOCK? [MUFFLED] OH, YEAH, SURE. SURE I CAN. I KNOW WI...Rate it:

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How to Make an American Quilt
Jane Anderson
1995		For as long as I can remember... ... my grandmother and her friends have been part of a quilting bee. I remember sitting under the quilting fram...Rate it:

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How to Make Love Like an Englishman
Matthew Newman
2014		(Richard) It's important you understand: it's not you, it's me. What we have is so special. I love you more than I can say. But I'm sorry. Tr...Rate it:

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How to Make Love to a Woman
Dennis Kao
2010		Snoring Dog barks CLIVE: Well, it sounds like you got the ball rolling in the right direction, man. What about this new girl you just signed?...Rate it:

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How to Make Money Selling Drugs
Matthew Cooke
2012		For decades, millions of people have come here in search of the American Dream, but for many, that dream is quickly disappearing. Are you unem...Rate it:

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I Am Not a Hipster
Destin Daniel Cretton
2012		(Clearing throat) How's it going? I, uhh... I can't believe you guys showed up considering how much of an asshole I am. Uhh, I want to thank...Rate it:

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I Am Not a Serial Killer
Billy O'Brien
2016		- Well, I've never seen anything like that. - Yeah. - Something tore him up. - Oh! - Yeah. -What's your prognosis, John? -Well, he's dead fo...Rate it:

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I Am Not a Witch
Rungano Nyoni
2017		Yes, how are you? Ticket is ten Kwacha. It's a lot of money. How are you? Thank you. - Here you go. - Thank you. Hello sir. Fine, thank you...Rate it:

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I Am Not Your Negro
James Baldwin
2016		1 Mr. Baldwin, I'm sure you still meet the remark that: "What are the Negroes... why aren't they optimistic? Um... They say, "But it's getti...Rate it:

(3.22 / 9 votes)
I'm Not Ashamed
Bodie Thoene
2016		1 I want to be a light, but it feels so dark. It's like... I have a heavy heart and this burden on my back. There's something in me that mak...Rate it:

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I'm Not There.
Todd Haynes
2007		There he lies. God rest his soul, and his rudeness. A devouring public can now share the remains of his sickness, and his phone numbers. Ther...Rate it:

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Indie Game: The Movie
Ike Barinholtz
2012		Where's the remote? Is the remote over there? 7 months from now Super Meat Boy Xbox Release Day What the Hell? Are you fucking kidding me? A...Rate it:

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Inside 'The Village': A Movie Special
Unknown
2004		(very quietly) Who'll pinch me to wake me up? Who will laugh at me when I fall? Whose breath will I listen for... ...so that I may sleep? Whos...Rate it:

(1.83 / 6 votes)

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Which film won the Academy Award for Best Picture in 1998?
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