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Stagecoach: The Texas Jack Story
Dan Benamor
2016		What the hell is that? I don't know. Woah. Bad luck drivin' over the dead. Drop 'em! Woah. Wanna die for the banks? I promise they're not g...Rate it:

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Terror in a Texas Town
Dalton Trumbo
1958		You're too far away for a fair throw, Hansen. Come a little closer. Just a little closer in. You wouldn't want to disappoint your friends. The...Rate it:

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Texas
Horace McCoy
1941		Quiet, folks. I hereby christen you Windy Miller. Look out for your eyes. - AI, where is Windy? - I haven't seen him since last night. Anybody...Rate it:

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Texas Chainsaw 3D
Adam Marcus
2013		They're trying to kill me! They are crazy! Just calm down, Sally. You're safe now. Can you tell me what happened? We ran out of gas. Kirk w...Rate it:

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Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D
Adam Marcus
2013		They're trying to kill me! They are crazy! Just calm down, Sally. You're safe now. Can you tell me what happened? We ran out of gas. Kirk w...Rate it:

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Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
Kim Henkel
1995		[First lines] August 18, 1973. News of a bizarre, chainsaw-wielding family - reports which were to ignite the world's imagination - began to filter...Rate it:

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Texas Killing Fields
Don Ferrarone
2011		Come on, Carl! There's been a break-in. I found her. She was out here by the shed and she was just lying on the ground. And I could tell she ...Rate it:

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The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
Larry L. King
1982		It was the nicest little whorehouse you ever saw. It lay about a mile outside the city limits, so everybody could feel real friendly. Sheriff J...Rate it:

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The Bravery: Live from La Zona Rosa
Unknown
2007		PRIVATE SECURITY - Coffee's ready. - Thanks. You want it now but you never call me. I've called. Give it to me. Don't. It doesn't come off....Rate it:

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The House I Live In
Eugene Jarecki
2012		A Gorsky Film Studios Production, Moscow Screenplay: I. Olshansky Direction: L. Kulidjanov, Yu. Segel Camera: V. Shumsky Sets: V. Bogomolov ...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Greetings, infidels. Please welcome Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you very much. And, unless I...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009		(opening) Jeff: Thank you so much! All right! Thank you. You're very kind! Thank you so much! Wow, i feel i just won the nobel prize for walk...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Please give up a visible American standing ovation for our host: Mr. Jeff Dunham. Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank You. Thank You. Stop. Tha...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Greetings, infidels! And now make a big loud noise for Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you! Thank you so much! Thank you! Well, thank you and tha...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Give it up for the man who let me borrow his Hummer to move a futon into my cave, Jeff Dunham. Jeff: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank...Rate it:

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The Shepherd: Border Patrol
Joe Gayton
2008		Six o'clock. -Go dark. -Copy that. Keep it tight. No sound. Get down! Get down! -On your knees! -Get down! Jamal Al Din. Where is Jamal Al ...Rate it:

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The Skin I Live In
Thierry Jonquet
2011		THE SKIN I LIVE IN Help me with the dumbwaiter. Open it. Take this. Marilia, are you there? Yes. Send up more sackcloth and double-sided tap...Rate it:

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The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
Kim Henkel
1974		It is believed that the indictment is only one of a series to be handed down as the result of a special grand jury investigation. Graverobbing ...Rate it:

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Scott Kosar
2003		NARRATOR The film which you are about to see is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of 5 youths. It is all the more tragic in that they ...Rate it:

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
L.M. Kit Carson
1986		-Oh, yeah! -Hook them horns, baby! We are on our way to the biggest party of the world. Yeah! Red River Rock 'n' Roll Request Line. This is S...Rate it:

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
Sheldon Turner
2006		Boss, I need a bathroom break! Please. Dear Lord, help me! Get the hell out of here. Well, that's what you get for drinking on the job, Sloane...Rate it:

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The Texas Rangers
Louis Stevens
1936		NARRATOR: A thousand miles from El Paso to the border of Louisiana, 1, 000 miles from the gulf along the winding, colorful waters of the Rio G...Rate it:

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They Live
John Carpenter
1988		THEY LIVE JOB OPPORTUNITIES - Last place of employment? - Denver, Colorado. I worked there for ten years... but then things just dried up. Th...Rate it:

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They Live by Night
Charles Schnee
1948		I knew that tire had to go. You talk too much. - Please, mister, please. - Uh-uh. Yeah. - Now what? - Now to get to that brother of yours. -...Rate it:

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