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Flight of Black Angel
John Brancato
1991		[JET ENGINE] TANGO FLIGHT, THIS IS RINGLEADER. CHECK IN. DRAGONFLY TO RINGLEADER, CHECK. -COUGAR, CHECK. BULLDOG, CHECK. I'M READY TO PLAY. ...Rate it:

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Grand Central
Gaëlle Macé
2013		Fuck! Bastard! - You didn't take anything? - Get lost! You didn't have anything in your wallet. Are you a bum? - Fuck off, please! It's the f...Rate it:

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InAPPropriate Comedy
Ken Pringle
2013		1 [SKATEBOARD SHUFFLING] MAN: It's Thursday. I've been out here for... 120-Something hours. I'm out of water. And I don't know how much long...Rate it:

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Jack Irish: Black Tide
Matt Cameron
2012		1 (Woman speaks Thai on airport intercom) (Speaks Thai) My name is Dean Canetti, and I think the, ahem, technical term for your situation, G...Rate it:

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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
Johnny Knoxville
2013		Law offices. You know what I want to be when I grow up? - What? - A fisherman. I want to go fishing every day till I'm rich so I can move ri...Rate it:

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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa .5
Fax Bahr
2014		- Is it going? - Yes. Okay. Leave a message for Irving Zisman at the... You fucking mutt, you're fixing the penguin, dude. I don't give a fu...Rate it:

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LEGO Marvel Super Heroes: Black Panther - Trouble in Wakanda
Mark Hoffmeier
2018		1 (reporter) King T'Challa, do you intend to go everywhere dressed as the Black Panther now? The leader of Wakanda has always been a warrio...Rate it:

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Little Black Book
Melissa Carter
2004		Question: How does a girl who falls... No, actually, she jumps... ... eyes open, down a rabbit hole, plummeting into chaos... ... come out the ...Rate it:

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Little black spiders
Patrice Toye
2012		How many girls are there? Including you? Ten. And are they all like me? Yes. Will we all sleep together? No, in the attic everyone has their...Rate it:

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Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store
Louis C.K.
2015		1 One of my hobbies is I collect dust. Are you from this country? I go around town slashing tire prices. Do you get that? Do you know that C...Rate it:

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Lucknow Central
Aseem Arora
2017		1 "Colorize" "O life, there could not be a mix Of my colors with your colors" "I tried every moment, but That friendship couldn't happen" "O ...Rate it:

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Manny Lewis
Carl Barron
2015		1 Do you ever pretend you're dead at home, just practise? Do you ever pretend you're dead in the bath... just hold your nose and float around ...Rate it:

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Meet Joe Black
Bo Goldman
1998		EXT. ANNANDALE-ON-HUDSON, N.Y. - 4:00 AM A patch of water. PULL BACK TO REVEAL more water. BACK FARTHER TO REVEAL an expanse of river, up the ba...Rate it:

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Men In Black
Ed Solomon
1997		Start [The opening titles, cast, and crew are shown as a small bug flies around the screen before being swallowed by a dragonfly, which then flies ...Rate it:

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Men in Black
Ed Solomon
1997		EXT. ROAD - TEXAS/MEXICO BORDER - NIGHT A million stars wink in the night desert sky. Down here on earth, an insect...Rate it:

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Men in Black 3
Etan Cohen
2012		[DOOR BUZZES] [DOOR LOCKS] [SLOSHING] [BEEPING] Well, well, Boris the Animal has a visitor. I guess one every 40 years is okay. [SCANNER WHI...Rate it:

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Men in Black II
Robert Gordon
2002		Mysteries in History, with your host, Peter Graves. Although no one has ever been able to prove their existence... ... a quasi-government agenc...Rate it:

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Misery Loves Comedy
Kevin Pollak
2015		Am I gonna get fed? There's like a table, I'm leaning on it, I feel like I'm alone in an airport. What's the second question? God, that's a g...Rate it:

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Mr. White Mr. Black
Sanjeev Duggal
2008		Mr. White.. Hey Mr. Black. Mr. White.. Mr. Black. Take it, sir. There is no deal in love. Brother.. What is it? Brother, have you seen him an...Rate it:

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Mrs Henderson Presents
David Rose
2005		Forasmuch as it has pleased Almighty God of his great mercy, to take unto himself the soul of our dear brother here departed... ...we therefore...Rate it:

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National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze
Patrick Casey
2003		Hey, Pete! Hey, hold this. I bought some sausage to go with crackers for Adrienne and me because we made out last night. Think she likes crac...Rate it:

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National Lampoon Presents: Surf Party
John 'J.D.' Drury
2013		As you go forth on your journey, and lead us into the next century, I know that you're going out into this world and will give one hundred and...Rate it:

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National Theatre Live: The Comedy of Errors
William Shakespeare
2012		When we're out in the moonlight lookin' up on skies above feels so good when I'm near you holding hands and making love whoo, whoo, bab...Rate it:

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No Fear: Daniel Radcliffe as Arthur Kipps in 'The Woman in Black'
Unknown
2012		My babies! Arthur... Daddy! Coming. Do you like it, daddy? Very much. You didn't look at it properly. - Of course I did. That's me, that's ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)

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