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If You Could Only Cook
Howard J. Green
1935		And do you, Evelyn Fletcher, take the Buchanan millions to have and to hold now? And as long as the dough lasts. And now what happens? -Make su...Rate it:

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If You Were Me 4
Kye Soo Jeon
2009		BLUE BIRDS ON THE DESK If it's possible to turn back time like for 10 years? 20 years? or even 5 years? I think only one place I'd never want...Rate it:

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Imagine Me & You
Ol Parker
2005		I want something that says, "I'm sorry he's dead... "but not that sorry. "He was just a dog and you shouldn't have loved him more than me." Ca...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
Imagine You & Me
Renato Custodio Jr.
2016		1 They say the way to true love is like a puzzle. Every piece of event is already planned. And those moments that almost happened that you reg...Rate it:

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Inequality for All
Unknown
2013		1 Okay, we're going in my MINI Cooper. Now, the thing you ought to know about this MINI Cooper is, it is small. I like having a MINI Cooper. ...Rate it:

(4.33 / 3 votes)
Irreplaceable You
Bess Wohl
2018		[delicate piano music] [Abbie] What if we stayed in bed all day? [Sam] That sounds like the best day ever. We should stay here all week. [Abbie...Rate it:

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It Could Happen to You
Jane Anderson
1994		Once upon a time in New York, there was a cop named Charlie. He was a very decent guy, as was his partner, Bo. He was a good listener. He love...Rate it:

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It Should Happen to You
Garson Kanin
1954		The field is all at the gate... ...headed straightaway for this feature race. The track fast, weather clear, six furlongs out of the chute. Th...Rate it:

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It's All Gone Pete Tong
Michael Dowse
2004		Thank you, thank you, thank you. You are my god. My inspiration, my everything. He's on a different level now, how he listens... ...how he pla...Rate it:

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Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map
Jeff Dunham
2014		Jeff Dunham: Five continents. 12 countries. 19 cities. 50,000 miles. Five characters. One dead terrorist. We're all over the map. (Title Card) Je...Rate it:

(3.20 / 5 votes)
Jerry Seinfeld: 'I'm Telling You for the Last Time'
Jerry Seinfeld
1998		I guess I knew this day would come. The day I have to bury a friend... maybe my best friend. We've been through a lot together, some ugly momen...Rate it:

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Jim Thorpe - All-American
Douglas Morrow
1951		Ladies and gentlemen, the honorable Roy J. Turner, Governor of the State of Oklahoma. Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here this evening ...Rate it:

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Jingle All the Way
Randy Kornfield
1996		Look! It's Turbo Man and Booster! Kill them both! Turbo disk, anyone? Stop him! Go, go, Demon Team! Help, Turbo Man! I'm coming, Billy! Ta-t...Rate it:

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Jingle All the Way 2
Randy Kornfield
2014		Dad. Hey, Dad. Time to wake up. Dad. Where's the button on that snooze alarm? Is that it? Where is it? I'm not the snooze alarm. Are you exci...Rate it:

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Kill Em All
Unknown
2013		Get lost. I said.. Get him! Ok. We're good. So it's settled. I'm sure this can be settled peacefully. Hey! Thank you for using Comtell. You ...Rate it:

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Kill'em All
Jesse Cilio
2017		1 I'm Suzanne. My name is Phillip. I just... I need more time to collect my thoughts because it all seems like seeing a ghost and explaining ...Rate it:

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Let Me Make You a Martyr
John Swab
2016		("Slippin' into darkness" by war) Slippin' into darkness take my mind beyond the dreams I was slippin' into darkness yeah take my mind beyo...Rate it:

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Let Me Tell You About My Dead Friend (Working Title)
Jaland Malik Gooch
2020		Act 1 Alyx's house Shot style: Shot Reverse Shot Camera is set on a closed door when a knock is heard. Open to look outside, it is revealed to be a...Rate it:

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Liars All
Brian Brightly
2013		Over here! Over here! Oh, look who we caught trying to sneak by the paparazzi. It's pop star Casey Cass, looking fabulous, And her new boyfrie...Rate it:

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Life, Above All
Dennis Foon
2010		The gates are opening Amen The gates are opening The gates are opening Are your parents late? No. Who's coming? Your papa? He's working. Y...Rate it:

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Love Is All
Kim van Kooten
2007		When you're young you believe everything: spinach makes you strong... ...your father is the hero of the country, and Saint Nicholas exists. But one...Rate it:

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Love Is All There Is
Gabriel Bologna
1996		Once upon a time... about three months ago on a Tuesday... this thing happened... in a peaceful, tucked-away part of the Bronx... called City...Rate it:

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Love Is All You Need?
David Tillman
2016		1 - Sinner, sinner, sinner, sinner! - I said turn that thing off and find him! Whoa whoa whoa! Oh there he is, there he is! - Are you rollin...Rate it:

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Love You You
Jingle Ma
2011		Help! Be careful, sit down Are you okay? I beg you to rescue my parents! They're still in the sea I beg you to rescue them! Last night's stor...Rate it:

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