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American Pie Presents: Band Camp
Adam Herz
2005		Hey, Stifler, how come Steve got all the talent in your family? Bite me, Fuck Face. Come on, man, you're missing it. I've seen it a million tim...Rate it:

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American Pie Presents: Beta House
Erik Lindsay
2007		HARRY: Man, will you look at all the hot tail running around this place? HARRY: Man, will you look at all the hot tail running around this place...Rate it:

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American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
David H. Steinberg
2009		MAN 1 ON COMPUTER: Mistress, spank my bottom. Spank it really hard! Please, spank my bottom! - That is unpleasant. - Spank it really hard. WOM...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Bam Margera Presents: Where The #$&% Is Santa?
Selina Becker
2008		What's up, kids? It's one week before Christmas. I have Shitbird sleeping there... ...and I got my homeboys on standby for a big snowball fight...Rate it:

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Family Guy Presents: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side
Unknown
2009		MAN ON TV. We now return to Aaron Sorkin's new show, The K!tchen. -Where's the miIk? No miIk? -We're out. No. WaIk with me. I want you to get ...Rate it:

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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
Johnny Knoxville
2013		Law offices. You know what I want to be when I grow up? - What? - A fisherman. I want to go fishing every day till I'm rich so I can move ri...Rate it:

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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa .5
Fax Bahr
2014		- Is it going? - Yes. Okay. Leave a message for Irving Zisman at the... You fucking mutt, you're fixing the penguin, dude. I don't give a fu...Rate it:

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Mark and Russell's Wild Ride
Matthew Flanagan
2015		1 ( Exhales ) Okay, okay, okay. Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine. - ( Exhales ) - Ahem. First time taking the test? Uh... Excellent stop, young...Rate it:

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Mrs Henderson Presents
David Rose
2005		Forasmuch as it has pleased Almighty God of his great mercy, to take unto himself the soul of our dear brother here departed... ...we therefore...Rate it:

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National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze
Patrick Casey
2003		Hey, Pete! Hey, hold this. I bought some sausage to go with crackers for Adrienne and me because we made out last night. Think she likes crac...Rate it:

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National Lampoon Presents: Surf Party
John 'J.D.' Drury
2013		As you go forth on your journey, and lead us into the next century, I know that you're going out into this world and will give one hundred and...Rate it:

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Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies
Russell Howard
2009		(# Kasabian: Club Foot) (Cheering) Ladies and gentlemen... please welcome to the stage... Russell Howard! (Cheering) Hello! Well! Well, wel...Rate it:

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Russell Madness
Aaron Brooks
2015		They say courage is found in unlikely places. This is the story of how I conquered my fears to become part of the greatest tag team wrestling ...Rate it:

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Russell Peters: Almost Famous
Russell Peters
2016		-Yeah, Russell! Oi, Russell! Your mother is so fat. What the hell did you say to me? Do I look like Ryan's mom? Somebody gonna get a hurt real...Rate it:

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Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird
Tony Geiss
1985		[Drum Cadence] Ladies And Gentlemen, Would You Please Rise For The Grouch Anthem? No, No, No. With The Grouch Anthem, You Stay Sitting Down. ...Rate it:

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William Shatner Presents: Chaos on the Bridge
William Shatner
2014		Gene's ideas about the future and about man, are wacky doodle. Red alert, shields up! David Gerrold: He was a flawed man. He had great virtues, ...Rate it:

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