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Army Sanjeev Duggal 1996	1 Till when will we have to stay here, brother Khan? Till things don't cool down. What?! Keep brushing your moustache with coal, it will grow...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Army of Darkness Sam Raimi 1993	1 GRAINY BLACK AND WHITE - CLOSE-UP - A MAN'S DESPERATE FACE 1 This is Ash, mid twenties, square jaw firmly set and a pair of haunted eyes w...	Rate it: (3.00 / 2 votes)
Army of Darkness Sam Raimi 1992	ASH: My name is Ash, and I am a sIave. (WHIP CRACKING) (GROANING) CIose as I can figure it, the year is 1300 A.D., and I'm being dragged to ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Army of One Rajiv Joseph 2016	1 Our next guest, dubbed "The Rocky Mountain Rambo," got tired of waiting himself, so he traveled to Pakistan. How close did you actually get...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Army of the Damned Tom DeNucci 2013	Are you sure nobody's going to see? I mean, look where we are. No one's around us. Don't worry about it. Jimmy... Relax, baby. C'mon. Close y...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Army Wives: A Final Salute Unknown 2014	1 Claudia Joy: Look beside each soldier and you will find the people who fight with them... The spouses, the sons, the daughters, the familie...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
At War with the Army James B. Allardice 1950	War. Total war. A struggle for survival. In this era of force and destruction.... ...historians will argue. What was the most influential fact...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Body Language Tijs van Marle 2011	There comes a time in your life when everything falls into place. That dream, you've been working towards for years. You've torn your knees for...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Broken English Zoe R. Cassavetes 2007	[Glass Clinking] You Guys? Sorry. Um, I Just Want To Take A Second To Thank Everybody For Coming Out Tonight To Help Us Celebrate Our Fifth ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Cat Shit One Motofumi Kobayashi 2010	This is Cat Shit One. CP, do you copy? This is CP. Over. Three canaries in sight. I've got a visual on ten armed enemies. Good work, Cat Shit ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Dad's Army Hamish McColl 2016	1 Lundt, sir. He's back. Do we pick him up? There'll be a contact. I want both. Very good, sir. What now? We wait. For his contact. Christ!...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
English Vinglish Gauri Shinde 2012	Shashi... tea! Sapna! Give me my phone No... What no...have your breakfast first... Why don't you stop this white bread... why can't you get ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Frankenstein's Army Miguel Tejada-Flores 2013	- My name is Dimitri Asna, and I'm a graduate of the All-Union Institute of Cinematography in Moscow. I was entrusted by our great leader, Jo...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Hellboy II: The Golden Army Guillermo del Toro 2008	My son, will you turn off that wretched puppet! Brush your teeth. Don't call him a puppet! I beg your pardon? Look, he is not a puppet. Howdy ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
In the Army Now Ken Kaufman 1994	Well, uh, here's lookin'at you... - pilgrim. - Laughing. - So, Jack, this is good. - What are we gonna do tonight? You know what? I was gonn...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Johnny English Neal Purvis 2003	[Dogs Barking] [Toys Squeaking] [Dogs Whimpering] [Guns Cocking] Ah, the Heckler & Koch G-36. Quite deadly in the right hands. Ah, Agent One....	Rate it: (2.75 / 8 votes)
Johnny English Reborn Hamish McColl 2011	Johnny English. Five years ago, he was our top agent. Yeah. Took his eye off the ball in Mozambique. Does it have to be him? He's the only on...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Knife Fight Bill Guttentag 2012	[Projector whirring] [Bright rock and roll music] # You can get it if you really want # # You can get it if you really want # # You can get i...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Pharaoh's Army Robby Henson 1995	"Pharaoh's Army" In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread Till thou return unto the ground, For out of it we was taken. Dust thou art, ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Red Army Gabe Polsky 2014	Hello. In the traditional motion picture story, the villains are usually defeated, the ending is a happy one. I can make no such promise for t...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Swiss Army Man Daniel Scheinert 2016	What? Hey. Hey. Hey! Hey, you okay? Hey! Hey! Hey! Please. Please don't be dead. You okay? Hello. Hey. Hey. Hey, you okay? Hello? Hello? H...	Rate it: (3.67 / 3 votes)
Swiss Family Robinson Lowell S. Hawley 1960	Help! Get us out of here! Help! Help! Get us out of here! We're trapped. Somebody get us out! Help! What happened? - She's hit something. -...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The English Patient Anthony Minghella 1996	1EXT. LATE 1942. THE SAHARA DESERT. DAY. SILENCE. THE DESERT seen from the air. An ocean of dunes for mile after mile. The late sun t...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The English Teacher Dan Chariton 2013	Uh! Hi. Linda Sinclair had reached her 45th year, an unwed high school English teacher, with no prospect of marriage. Hers appeared to be a ...	Rate it: (3.50 / 2 votes)

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