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Even Cowgirls Get The Blues Gus Van Sant 1993	INT. CAVE NIGHT There is a huge ancient hourglass made of animal skins, and acorns plop through the waist of the ho...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Even Lovers Get The Blues Laurent Micheli 2016	1 Good evening. It's like Siberia out here... Stick the heating on! What are you doing? I'm eating you. It's getting late... That's great! ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Get a Clue Alana Sanko 2002	- Hey, sunshine. - Morning, Jen. - Awake yet? - Now I am. - Hey. - Hi. So, what's your outfit du jour? I've narrowed it down to two. Ready?...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Get a Horse! Lauren MacMullan 2013	Whoopee! Yoo hoo! Minnie! - Make way for the future! - Hey! - Mickey! - Minnie! I'm gonna knock you right into next week! Huh? - Hey! - ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Get a Job Kyle Pennekamp 2016	You know what My first memory? two I feel special, The first time defequei, I cheered, When we are drawing in crayon, It was like a Picasso,...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Get Hard Jay Martel 2015	Buenos dias, Cecelio! Sir, I'm just saying, your ad says, "Bad credit, no problem." So can you define "no problem"? Because me not getting this...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Get on the Bus Reggie Rock Bythewood 1996	- What? - Yo, dog, I ain't going. I'm getting on that bus. Now that means you are getting on that bus. We look stupid! Oh, now you want to be...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Get Out Alive Shevon Singh 2016	1 ( Horn honking ) Honey, off the phone, let's go. Hon, the limo is here... finally. What the hell is he doing? He's just sitting there. I do...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Get Over It! R. Lee Fleming Jr. 2001	She saw me first completely naked. We were only seven, but yet I have such feeling. I played for first time doctors and nurses with her. She ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Get pumped Ghost boii 1355	Hi how Anna, Elsa It's time to go to bed! Oh no, he got struck by an evil spell Quick Elsa, make a prince, a mighty one Oh no, the prince is stuck ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Get Real Patrick Wilde 1998	[Birds Twittering] [Man Narrating] I came late to sex. I was nearly ten. That was when my friend Mark Watkins told me how babies were made. Re...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Get Rich or Die Tryin' Terence Winter 2005	Let's do this. Where the fuck you been, kid? I'm starving here. Oh, shit! - Relax. Take it easy. - Shut your fuckin' mouth! Nobody move, nobo...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Get Santa Christopher Smith 2014	# Here comes Santa Claus # Riding down Santa Claus Lane #Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer # Are pulling on the reins... Just two shoppin...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Get the Girl Eric England 2017	1 Clarence famous American author... Richard Bach once said... "Real love stories never have endings." But famous American author Richard Ba...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Hansel & Gretel Get Baked David Tillman 2013	Hello? Anybody home? Hey, pg&e. Oh! Residents of 140 wicker lane, Using over 98,000 kwh. Wait till he hears about this. Oh! I knew it! Wai...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
How to Get Ahead in Advertising Bruce Robinson 1989	1 Let me try and clarify some of this for you. Best Company Supermarkets are not interested in selling wholesome foods. They are not worried ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Kiss the Blood Off My Hands Leonardo Bercovici 1948	1 Time gentlemen. Drink up. Drink up, please. Time. Come on there, Harry boy. It's time. That's the trouble with this world today. Everyone i...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Knock Off Steven E. de Souza 1998	Command Post, Inspector Chang Choy. Beach Order is in place. Son of a bitch! With June 30th only 72 hours away, Hong Kong is poised - - for it...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Noises Off... Marty Kaplan 1992	"Noises Off..." [doorman] Curtain's going up. Curtain is going up! Curtain's going up. [man] A big Broadway opening. Everybody who's anybody i...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Off Limits Christopher Crowe 1988	This is Dinky Dau Doug on All-Hits AFVN Radio Saigon. You just heard the Left Banke singing all about their "Pretty Ballerina." Coming up right...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Off Piste Glen Kirby 2016	1 (somber music) - So it's been agreed the O'Connells will push the votes in the east, the O'Donnells in the west. I would like to introduce ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Off Screen Hugo Heinen 2005	THIS FILM IS BASED ON TRUE EVENTS - Good morning. - Good morning. You're being taken hostage. Remain seated. This is a bomb. Twenty-two pound...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Pot o' Gold Walter DeLeon 1941	Hello, Mrs Simmons...Mary. Hello, Mr Haskel. Here's your shirt, Jimmy. I turned the cuffs. Thanks. Little enough for letting Mary practise her...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Stand Off Thomas Gallagher 2011	[Thunder crashing] [Lights buzzing] [Music playing] WOMAN: Joe, get back here! - You cut me, Tracey! Stop! - You're not leaving me! - Joe, s...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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