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Get Rich or Die Tryin' Terence Winter 2005	Let's do this. Where the fuck you been, kid? I'm starving here. Oh, shit! - Relax. Take it easy. - Shut your fuckin' mouth! Nobody move, nobo...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Get Santa Christopher Smith 2014	# Here comes Santa Claus # Riding down Santa Claus Lane #Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer # Are pulling on the reins... Just two shoppin...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Get the Girl Eric England 2017	1 Clarence famous American author... Richard Bach once said... "Real love stories never have endings." But famous American author Richard Ba...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Hansel & Gretel Get Baked David Tillman 2013	Hello? Anybody home? Hey, pg&e. Oh! Residents of 140 wicker lane, Using over 98,000 kwh. Wait till he hears about this. Oh! I knew it! Wai...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Heaven Can Wait Samson Raphaelson 1943	- How do you do, Mr. Van Cleve? - Good afternoon, Your Excellency. - Very kind of you to receive me. - Not at all. - Oh, please. Sit down. - T...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Heaven Can Wait Elaine May 1978	Break! Let's move it. 20! 29! All right. You take the inside. On this one, you take the inside. 54... Ready, set... 2-85! Back! Throw! Throw...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
How to Build a Better Boy Jason Mayland 2014	1 Go! Move! Move! Move! Move it! Right side of the building. Go! Go! Ladies and gentlemen, we're on contain and capture protocol! Our fu...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
How to Get Ahead in Advertising Bruce Robinson 1989	1 Let me try and clarify some of this for you. Best Company Supermarkets are not interested in selling wholesome foods. They are not worried ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
InAPPropriate Comedy Ken Pringle 2013	1 [SKATEBOARD SHUFFLING] MAN: It's Thursday. I've been out here for... 120-Something hours. I'm out of water. And I don't know how much long...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
It Gets Better Unknown 2012	1 It Gets Better (Thai Movie) like a dream in that night my heart is flying Higher, Colder, I'm feeling more lonely You know...? Despite very...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store Louis C.K. 2015	1 One of my hobbies is I collect dust. Are you from this country? I go around town slashing tire prices. Do you get that? Do you know that C...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Love Can Hurt Jax Caz 2022	[Lucy] Honey, you better get ready! [Ben] Okay sweetie! [Lucy] We have to look our best. [Ben] Why? You've met your friends so many times. [Lucy] Y...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Love Can Hurt JaxCaz 2022	[Penny] He wasn't even worth it. [Rose] You shouldn't have been with him in the first place. [Britney] Men can be such d**ks. [Margot] And if they ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Misery Loves Comedy Kevin Pollak 2015	Am I gonna get fed? There's like a table, I'm leaning on it, I feel like I'm alone in an airport. What's the second question? God, that's a g...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
National Theatre Live: The Comedy of Errors William Shakespeare 2012	When we're out in the moonlight lookin' up on skies above feels so good when I'm near you holding hands and making love whoo, whoo, bab...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Nothing Bad Can Happen Katrin Gebbe 2013	There's only one way you can be saved. You must overcome your fear, and trust in God. Jesus, show me the way. I believe in you, and have no fe...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
On A Clear Day You Can See Forever Alan Jay Lerner 1970	Hey, buds below Up is where to grow Up, with which below Can't compare with Hurry It's lovely up here Life down a hole Takes an awful toll ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Original Kings of Comedy Cedric the Entertainer 2000	Work harder! Keep on! Cut! Wake up! Even extras are actors. We're not making a ghost film now. Though you guys play the roles of pedestrians, ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Paris Can Wait Eleanor Coppola 2016	Yeah? No, no. No, we're leaving Cannes now. Hey, Budapest could be huge for us. They say we'll cut production costs in half! No, a vacation ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Phunny Business: A Black Comedy John Davies 2011	BUT, HE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND YOU ALL KNOW AND LOVE HIM, CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN MR. GEORGE WILLBORN. CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Quadrophenia: Can You See the Real Me? Unknown 2013	1 The Who started as a band with four very different individuals with very, very different needs. Got a few hits, managed to pull off Tommy, ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Some Days Are Better Than Others Matt McCormick 2010	I live in Portland and I think I'd be the ideal candidate to be on the next season of the Real World. Hi, my name is Katrina Collins I live...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Better Half Shay Roehm 2015	1 [gentle eerie music] [sighs] [click] [grunts] Put that chair back. Oh, but it's... it's so early, and then the light... - it's gonna make...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Comedy of Terrors Richard Matheson 1963	My dear wife, as the ancient saying goes... "In wine is truth!" Insincerity, the mark of a drunkard! If you could or would for one brief mome...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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