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Dear America: Letters Home from Vietnam
Richard Dewhurst
1987		Hey, it's 104 degrees, (40C) and if that doesn't wipe you out, a jammed weapon will. Remember, guys, keep it clean and keep your head low. "H...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Iron Man and Captain America: Heroes United
Henry Gilroy
2014		1 DR. CRULER: Intruder alert! Intruder alert! Attention all hydra defense units! Proceed to the South platform. Lethal force is authorized. ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself
Jeff Dunham
2006		(Opening) Sweet Daddy Dee: Jeff Dunham, i'm talking to you my man. This is your night and this is your time. You're gonna put the smackdown on tha...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity
Jeff Dunham
2007		Walter: All those kids and their hipping and their hopping. Pull up your damn pants, you morons! Jeff: Second Comedy Central special, it's gonna b...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Greetings, infidels. Please welcome Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you very much. And, unless I...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Hamilton's America
Unknown
2016		-Next on "Great Performances," how did a musical based on the life of an overlooked founding father become the hottest ticket in town? The sh...Rate it:

(4.60 / 5 votes)
Lost in America
Monica Johnson
1985		1EXT. HOUSE - NIGHT Sold sign is posted in front of a house. SHOT OF SIGN. CUT TO: 2INT. HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - SAME NIGHT The house is empty e...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009		(opening) Jeff: Thank you so much! All right! Thank you. You're very kind! Thank you so much! Wow, i feel i just won the nobel prize for walk...Rate it:

(4.20 / 5 votes)
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Sacha Baron Cohen
2006		KAZAKHSTAN MINISTRY OF INFORMATION PRESENTS A KAZAKHSTAN TELEVISION PRODUCTION IN ASSOCIATION WITH BAGATOV FILMS My name Borat. I like you. ...Rate it:

(4.14 / 7 votes)
Leningrad Cowboys Go America
Aki Kaurismäki
1989		That's crap. Why? Not commercial. Go to America. Over there, they swallow any kind of crap. Call my cousin. Hotel Mansfield, Manhattan. Pekk...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Coming to America
David Sheffield
1988		Good morning, your Highness. Good morning, your Highness. Good morning, your Highness. - Happy birthday, your Highness. - Yes, it is my birthda...Rate it:

(3.75 / 8 votes)
Glengarry Glen Ross
David Mamet
1992		SCENE ONE A booth at a Chinese restaurant, Williamson and Levene are seated at the booth. LEVENE John...John...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Christopher Markus
2014		On your left. On your left. On my left. Got it. Don't say it. Don't you say it. - On your left. - Come on! Need a medic? I need a new set of...Rate it:

(3.50 / 4 votes)
Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map
Jeff Dunham
2014		Jeff Dunham: Five continents. 12 countries. 19 cities. 50,000 miles. Five characters. One dead terrorist. We're all over the map. (Title Card) Je...Rate it:

(3.20 / 5 votes)
Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos
Jeff Dunham
2011		JEFF DUNHAM: I can't believe the show starts in half an hour and Achmed's late. Walter: Maybe he drowned trying to visit Bin Laden's grave. (laugh...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Mistress America
Noah Baumbach
2015		INT. DORM ROOM. DAY A dark room. We hear movement from outside. A key in thelock. The door opens, light from the hallway silhouettesTracy as she ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Jeff Dunham: Minding The Monsters
Jeff Dunham
2012		A.J: Storm clouds gather, darkness prowls, the moon shines full as specters howl. This scary house, this lonely road, revenge is coming, and best s...Rate it:

(2.67 / 3 votes)
Captain America: Civil War
Christopher Markus
2016		1 Longing Rusted Seventeen Daybreak Furnace Nine Benign Homecoming One Freight car Good morning, Soldier. Ready to comply. I have a mi...Rate it:

(2.43 / 7 votes)
Captain America: The First Avenger
Christopher Markus
2011		Lovingly cooked by Bakemstr You the guys from Washington? You get many other visitors out here? How long you been on site? Since this morning. ...Rate it:

(2.33 / 3 votes)
Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
Mike Judge
1996		The movie begins with scenes of people screaming in horror and running down the streets of a big city. The ground shakes from what seems like gia...Rate it:

(1.00 / 2 votes)
Achmed Saves America
Jeff Dunham
2014		Jeff: Hi, everyone. I'm Jeff Dunham. Achmed: Greetings, infidels. I am Achmed, the dead terrorist. Jeff: I have a question for you, Achmed. Achmed:...Rate it:

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Air America
John Eskow
1990		There are no American combat forces in Laos. We are concerned by the North Vietnamese move into Laos. 50000 North Vietnamese are there at the ...Rate it:

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America
Joyce Eliason
2009		Kids, living on the street Have you ever talked to one? Most come from homes where they're abused, often by their parents who were supposed to...Rate it:

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America America
Elia Kazan
1963		My name is Elia Kazan. I am a Greek by blood, a Turk by birth... and an American, because my uncle made a journey. This story was told me over...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)

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