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Carry On Cabby
Talbot Rothwell
1963		Wotcha, mate! Oi, where's the funeral, then? Watch it, mate, she's got out of the box. (Chuckles) Don't do that when you take your test, mate, ...Rate it:

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Carry On... Up the Khyber
Talbot Rothwell
1968		India, 1895. The most precious gem in the far-flung belly of the Great British Empire. Here the British rulers and their memsahibs enjoyed a li...Rate it:

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Carry on Screaming!
Talbot Rothwell
1966		2 Aaaargh! Aaaargh! Aaaargh! Aaaaargh! Aaargh! - What's the matter? What did I do? - Well, what was that funny noise? W-W-What funny noise? ...Rate it:

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Carry on Camping
Talbot Rothwell
1969		...and in spite of all she'd heard, Sally was quite unprepared for the sight that met her eyes, as she looked out of her tent on this first mor...Rate it:

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Carry on Dick
Talbot Rothwell
1974		In the year 1750, England was going through a period of lawlessness unprecedented in her history. Highwaymen terrorised the roads. Footpads and...Rate it:

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The Bucket List
Justin Zackham
2007		Edward Perrimont Cole died in May. It was a Sunday afternoon, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. It's difficult to understand the sum of a pe...Rate it:

(3.40 / 5 votes)
Carry on Jack
Talbot Rothwell
1963		We must have more men, Hardy, more men. When you get back, tell them. Tell them we need more men. We need a bigger Navy. We must have more rec...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Carry on Jatta
Naresh Kathuria
2012		Fake lawyer! Don't you feel ashamed calling yourself a lawyer? l wish you also lose your house. And then you also have to live as a tenant like...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
A Bucket of Blood
Charles B. Griffith
1959		INT JABBERJAW - NIGHT The cavernous CLUB is packed with a cross section of ARTISTS, POETS, ACTORS, MODELS, ROCKERS, GRUNGERS, PUNKS, ADDICTS, and...Rate it:

(2.00 / 5 votes)
Blue Note. A Story of Modern Jazz (BBC)
Julian Benedikt
1997		1 Well, you know, I was a young boy and I used to go skating and... roller-skating in a place called the Admiralspalast, I think it was, and, ...Rate it:

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Carry On ... Follow That Camel
Talbot Rothwell
1967		Another one like that and we've won. My word, this is a great event for you, my dear. Watching two of your hottest suitors making a last wi...Rate it:

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Carry on Again Doctor
Talbot Rothwell
1969		(Woman screams) They've started early today. (Screams) Oh, hello. What is it, Miss Armitage? What's the matter? - (Whimpers) - I'm so sorry, ...Rate it:

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Carry on at Your Convenience
Talbot Rothwell
1971		# Three old ladies locked in the lavatory! Four matching pairs. Blue and green washbasins for Carter's, Aberdeen. Check. Two princess suites c...Rate it:

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Carry on Behind
Dave Freeman
1975		TANNOY: Getting To The Bottom Of Things at 8pm tonight. A film show and lecture on archaeological digging by Professor Roland Crump, the distin...Rate it:

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Carry on Cleo
Talbot Rothwell
1964		(Narrator) 'This is Cleopatra, the fabulous queen of the Nile, 'whose only resemblance to an iceberg 'is that no more than one tenth of her is ...Rate it:

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Carry On Cowboy
Talbot Rothwell
1965		# carry on, cowboy # For to ride the range you iove # Across the wide prairie # With the burning sun above # Till you hang up your saddle # La...Rate it:

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Carry on Cruising
Norman Hudis
1962		(Ship's horn) Well, gentlemen, here we are just about to set sail on another cruise. For ten years we've run this ship together, steadily incre...Rate it:

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Carry on Doctor
Talbot Rothwell
1967		Dear friends! It's thinking. Think it! It's all in here. The triumph of mind over matter. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind....Rate it:

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Carry On Emmannuelle
Lance Peters
1978		# There's a woman in my life # Who doesn't care for a thing # She don't wanna go out dancing # She just loves to stay in # She just cares about...Rate it:

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Carry on England
David Pursall
1976		Here it is, gentlemen. The big problem. 13-13 Experimental Battery. I can tell you now, we've had orders to solve it from the top seat. You mea...Rate it:

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Carry on Girls
Talbot Rothwell
1973		And since I am strongly of the opinion... ...that we are already providing more than enough entertainment for visitors, I wish to propose the mo...Rate it:

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Carry On Henry
Talbot Rothwell
1971		# Big band version of Greensleeves # Solemn drum roll # Trumpet fanfare Oh, come on. What's keeping her? You know the Queen, sire. Never on ti...Rate it:

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Carry On Loving
Talbot Rothwell
1970		# Swinging wedding medley Bye-bye, my old lad, and thanks for a smashing weekend. Wonderful company, lovely food and your wife makes love magni...Rate it:

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Carry On Matron
Talbot Rothwell
1972		There it is, Finisham Hospital - our next job. - What? A maternity hospital? That's it. Headquarters of the famous Pudding Club. - What have t...Rate it:

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