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Monster Family David Safier 2017	Hot, hot, hot! Ow, sun, sun. Oh, no. Okay, then. On your marks. It's not unusual to be loved by anyone It's not unusual to have fun with anyo...	Rate it: (5.00 / 4 votes)
The Family Man David Diamond 2000	KENNEDY AIRPORT, PAN AM TERMINAL - NIGHT SUPER: AUTUMN, 1987 A line of PASSENGERS about to board a Pan Am flight to London. JACK CAMPBELL, 22,...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Alpha and Omega 5: Family Vacation Tom Kane 2015	1 HUMPHREY: Okay, pups. As we continue on our first family vacation to Alfred Creek Falls, it's time for my infamous animal impressions. (PU...	Rate it: (4.50 / 4 votes)
A Family Thing Billy Bob Thornton 1996	Now, let me run this by you one more time real slow so you can understand it. If you rent a piece of equipment, you are liable for it if you b...	Rate it: (4.33 / 3 votes)
A Guy Named Joe Dalton Trumbo 1943	Off we go Into the wild blue yonder Riding high... It's Pete sandidge's Squadron. I'll bet you he's the best Flyer in the whole world. He's ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
Madea's Big Happy Family Tyler Perry 2011	Byron! I don't even like coming into doctors' offices. I don't get sick ever. I don't never get sick. - You know that. - Well, thank you for ...	Rate it: (3.21 / 14 votes)
The Family That Preys Tyler Perry 2008	-We want purple on the top up there. -Yes, ma'am. Oh, no, dear. That whole arrangement needs to go back there. -Between the windows. -Yes, ma'...	Rate it: (3.00 / 7 votes)
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Kristen Buckley 2003	What you get is what you see And you can bet it's worth it, baby 'Cause what you get is me Don't be afraid to let it embrace you I'm gonna sh...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
Madea's Family Reunion Tyler Perry 2006	Good morning, baby girl. Now, baby, I got\|to go to work. So, I thought\|that this salt bath... would help with\|your soreness. I love you. Enjoy...	Rate it: (2.92 / 12 votes)
The Addams Family Caroline Thompson 1991	FADE IN: A1 EXT. ADDAMS MANSION FRONT STEPS - CHRISTMAS EVE A1 A GROUP OF CAROLERS, their eager faces upturned, SINGS anendless and cloying rou...	Rate it: (2.33 / 3 votes)
Family Blood Sonny Mallhi 2018	1 Bobby? Mom? Bobby? Mom? Bobby? Don't. Richard? Where are they? Don't open the door, Kristen. I love them, like I love you. I really wis...	Rate it: (2.00 / 1 vote)
The New Guy David Kendall 2002	I hear you're having troubles. No wonder! Look at you. You wanna change your life so you come to hear the story. High school popularity ain't a...	Rate it: (2.00 / 1 vote)
A Family Man Bill Dubuque 2016	1 I am a headhunter and I am the purest form of salesman alive. I sell the American dream. I make money out of thin air, smoke, whole cloth. ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Guy Thing Greg Glienna 2003	All right, guys. Quiet down. Kill it. All right,\|I'd like to propose a toast. To the three rings of marriage. There's the engagement ring. The...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Muppet Family Christmas Jerry Juhl 1987	Haul out the holly We're heading home so we can start to celebrate Fill up the stockings We may be rushing things But we can hardly wait now ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Stand Up Guy Mike Young 2016	1 How you doing? Give me 300. Come on, come on, come on, 300. By the way, you're looking unbelievable. You're losing weight, right? Face look...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Weekend with the Family Chaz Echols 2016	1 [upbeat music playing] [Travis] Have you ever been in the middle of everything in your life falling completely apart, and you stop and ask y...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Addams Family Values Charles Addams 1993	[Howling] [Howling] Come, sorrow. We welcome thee. Let us join in grief, rejoice in despair, and honor the fortunate dead. Dearly beloved.....	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Bad Family Aleksi Salmenperä 2010	Concentrate! Dani, hand first! Dad. Dad. - Dad! - Yes? Eikka says you've sometimes sent innocent people to prison and ruined their lives. ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Bad Guy #2 Chris McInroy 2014	- [Boss] Oh, fuck. - Yeah boss, but it wasn't our fault. There was a guy with a mask. - One guy, against 17. - Yeah, but boss, I mean. - No, ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Everybody in Our Family Radu Jude 2012	EVERYBODY IN OUR FAMILY Fuck off! You fucking cunt! Fuck me, you're filthy. Your sweat's a killer. - Buzz off! - Better wash your armpits. Any pres...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Family Business Vincent Patrick 1989	$24 for a cab ride to the Bronx. I can't believe it. Come to my parents' for Passover once a year without complaining, Vito. Wait a minute, hon...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Family Guy Presents: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side Unknown 2009	MAN ON TV. We now return to Aaron Sorkin's new show, The K!tchen. -Where's the miIk? No miIk? -We're out. No. WaIk with me. I want you to get ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Family Photo Matt Jackson 2016	(holiday music) - [Narrator] Hold it. Almost. There. See? Wasn't that easy? Scoot, scoot, scoot. Okay. Peace on earth. Oh, Dad. Gross. - Y...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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Who played the character "Wolverine" in the "X-Men" series?

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B Robert Downey Jr.

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