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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Melvin Frank 1966	"("? "Comedy Tonight)" ? "Something familiar, something peculiar" ? "Something for everyone.:" a comedy tonight ? "Something appealing," somet...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
This Isn't the Help - It's a XXX Spoof Unknown 2011	I was born 1911, Chickasaw County, Piedmont Plantation. And did you know, as a girl growing up, that one day you'd be a maid? Yes, ma'am, I di...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon': The XXX Parody Unknown 2009	N NE NEW NEW M NEW MO NEW MOO NEW MOON These violent delights have violent ends... And in their triumph die, like fire and powder... Whi...	Rate it: (3.50 / 2 votes)
Even the Rain Paul Laverty 2010	In memory of Howard Zinn Cochabamba, Bolivia. Year 2000 Come on. You see? Look, look, look. There are more coming. -Hello. -Hello. Good mor...	Rate it: (2.50 / 2 votes)
This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse': The XXX Parody Unknown 2010	Who's there?. Who's there?. What do you want?. Some say the world will end in fire. Some say in ice... From what I've tasted of desire, I hol...	Rate it: (2.50 / 2 votes)
Funny Games U.S. Michael Haneke 2007	Bjrling. Suliotis? Close. Bjrling is easy. Tebaldi. You win. My turn. - No looking. I'm not. Did Daddy look? No. You sure? Yes. Okay. ...	Rate it: (1.00 / 1 vote)
Even Cowgirls Get The Blues Gus Van Sant 1993	INT. CAVE NIGHT There is a huge ancient hourglass made of animal skins, and acorns plop through the waist of the ho...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Even Lambs Have Teeth Terry Miles 2015	Katie! Katie! Katie, get your skinny ass over here! Alright! Here. We. Go. Yeah! I can't. I love you. You can do this. It's gonna be aweso...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Even Lovers Get The Blues Laurent Micheli 2016	1 Good evening. It's like Siberia out here... Stick the heating on! What are you doing? I'm eating you. It's getting late... That's great! ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Folk Hero & Funny Guy Jeff Grace 2016	1 You cut me. You cut me. You cut me to the core. You cut me, you cut me, you cut me to the core. I need you. - Thank you. - All right, all...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Funny About Love Bob Greene 1990	Here you are. - Make it out to you? - No, for my cousin Loretta. Could you sign "with love"? - Excuse me. - This is terrific, isn't it? He's ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Funny Face Leonard Gershe 1957	(man) I love your funny face Your sunny, funny face For you're a cutie With more than beauty You've got a lot of Personality-N- You fill the a...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Funny Farm Jeffrey Boam 1988	FUNNY FARM [CHATTERING] MAN 1: Oh, no. Here comes a speech. MAN 2: Just when I started to enjoy myself. [CHUCKLING] Andy... ...all my life ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Funny Games Michael Haneke 1997	Bjorling... Suliotis? Almost. Bjorling is easy. Tebaldi? Bingo! It's my turn now. - Don't look! - But I'm not looking. Did Daddy look? Is ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Funny Money Harry Basil 2006	Moron! What are these? Stop the presses! Stop the presses! Martin! Stan Martin! Where are you? -Yes, Sir, Mr. Perkins. -What's this? A bana...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Funny People Judd Apatow 2009	MAN: Let's call American Express. You lost your card, (WOMAN LAUGHS) and you don't know what the number of it is. GEORGE: That's a great one. ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Hornblower: The Even Chance C.S. Forester 1998	January 1793. The british fleet lies at anchor at Spithead. Ships and men rot in idleness. Across the channel, revolution in France is sweepin...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
I Even Met Happy Gypsies Aleksandar Petrovic 1967	I MET A HAPPY GIPSY, TOO Hop in, Tisa, you'll get soaked. Are you running away again? -No, I was at my aunt's. Mirta sent me. -Like hell he d...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Isn't She Great Paul Rudnick 2000	# I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way # As I go through life # Somewhere in the world there's a place for me # Somewhere I will fin...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
It's Kind of a Funny Story Anna Boden 2010	EXT. BROOKLYN STREET - NIGHT CRAIG GILNER (16, handsome, but awkward) glides on his biketoward the Brooklyn Bridge. He is the only one on thestre...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Jimmy Carr: Funny Business Jimmy Carr 2016	Wow! Good evening, London. You well? -Yes!, Fabulous. You are in very safe hands this evening. I've been doing comedy now for, uh... money an...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny Kevin Hart 2010	1 ( audience cheering ) ( hip-hop music playing ) Whoa! Yeah, Cleveland. What's up, Cleveland? How you all feeling? Everybody good? Y'all g...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break John T. Neville 1941	How are you, Chuck? Hello, Gorgeous. Oh, say, your daughter's looking for you. Oh, thanks. I'll take the next bus. Okay, Gorgeous. Oh, hello,...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Say It Isn't So Peter Gaulke 2001	Looking at this picture, I know you might be thinkin': "Sure looks like a lonely place to be, way up there". If indeed you were, I'd have to di...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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