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American Pie Presents: Band Camp
Adam Herz
2005
Hey, Stifler, how come Steve got all the talent in your family? Bite me, Fuck Face. Come on, man, you're missing it. I've seen it a million tim...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Backstreet Boys: Show 'Em What You're Made Of
Unknown
2015
I WANT TO GO CAMPING ONE DAY. I'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE. I WANT TO DO THAT. WHOO HOO! CAN YOU IMAGINE PLAYING PAINTBALL UP HERE? IT'D BE HAR...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Johnny English Reborn
Hamish McColl
2011
Johnny English. Five years ago, he was our top agent. Yeah. Took his eye off the ball in Mozambique. Does it have to be him? He's the only on...Rate it:

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Love Me Tonight
Samuel Hoffenstein
1932
Lovely morning song of Paris, you are much too loud for me. It's not a sonata by Mozart. The song of Paris has its faults. [...] But at least ...Rate it:

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Take Me Home Tonight
Jackie Filgo
2011
From Timings by: Deepak Bhatia Tori Frederking is back. Her parents sent her to Europe for the summer as a graduation gift... ...but she's back...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009
Achmed: Greetings, infidels. Please welcome Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you very much. And, unless I...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009
(opening) Jeff: Thank you so much! All right! Thank you. You're very kind! Thank you so much! Wow, i feel i just won the nobel prize for walk...Rate it:

(4.20 / 5 votes)
Johnny Got His Gun
Dalton Trumbo
1971
How did you get him so quickly? A medical team heard the shell coming in. Apparently, he did, too. Chest and belly practically unmarked. Cur...Rate it:

(4.00 / 4 votes)
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
David H. Steinberg
2009
MAN 1 ON COMPUTER: Mistress, spank my bottom. Spank it really hard! Please, spank my bottom! - That is unpleasant. - Spank it really hard. WOM...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
The Eichmann Show
Simon Block
2015
September 2nd 1945. The war is over. 50 million dead including six million murdered Jews. As leading Nazis are captured one name slowly rises t...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Gifted Hands: The Ben Carson Story
John Pielmeier
2009
Scissors. Clamp. -O.R. -Dr. Rogers for Dr. Carson. Doctor? -Yes? -Ben, it's Mark. I need to see you up in my office. A special-needs case j...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
Johnny Mad Dog
Emmanuel Dongala
2008
This way! Get out! Get your ass here! Open the door! You, get out! What you doing? Bring your ass here! Where you going? Hey you! With the...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird
Tony Geiss
1985
[Drum Cadence] Ladies And Gentlemen, Would You Please Rise For The Grouch Anthem? No, No, No. With The Grouch Anthem, You Stay Sitting Down. ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Regular Show
J.G. Quintel
2010
[crowd cheering] All right, Beef Burrito. I'm gonna give you one more chance to take back what you said about my mom! I'll kill you! ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
The Penny Dreadful Picture Show
Nick Everhart
2013
1 It's done, mum. We've made the selection and it's ready for you. The perfect edit. "Pop Goes the Weasel" This is so amazing, isn't it? No,...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
Johnny English
Neal Purvis
2003
[Dogs Barking] [Toys Squeaking] [Dogs Whimpering] [Guns Cocking] Ah, the Heckler & Koch G-36. Quite deadly in the right hands. Ah, Agent One....Rate it:

(2.75 / 8 votes)
Best in Show
Christopher Guest
2000
I imagine the bestplace to start is at the beginning. Meg. Why are you here? Beatrice has... ...been showing signs of depression. She's also ...Rate it:

(2.67 / 3 votes)
The Truman Show
Andrew Niccol
1998
FADE IN A white title appears on a black screen. "One doesn't discover new lands without co...Rate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)
American Pie Presents: Beta House
Erik Lindsay
2007
HARRY: Man, will you look at all the hot tail running around this place? HARRY: Man, will you look at all the hot tail running around this place...Rate it:

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American Star tv show
Angela J
2025
Season 1 Episode 1- TBARate it:

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Bader Zamalano Show Dr. White forever part 1
Slim Z
2023
[Scene: Bader's living room. Bader (9) and his older brother Slim Z (14) are sitting on the couch, while their little sister Shaikha (1) plays...Rate it:

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Bader Zamalano the show Backtalk
Slim Z
2023
INT. Bader's House - Day The episode opens up with Bader, Shaikha, and Caleb Johnston sitting on the couch watching TV. Annie is in the kitch...Rate it:

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Bader Zamalano the show Bader 4 President
Slim Z
2023
FADE IN: INT. SCHOOL HALLWAY – DAY Bader, Caleb Johnston and Everleigh are standing next to each other holding posters that say “Vote for Bader”...Rate it:

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Bader Zamalano the show bader loves everliegh
Slim Z
2023
Title: Bader is in Love with Everliegh [Scene 1: Bader's House - Living Room] (Bader is sitting on the couch, looking nervous. Slim Z walks ...Rate it:

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