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Can Que
Cheh Chang
1978		"Tian Du Mansion" You're sure about it? Dao Tian Du isn't at home? I am sure This is Black Tiger Dao's Mansion Who is so daring? The 3 Tigers...Rate it:

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Can't Buy Me Love
Michael Swerdlick
1987		##Can't buy me love ## ##Love ## ##Can't buy me love ## ##I'll buy you a diamond ring|my friend ## ##If it makes you|feel all right ## ##I'll ...Rate it:

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Can't Hardly Wait
Deborah Kaplan
1998		Oh, my God. Matt. Vicki just told me about this huge party tonight. - No way. Where? - Dude, there's a huge party tonight. - Cool. We crashin'?...Rate it:

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Can't Take It Back
Matt Shechmeister
2017		1 [ wind blowing ] - [ typing ] - GIRL: No, no, no, no. I said I was sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm...Rate it:

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Catch Me If You Can
Jeff Nathanson
2002		Thank you very much and welcome to To Tell the Truth. Our first guest, he's made a career out of being the most outrageous impostor that we'...Rate it:

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Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
Seth Macfarlane
2008		-Hey, how's it going? -(GASPS) Oh, my God. Did you just talk? -l did. -Are you one of those frogs that'll turn into a prince if I kiss you? Wh...Rate it:

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Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire
Nico Tatarowicz
2012		1 'Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Moyles!' Good evening. Good evening and welcome to Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire on BBC3. We are here tonight at...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen
Ray James
2011		All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off the r...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary
David Feldman
2003		( announcer ) It's the comedy central roast of denis leary Hosted by jeff garlin. With... And music by... Please welcome a man who spent The ...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump
Ray James
2011		1 All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off th...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of James Franco
Michael Ferrucci
2013		1 (film projector clicking) (instrumental music playing) I say James, y'all say Franco, James Franco James Franco, I say James, y'all say Fra...Rate it:

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Comedy Central: Roast of Justin Bieber
Benji Aflalo
2015		1 [Justin Bieber's All Around the World] All around the world (male announcer) This is The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber. All around...Rate it:

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Conan O'Brien Can't Stop
Unknown
2011		I think these people get on these cars thinking they're gonna see... "There's Brad Pitt. He's sweeping off the sidewalk in front of his house....Rate it:

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Dead Wrong: How Psychiatric Drugs Can Kill Your Child
Unknown
2010		Matthew was a very loved child. He was an 18-year-old American boy like everybody else in this country is. Normal boy. When he was born he was ...Rate it:

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Dreams That Money Can Buy
Hans Richter
1947		Party of the first part, hereinafter referred to as "Joe", to party of the second part, hereinafter referred to as "Me", witness the third part...Rate it:

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Eating Out: All You Can Eat
Phillip J. Bartell
2009		- Come, come to me, mi hijo. - Tiffani, you are crying. Why, my darling? - Oh, Ernesto, it's just I've been with so many men. - Have there b...Rate it:

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Even Cowgirls Get The Blues
Gus Van Sant
1993		INT. CAVE NIGHT There is a huge ancient hourglass made of animal skins, and acorns plop through the waist of the ho...Rate it:

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Even Lovers Get The Blues
Laurent Micheli
2016		1 Good evening. It's like Siberia out here... Stick the heating on! What are you doing? I'm eating you. It's getting late... That's great! ...Rate it:

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For Better or For Worse
Diann Hunt
2014		1 [] [DOOR BELL JINGLES] LOVELY. VERY NICE. PERFECT. OKAY, JUST BE CAREFUL LOADING IT IN THE VAN. THANK YOU. BETTY, THE CENTERPIECES ARE ...Rate it:

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Get a Clue
Alana Sanko
2002		- Hey, sunshine. - Morning, Jen. - Awake yet? - Now I am. - Hey. - Hi. So, what's your outfit du jour? I've narrowed it down to two. Ready?...Rate it:

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Get a Horse!
Lauren MacMullan
2013		Whoopee! Yoo hoo! Minnie! - Make way for the future! - Hey! - Mickey! - Minnie! I'm gonna knock you right into next week! Huh? - Hey! - ...Rate it:

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Get a Job
Kyle Pennekamp
2016		You know what My first memory? two I feel special, The first time defequei, I cheered, When we are drawing in crayon, It was like a Picasso,...Rate it:

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Get Carter
David McKenna
2000		INT. UPPER EAST SIDE APARTMENT -EARLY MORNING A huge, tome-filled bookshelf looms in the b.g. of a large, contemporary Mediterranean-style livi...Rate it:

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Get Hard
Jay Martel
2015		Buenos dias, Cecelio! Sir, I'm just saying, your ad says, "Bad credit, no problem." So can you define "no problem"? Because me not getting this...Rate it:

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