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Incredible Human Machine Chad Cohen 2007	There is nothing more familiar or more mysterious... more breathtaking in its action... marvellous in its mechanics... exquisite in its range o...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store Louis C.K. 2015	1 One of my hobbies is I collect dust. Are you from this country? I go around town slashing tire prices. Do you get that? Do you know that C...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Misery Loves Comedy Kevin Pollak 2015	Am I gonna get fed? There's like a table, I'm leaning on it, I feel like I'm alone in an airport. What's the second question? God, that's a g...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
National Geographic: The Incredible Human Body Karen Goodman 2002	Narrator: The human body... A heart that will beat some three billion times... Lungs that deliver breath through 1,500 miles of airways. All s...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
National Theatre Live: The Comedy of Errors William Shakespeare 2012	When we're out in the moonlight lookin' up on skies above feels so good when I'm near you holding hands and making love whoo, whoo, bab...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Not for Human Consumption Chris Alonso 2013	JAY: No, don't point at me. UNKNOWN: Look at this guy Jay Trotta, ladies and gentlemen Yeah! Hey, you got a chaser? (coughing) JAY: Hey d...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Odd Human (a script created by a random script generator) Wade Cross 2020	INT. CHINESE BUFFET - AFTERNOON Mean Stripper MS. SARAH NICOLE is arguing with Nice Chef MS. BLAKE WETHERS. SARAH tries to hug BLAKE but she sha...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Odder Human (sequel to Odd Human) Wade Cross 2020	INT. PLAYGROUND - AFTERNOON Overly Awkward lawyer MR. STALLONE ALONE is arguing with Nice Chef MS. Blake BLUNDER. STALLONE tries to hug Blake bu...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Of Human Bondage Lester Cohen 1934	KNOCKSArretez au coin, s'il vous plait. Monsieur Foine. Yes, monsieur? Could I speak to you for a moment? Well, I've been studying painting wit...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Of Human Bondage W. Somerset Maugham 1946	1 Philip! Is that you, Mr. Flanagan? No. Who is it, then? Bonjour, mademoiselle. Bonjour. Who are you? Philip Carey. Ha ha! Then you're ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Only Human Dominic Harari 2004	ONLY HUMAN - What are you doing? - Changing my shirt. Did you forget the deodorant? I don't think so. I've never seen such huge aureoles. Th...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Original Kings of Comedy Cedric the Entertainer 2000	Work harder! Keep on! Cut! Wake up! Even extras are actors. We're not making a ghost film now. Though you guys play the roles of pedestrians, ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Phunny Business: A Black Comedy John Davies 2011	BUT, HE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND YOU ALL KNOW AND LOVE HIM, CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN MR. GEORGE WILLBORN. CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Comedy of Terrors Richard Matheson 1963	My dear wife, as the ancient saying goes... "In wine is truth!" Insincerity, the mark of a drunkard! If you could or would for one brief mome...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Dramatics: A Comedy Kat Foster 2015	1 - Are you ready? - - Give me a sec. - You're ready now? - I said give me a sec. That was one second. Very funny. Hi. Hi. Hello. Okay, yea...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Human Centipede (First Sequence) Tom Six 2009	Hi! Yes um, I was wondering if I could get driving directions... to a nightclub called Bunker. Yes, Bunker. How exactly would I get there? It...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) Tom Six 2011	(girls whimpering) (girls grunting) (moans) (sobbing) (somber instrumental music) (birds squawking) (birds chirping) (coughing) (rain patte...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence) Tom Six 2015	1 Well, what do you think? Jesus Christ. I fuckin' told you these movies would be shit and they are pure shit, literally, they stink. I can ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Human Experience Michael Campo 2008	My whole life, I just try to fit in, Try to fit in, you know, And it's like... It's like, you know, you do that for a... You do that because....	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Human Race Paul Hough 2013	1 - How are you holding? - I'm fine. I'm not the one who is sick. Your sister isn't reacting to the treatment. We're doing everything we can,...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Human Stain Nicholas Meyer 2003	You mean to tell me you're President of the United States and you're banging some 22 year-old intern in the White House and you ask her to keep...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The King of Comedy Paul D. Zimmerman 1982	FADE IN: 1EXT: MIDTOWN MANHATTAN STREETS - DAY Behind the opening credits, we watch a montage of RUPERT PUPKIN making his daily rounds as a mes...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Marty Feldman Comedy Machine Barry Levinson 1971	Achtung! Britisher Ship! Prepare to fire! Fire torpedo eins! Thank you. Just one more, thank you. Thank you. One more, please. Thank you. Qui...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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