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Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store
Louis C.K.
2015		1 One of my hobbies is I collect dust. Are you from this country? I go around town slashing tire prices. Do you get that? Do you know that C...Rate it:

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Love Can Hurt
Jax Caz
2022		[Lucy] Honey, you better get ready! [Ben] Okay sweetie! [Lucy] We have to look our best. [Ben] Why? You've met your friends so many times. [Lucy] Y...Rate it:

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Love Can Hurt
JaxCaz
2022		[Penny] He wasn't even worth it. [Rose] You shouldn't have been with him in the first place. [Britney] Men can be such d**ks. [Margot] And if they ...Rate it:

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Misery Loves Comedy
Kevin Pollak
2015		Am I gonna get fed? There's like a table, I'm leaning on it, I feel like I'm alone in an airport. What's the second question? God, that's a g...Rate it:

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Mo' Better Blues
Spike Lee
1990		25.000 U-N-l-V-E-R-S-A-L. Universal. Y'all been large for years.|Yo, Spike, start the movie, G. Flavor Flav, you've done it again. He's gotta c...Rate it:

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National Theatre Live: The Comedy of Errors
William Shakespeare
2012		When we're out in the moonlight lookin' up on skies above feels so good when I'm near you holding hands and making love whoo, whoo, bab...Rate it:

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Nothing Bad Can Happen
Katrin Gebbe
2013		There's only one way you can be saved. You must overcome your fear, and trust in God. Jesus, show me the way. I believe in you, and have no fe...Rate it:

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On A Clear Day You Can See Forever
Alan Jay Lerner
1970		Hey, buds below Up is where to grow Up, with which below Can't compare with Hurry It's lovely up here Life down a hole Takes an awful toll ...Rate it:

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Original Kings of Comedy
Cedric the Entertainer
2000		Work harder! Keep on! Cut! Wake up! Even extras are actors. We're not making a ghost film now. Though you guys play the roles of pedestrians, ...Rate it:

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Paris Can Wait
Eleanor Coppola
2016		Yeah? No, no. No, we're leaving Cannes now. Hey, Budapest could be huge for us. They say we'll cut production costs in half! No, a vacation ...Rate it:

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Phunny Business: A Black Comedy
John Davies
2011		BUT, HE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND YOU ALL KNOW AND LOVE HIM, CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN MR. GEORGE WILLBORN. CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN...Rate it:

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Quadrophenia: Can You See the Real Me?
Unknown
2013		1 The Who started as a band with four very different individuals with very, very different needs. Got a few hits, managed to pull off Tommy, ...Rate it:

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Some Days Are Better Than Others
Matt McCormick
2010		I live in Portland and I think I'd be the ideal candidate to be on the next season of the Real World. Hi, my name is Katrina Collins I live...Rate it:

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The Better Angels
A.J. Edwards
2014		1 Wanna know what kind of boy he was? Well, I myself, his cousin, am the only one living that knowed him that early. Knowed him the day he wa...Rate it:

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The Better Half
Shay Roehm
2015		1 [gentle eerie music] [sighs] [click] [grunts] Put that chair back. Oh, but it's... it's so early, and then the light... - it's gonna make...Rate it:

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The can’t cevt calb club
Bill smego
2017		FADE IN EXT. CITY STREET - DAY Jim, a tough-looking man in his mid-30s, walks down the street. Suddenly, he hears a scream coming from an alleyway....Rate it:

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The Comedy of Terrors
Richard Matheson
1963		My dear wife, as the ancient saying goes... "In wine is truth!" Insincerity, the mark of a drunkard! If you could or would for one brief mome...Rate it:

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The Dramatics: A Comedy
Kat Foster
2015		1 - Are you ready? - - Give me a sec. - You're ready now? - I said give me a sec. That was one second. Very funny. Hi. Hi. Hello. Okay, yea...Rate it:

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The Elevator: Three Minutes Can Change Your Life
Mauro Graiani
2013		1 Emily, you're now playing for one million dollars. Remember you have three minutes to answer Three minutes that can change your life Our sub...Rate it:

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The Girl Can't Help It
Frank Tashlin
1956		##[Orchestra Tuning Up] Ladies and gentlemen... the motion picture you are about to see... is a story of music. I play the role ofTom Miller, ...Rate it:

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The King of Comedy
Paul D. Zimmerman
1982		FADE IN: 1EXT: MIDTOWN MANHATTAN STREETS - DAY Behind the opening credits, we watch a montage of RUPERT PUPKIN making his daily rounds as a mes...Rate it:

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The Marty Feldman Comedy Machine
Barry Levinson
1971		Achtung! Britisher Ship! Prepare to fire! Fire torpedo eins! Thank you. Just one more, thank you. Thank you. One more, please. Thank you. Qui...Rate it:

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The Secret to a Better Life
Elisha Shapiro
2011		00:03:11,457 -- 00:03:13,948 Carlos! 2 00:03:14,093 -- 00:03:16,152 Carlos! 3 00:03:17,497 -- 00:03:19,431 Carlos! 4 00:03:37,550 -- 00:03...Rate it:

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There Had Better Be Blood
Charles Williams
2010		Well, all I can say to you guys is that I'm completely ashamed of you! Completely ashamed! What were you thinking? You are brothers, you are ...Rate it:

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