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Folk Hero & Funny Guy
Jeff Grace
2016
1 You cut me. You cut me. You cut me to the core. You cut me, you cut me, you cut me to the core. I need you. - Thank you. - All right, all...Rate it:

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Freak Show
Patrick J. Clifton
2017
1 Sometimes, I dream I can fly. But I'm so exhausted from flapping my wings and the higher I soar, it reminds me of how little I fit in with...Rate it:

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Free Guy
Matt Lieberman
2021
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) GUY: This is Free City. Look at this guy. He’s one of the sunglasses people. And the people who wear sunglasses are heroes...Rate it:

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Friends and Family
Joseph Triebwasser
2001
I'm old-fashioned. I love the moonlight. I love the old-fashioned things, the sound of rain upon a windowpane, the starry song that April si...Rate it:

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Girl vs. Monster Live Game Challenge
Unknown
2012
( Wind Blowing ) ( Owl Hoots ) ( Wolf Howls ) ( Wolf Howls ) ( Woman Screams ) Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! ( Sighs ) Still Not Straight, Is It? Nope....Rate it:

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Grease Live!
Bronte Woodard
2016
DANNY, I DON'T WANT THE SUMMER TO BE OVER. I MAY NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN. SANDY, DON'T TALK THAT WAY. BUT IT'S TRUE. I'VE JUST HAD THE BEST SUMMER...Rate it:

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Happy Family
Alessandro Genovesi
2010
My name's Ezio Colanzi, I'm 38, I've never done a thing in my life. I want to write a film, or rather, an art film, a box-office draw, it's go...Rate it:

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Head of the Family
Neal Marshall Stevens
1996
Now you got to understand Billy boy better play nice with the merchandise. You tell him I'm going to weigh it on my own fucking scale. You sho...Rate it:

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How I Live Now
Meg Rosoff
2013
Imagine yourself being successful. Five exercises to make your butt smaller. 77 best-loved cooking recipes. Big, fat, ugly butt. The possessi...Rate it:

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How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Kristen Buckley
2003
What you get is what you see And you can bet it's worth it, baby 'Cause what you get is me Don't be afraid to let it embrace you I'm gonna sh...Rate it:

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I Want to Live!
Nelson Gidding
1958
Come on. Come on. - I have to wait for Bonnie. - She can catch up with you later. Where? You wouldn't let us find a place to stay. We didn't ...Rate it:

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Immediate Family
Barbara Benedek
1989
Don't you think you're going too fast? Sweetheart, I'm going 35 miles an hour. If you didn't want to come, you should have said. I wanted to ...Rate it:

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In the Family
Patrick Wang
2011
Whoa! Daddy, this is awesome, the way you made Fafnir... You can tell it's him. You can see how he didn't used to be a dragon here, and how he...Rate it:

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InAPPropriate Comedy
Ken Pringle
2013
1 [SKATEBOARD SHUFFLING] MAN: It's Thursday. I've been out here for... 120-Something hours. I'm out of water. And I don't know how much long...Rate it:

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International Idol tv show
Angela J
2024
Season 1 Episode 1- TBARate it:

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It Runs in the Family
Jesse Wigutow
2003
Look over my right shoulder. Good. Look over my left shoulder. Very good. You know, Mr Gromberg, you're not gonna want to hear this, but for ...Rate it:

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It Runs in the Family
Jean Shepherd
1994
Look over my right shoulder. Good. Look over my left shoulder. Very good. You know, Mr Gromberg, you're not gonna want to hear this, but for ...Rate it:

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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
Johnny Knoxville
2013
Law offices. You know what I want to be when I grow up? - What? - A fisherman. I want to go fishing every day till I'm rich so I can move ri...Rate it:

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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa .5
Fax Bahr
2014
- Is it going? - Yes. Okay. Leave a message for Irving Zisman at the... You fucking mutt, you're fixing the penguin, dude. I don't give a fu...Rate it:

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Jeff Ross Roasts the Border: Live from Brownsville, Texas
Michael Ferrucci
2017
1 Ross: Look at this beautiful crowd. Come up here, dude. Come up here. Look at this guy. What's your name? What's that? Herman. And... Wha...Rate it:

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Jesus Christ Superstar: Live in Concert
Tim Rice
2018
My mind is clearer now at last all too well. I can see where we all soon will be. If you strip away the myth from the man. You will see whe...Rate it:

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Jimmy Carr Live
Jimmy Carr
2004
(Cheering) (Whistling) Well, Thanks very much. Before we even start, l suppose I'd better warn you that in my act there is certain amount of ...Rate it:

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Jo Koy: Live from Seattle
Jo Koy
2017
1 Yo Finally here You know I'm finally here Finally here You know I'm finally here I hear these people talking about Where I been I been on...Rate it:

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Johnson Family Vacation
Todd R. Jones
2004
We're here. We're here. We are here. I can't believe we at Three-Tizzle. The hottest shop in La Lizzle. English, son. Remember, we're in Amer...Rate it:

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