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A Guy Named Joe
Dalton Trumbo
1943		Off we go Into the wild blue yonder Riding high... It's Pete sandidge's Squadron. I'll bet you he's the best Flyer in the whole world. He's ...Rate it:

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A Guy Thing
Greg Glienna
2003		All right, guys. Quiet down. Kill it. All right,|I'd like to propose a toast. To the three rings of marriage. There's the engagement ring. The...Rate it:

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A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
Woody Allen
1982		(Mendelssohn's "Wedding March") Ghosts? Little spirits or pixies? I don't believe in 'em. - Do you, Mr Foxx? - No, sir. You sound it, with all...Rate it:

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A Stand Up Guy
Mike Young
2016		1 How you doing? Give me 300. Come on, come on, come on, 300. By the way, you're looking unbelievable. You're losing weight, right? Face look...Rate it:

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Bad Guy #2
Chris McInroy
2014		- [Boss] Oh, fuck. - Yeah boss, but it wasn't our fault. There was a guy with a mask. - One guy, against 17. - Yeah, but boss, I mean. - No, ...Rate it:

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Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
Seth Macfarlane
2008		-Hey, how's it going? -(GASPS) Oh, my God. Did you just talk? -l did. -Are you one of those frogs that'll turn into a prince if I kiss you? Wh...Rate it:

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Central Intelligence
Ike Barinholtz
2016		1 And now, it's time for a breakdown. Mmm, mmm, mmm, yeah... Man, I told you Robbie Wheirdicht showers here during first period. Why doesn't h...Rate it:

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Central Station
Marcos Bernstein
1998		Darling... my heart is yours alone. I don't care what you may have done. I love you. All the years that you are locked up in there remember t...Rate it:

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Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire
Nico Tatarowicz
2012		1 'Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Moyles!' Good evening. Good evening and welcome to Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire on BBC3. We are here tonight at...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen
Ray James
2011		All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off the r...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary
David Feldman
2003		( announcer ) It's the comedy central roast of denis leary Hosted by jeff garlin. With... And music by... Please welcome a man who spent The ...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump
Ray James
2011		1 All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off th...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of James Franco
Michael Ferrucci
2013		1 (film projector clicking) (instrumental music playing) I say James, y'all say Franco, James Franco James Franco, I say James, y'all say Fra...Rate it:

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Comedy Central: Roast of Justin Bieber
Benji Aflalo
2015		1 [Justin Bieber's All Around the World] All around the world (male announcer) This is The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber. All around...Rate it:

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Dirty Mary Crazy Larry
Leigh Chapman
1974		But i never had the time time i always thought that we were friends time but you slipped right through my hands but i never had the time. ...Rate it:

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Don't Be a Menace to South Central
Shawn Wayans
1996		What up, y'all? Yo. I'm fixin' to tell you how it is in the hood. - See, 'cause in the hood, everybody's a target. No...Rate it:

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Family Guy Presents: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side
Unknown
2009		MAN ON TV. We now return to Aaron Sorkin's new show, The K!tchen. -Where's the miIk? No miIk? -We're out. No. WaIk with me. I want you to get ...Rate it:

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Folk Hero & Funny Guy
Jeff Grace
2016		1 You cut me. You cut me. You cut me to the core. You cut me, you cut me, you cut me to the core. I need you. - Thank you. - All right, all...Rate it:

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Free Guy
Matt Lieberman
2021		(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) GUY: This is Free City. Look at this guy. He’s one of the sunglasses people. And the people who wear sunglasses are heroes...Rate it:

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Grand Central
Gaëlle Macé
2013		Fuck! Bastard! - You didn't take anything? - Get lost! You didn't have anything in your wallet. Are you a bum? - Fuck off, please! It's the f...Rate it:

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How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Kristen Buckley
2003		What you get is what you see And you can bet it's worth it, baby 'Cause what you get is me Don't be afraid to let it embrace you I'm gonna sh...Rate it:

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I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Barry Fanaro
2007		Nice shot. Nice pass, here we go... ball in. Come on man, come on chuck! Yeah! Yeah! Come on, Come on... Uhhh! Feel the power! Foul! That wasn't a ...Rate it:

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InAPPropriate Comedy
Ken Pringle
2013		1 [SKATEBOARD SHUFFLING] MAN: It's Thursday. I've been out here for... 120-Something hours. I'm out of water. And I don't know how much long...Rate it:

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Larry
Jacob Chase
2017		This is Larry. Wow, Larry. Larry never gets to play outside in the sunlight. Others make fun of Larry because he looks different. Larry just ...Rate it:

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