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Richard Pryor Live on the Sunset Strip
Richard Pryor
1982		Ladies and gentlemen, live on the Sunset Strip, Richard Pryor! We are gathered here today... to make sure... everyone eats. If not each other....Rate it:

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Richard Pryor: Live in Concert
Richard Pryor
1979		Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, thank you. Thank you much. Good evening. Waiting for the people to get from the bathroom. People are ...Rate it:

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Robin Williams - Live on Broadway
Robin Williams
2002		Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Robin Williams! Thank you! Oh, please! Sit the fuck down! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Oh, yes! O...Rate it:

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Robin Williams: Live on Broadway
Robin Williams
2002		Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Robin Williams Thank you! Peace! Are you safe up there? Thank you! Thank you! ...Rate it:

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Run All Night
Brad Ingelsby
2015		I've done terrible things in my life. Things for which I can never be forgiven. I betrayed friends, turned my back on the ones closest to me. ...Rate it:

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Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies
Russell Howard
2009		(# Kasabian: Club Foot) (Cheering) Ladies and gentlemen... please welcome to the stage... Russell Howard! (Cheering) Hello! Well! Well, wel...Rate it:

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Saturday Church
Damon Cardasis
2017		1 God is our refuge and strength, and ever-present help in troubles. Therefore, we will not fear, though the earth gives way, and the mountai...Rate it:

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Saturday Killer
Yuthlert Sippapak
2010		Go with me? Err, what's your name? Mini. ...What's your name again? Mini. Oh, Sound interesting. And you? I'm Rain. Rain? Rain or mud? Hu...Rate it:

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Saturday Morning Mystery
Kat Candler
2012		(STATIC) (SCREAM) I got nothin'. (CHILD CRYING) Was that a kid? (CHILD CRYING) I thought our ghost was an escaped convict. It is. (DRIP) ...Rate it:

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Saturday Night and Sunday Morning
Alan Sillitoe
1960		Nine-hundred and fifty-four. Nine-hundred and fifty-bloody-five. Another few more, and that's the lot for Friday. 14, 3 and tuppence for 1,000...Rate it:

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Saturday Night Fever
Norman Wexler
1977		Hiya, Tony. Two or three? Two. Two. Give me two. That's good. Hey, you guys do layaway? As long as it don't turn into a 20-year mortgage. All ...Rate it:

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Saturday's Warrior
Michael Buster
2016		1 Jimmy? Life on Earth is going to be difficult. And it might feel like sometimes you're just not gonna make it. It's just a moment. And it'...Rate it:

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Shark Night 3D
Will Hayes
2011		Night Shark That ESTs doing? Bjame Please do not take off the top. Not har. I have it. You're a pervert. - You want it? - Thanks This is n...Rate it:

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Silent Night
Jayson Rothwell
2012		Up on the housetop, reindeer pause Out jumps good ol' Santa Claus Down through the chimney with lots of toys All for the little ones' Christ...Rate it:

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Silent Night, Deadly Night
Paul Caimi
1984		CHRISTMAS EVE, 1971 ... to St. Claus tonight there will be a full moon, and a starry sky for help you find your way. The temperature in this ...Rate it:

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Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker
Martin Kitrosser
1991		Mom? Hey! What in God's name are you doing up at this hour?! And what is that? It was on the porch Didn't you hear the bell? God damn it Der...Rate it:

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Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2
Michael Hickey
1987		You can leave now. Now! My name is Dr. Bloom. You can call me Henry. Or, if you would feel more comfortable, you can just call me Doc. Fuck o...Rate it:

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Sins of the Father (an Hommage to the Night of the Hunter)
deco dawson
2011		Who's he? Wait at the bar. This is no way to greet an old friend. You've kept me waiting here for 2 weeks. Christ! It's Paris! See the sights. ...Rate it:

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Slaughter Night
Frank van Geloven
2006		Province of Limburg In the winter, seven peasant children disappear without trace. A large police force is formed to investigate the disappeara...Rate it:

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Sleepless Night
Frédéric Jardin
2011		- What's your name ? - Giacomo Gallo. Sit down. l'll find who killed your mother, even if it takes me all my life. So, now tell me everything ...Rate it:

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Small Town Saturday Night
Ryan Craig
2010		1 And good morning. I'm Bill Barrett. - Hello. I'm Tim Fox. - We are... - Barrett and Fox. - New Country 93.3. Weather is gonna be out of th...Rate it:

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Somewhere in the Night
Howard Dimsdale
1946		Somebody turned on a light. It's a faraway light... but I don't have to be alone in the dark anymore. My head hurts. Somebody's here with me. ...Rate it:

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Stag Night
Peter A. Dowling
2008		MORE THAN TEN THOUSAND PEOPLE DISAPPEAR THE CITY OF NEW YORK EVERY YEAR THE ADULTS ARE NEVER LOOKED FOR Help! EXI NO TRANSFER TO Uptown trains...Rate it:

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Starry Starry Night
Tom Lin
2011		Hello Hello, Grandpa? Can I come stay with you in the mountains? When I was little I lived in the mountains with my grandparents Grandpa use...Rate it:

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