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Being Human
Bill Forsyth
1994		1 [female voice] This...is the story of a story. Once upon a time, there was this... story, and the story said to itself, "How shall I begi...Rate it:

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Being Poirot
Unknown
2013		(TELEPHONE RINGS) Hercule Poirot? Hercule Poirot is, for me, much more than the character on the written page. Hercule Poirot, for me, almost...Rate it:

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Being Tyler Posey
Unknown
2014		You all know me as Scott McCall from MTV's Teen Wolf. It's wolfsbane! Kira, get out of here! Even though I've been acting most of my life, lan...Rate it:

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Craig Ferguson Just Being Honest
Craig Ferguson
2015		It's a great day for America, everybody! It's... It's a great day for me. I finally get to use my sign! You'd be surprised how many times in ...Rate it:

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Days of Being Wild
Jeffrey Lau
1990		How much? for bottle taken away What's your name? Why'd I tell you? I've already known it You're named... So Lai-chun Who told you that? Yo...Rate it:

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Do Not Disturb
Yvan Attal
2012		Go on. Go on, Ben. Please, baby, come inside me. Wait! Stay inside me, please. Who the fuck is that? Yes? Ben Azuelos? Yes. You 're under ...Rate it:

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Do Not Forget Me Istanbul
Hany Abu-Assad
2010		I used to lose myself walking around Istanbul alone... ...searching every corner, all the alleyways that no one sees at first... ...and are rev...Rate it:

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Do Not Resist
Unknown
2016		No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace! Hey hey, ho ho! These killer co...Rate it:

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Fear Me Not
Anders Thomas Jensen
2008		I've been on leave for six weeks now. It was time for a break from the frantic pace I was stuck in. For years I've wanted some time to myself....Rate it:

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Folk Hero & Funny Guy
Jeff Grace
2016		1 You cut me. You cut me. You cut me to the core. You cut me, you cut me, you cut me to the core. I need you. - Thank you. - All right, all...Rate it:

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Forget Me Not
Jamieson Stern
2009		Sandy? - What's the matter, princess? Honey, Sandy, what happened? I don't remember. Come in. What is this ridiculous thing? Come here. - It'...Rate it:

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Funny About Love
Bob Greene
1990		Here you are. - Make it out to you? - No, for my cousin Loretta. Could you sign "with love"? - Excuse me. - This is terrific, isn't it? He's ...Rate it:

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Funny Face
Leonard Gershe
1957		(man) I love your funny face Your sunny, funny face For you're a cutie With more than beauty You've got a lot of Personality-N- You fill the a...Rate it:

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Funny Farm
Jeffrey Boam
1988		FUNNY FARM [CHATTERING] MAN 1: Oh, no. Here comes a speech. MAN 2: Just when I started to enjoy myself. [CHUCKLING] Andy... ...all my life ...Rate it:

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Funny Games
Michael Haneke
1997		Bjorling... Suliotis? Almost. Bjorling is easy. Tebaldi? Bingo! It's my turn now. - Don't look! - But I'm not looking. Did Daddy look? Is ...Rate it:

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Funny Money
Harry Basil
2006		Moron! What are these? Stop the presses! Stop the presses! Martin! Stan Martin! Where are you? -Yes, Sir, Mr. Perkins. -What's this? A bana...Rate it:

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Funny People
Judd Apatow
2009		MAN: Let's call American Express. You lost your card, (WOMAN LAUGHS) and you don't know what the number of it is. GEORGE: That's a great one. ...Rate it:

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Gladiatori di Roma (Not Born to Be Gladiators)
Iginio Straffi
2012		XMedia Haizat: The greatest gladiator of Rome facing its most difficult challenge. And the crowd shouted: Finish him! - And then? - He and ga...Rate it:

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God's Not Dead 2
Chuck Konzelman
2016		# Oh, I love to hear the song of creation # # The wind and the rhythm of the rain # # Oh, the thunder, it speaks of your power # # But there's...Rate it:

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God's Not Dead: A Light in Darkness
Michael Mason
2018		1 [flames crackling] [woman narrating] Sometimes all it takes is a spark. Something very small. But the spark becomes a flame. And if that fl...Rate it:

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How to Stop Being a Loser
Chris Grezo
2011		What are you reading? Aha, Mansfield Park. I have never read Austen. How is she? Yeah? I was going to go and see new Tarantino movie this week...Rate it:

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I Am Not a Hipster
Destin Daniel Cretton
2012		(Clearing throat) How's it going? I, uhh... I can't believe you guys showed up considering how much of an asshole I am. Uhh, I want to thank...Rate it:

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I Am Not a Serial Killer
Billy O'Brien
2016		- Well, I've never seen anything like that. - Yeah. - Something tore him up. - Oh! - Yeah. -What's your prognosis, John? -Well, he's dead fo...Rate it:

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I Am Not a Witch
Rungano Nyoni
2017		Yes, how are you? Ticket is ten Kwacha. It's a lot of money. How are you? Thank you. - Here you go. - Thank you. Hello sir. Fine, thank you...Rate it:

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