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Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
Seth Macfarlane
2008
-Hey, how's it going? -(GASPS) Oh, my God. Did you just talk? -l did. -Are you one of those frogs that'll turn into a prince if I kiss you? Wh...Rate it:

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Cement, Substitution, Cocaine: The Chase
Stanislav Tomic
1994
I had a really good time. - Yes?|- Marlboro. Hard pack. This, and, uh... five bucks on number five. Yeah, I gotta pick|something up for the wif...Rate it:

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Central Station
Marcos Bernstein
1998
Darling... my heart is yours alone. I don't care what you may have done. I love you. All the years that you are locked up in there remember t...Rate it:

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Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire
Nico Tatarowicz
2012
1 'Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Moyles!' Good evening. Good evening and welcome to Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire on BBC3. We are here tonight at...Rate it:

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Club Dread
Jay Chandrasekhar
2004
[Screaming, Laughing] I can't believe you invited that guy. [Mock English Accent] He's such a bloody wanker. Oh, cut it out, Rolo. God! Why a...Rate it:

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Club Havana
Raymond L. Schrock
1945
Club Havana. Yes, Mr. Norton? Table for two? Certainly. Club Havana. Five for tonight? Sorry, we cannot fill your reservation. Club Havana....Rate it:

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Club Paradise
Harold Ramis
1986
How come the dog gets to sit in there while we're freezing our ass off out here? It would be cruel to let him out on a night like this. - He's ...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen
Ray James
2011
All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off the r...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary
David Feldman
2003
( announcer ) It's the comedy central roast of denis leary Hosted by jeff garlin. With... And music by... Please welcome a man who spent The ...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump
Ray James
2011
1 All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off th...Rate it:

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Comedy Central: Roast of Justin Bieber
Benji Aflalo
2015
1 [Justin Bieber's All Around the World] All around the world (male announcer) This is The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber. All around...Rate it:

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Cougar Club
Christopher Duddy
2007
(rock music playing ) Liberate me, liberate me Liberate me, liberate me... Around the sun On the run Nothing can stop me... - ( loud kissing...Rate it:

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Dallas Buyers Club
Craig Borten
2013
1 EXT. RODEO STADIUM - DALLAS - TEXAS - DAY 1 Ambient sounds of the CROWD, RODEO, SEX, and a strangeRINGING fade in along with IMAGES of... A COW...Rate it:

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Don't Be a Menace to South Central
Shawn Wayans
1996
What up, y'all? Yo. I'm fixin' to tell you how it is in the hood. - See, 'cause in the hood, everybody's a target. No...Rate it:

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Family Guy Presents: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side
Unknown
2009
MAN ON TV. We now return to Aaron Sorkin's new show, The K!tchen. -Where's the miIk? No miIk? -We're out. No. WaIk with me. I want you to get ...Rate it:

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Geography Club
Edmund Entin
2013
1 What am I looking for? [ICQ alarm sound] 72FINS: I have these sick shades. Orange frames. I'll wear those. RUS96: Cool. I'll be wearing a gr...Rate it:

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Grand Central
Gaëlle Macé
2013
Fuck! Bastard! - You didn't take anything? - Get lost! You didn't have anything in your wallet. Are you a bum? - Fuck off, please! It's the f...Rate it:

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Great American Chase, The
Michael Maltese
1979
- Beep beep! - No, you don't. Be it pleasures and palaces Though I may roam Be it ever so humble There's no place like home Be it ever so hum...Rate it:

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Hoshi o ou kodomo (Children Who Chase Lost Voices from Deep Below)
Makoto Shinkai
2011
Hello! Mimi! How are you? Got it! What a mysterious melody... Journey to Agartha I haven't been able to hear it again... Good evening! Good...Rate it:

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InAPPropriate Comedy
Ken Pringle
2013
1 [SKATEBOARD SHUFFLING] MAN: It's Thursday. I've been out here for... 120-Something hours. I'm out of water. And I don't know how much long...Rate it:

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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
Johnny Knoxville
2013
Law offices. You know what I want to be when I grow up? - What? - A fisherman. I want to go fishing every day till I'm rich so I can move ri...Rate it:

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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa .5
Fax Bahr
2014
- Is it going? - Yes. Okay. Leave a message for Irving Zisman at the... You fucking mutt, you're fixing the penguin, dude. I don't give a fu...Rate it:

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Last Man Club
Bo Brinkman
2016
- Ok, Pete, time's up. - I used to fly one of those. - Fly what? - B-17, flying fortress. I served on one. Oh, yeah, the flight museum must b...Rate it:

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Let's Make the Teacher Have a Miscarriage Club
Eisuke Naitô
2011
1 Isn't it dead? Oh, it's twitching. Oh, yeah. Gross! What's so funny? Let's-Make-the-Teacher-Have-a-Miscarriage Club Aki Miyata Kaori Koba...Rate it:

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