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Dirty Harry Harry Julian Fink 1971	Jesus! "To the city of San Francisco. "I will enjoy killing one person every day... "...until you pay me one hundred thousand dollars. "lf yo...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Dale Launer 1988	1 Your Highness, please allow me to make this little contribution. No, I cannot accept them. But think of what these could do for your cause. ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
Dirty Movie Alan Donnes 2011	1 Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free- and looking for a government handout, a free lunch and a dent...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Support Your Local Gunfighter James Edward Grant 1971	That's kissin'! More champagne! Give the boys another 20 bucks. When you start running low, holler. There's more where that came from. Open up...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
True Confessions John Gregory Dunne 1981	...after two days in the California desert in temperatures above 1 10 degrees. President Kennedy is flying back to Washington tonight for a maj...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
True Romance Quentin Tarantino 1993	INT. BAR - NIGHT A smoky cocktail bar downtown Detroit. CLARENCE WORLEY, a young hipster hepcat, is trying to pick up an older lady named LUCY. S...	Rate it: (3.80 / 5 votes)
I Spit on Your Grave Adam Rockoff 2010	FADE IN: 1 OMITTED 1 EXT. CITY STREET - DAY JENNIFER HILLS races down from a stoop, a suitcase ro...	Rate it: (3.67 / 3 votes)
I Am Not Your Negro James Baldwin 2016	1 Mr. Baldwin, I'm sure you still meet the remark that: "What are the Negroes... why aren't they optimistic? Um... They say, "But it's getti...	Rate it: (3.22 / 9 votes)
Deep, Down and Dirty: The Science of Soil Unknown 2014	'Every spring, our planet is transformed.' A riot of new life bursting from the ground. 'And it's all made possible by one rather misunderstoo...	Rate it: (3.00 / 2 votes)
A Dirty Shame John Waters 2004	Sylvia... Sylvia... Sylvia Smile for me Fill my world with poetry Forget those faraway dreams That haunt you Sylvia Young in years Let t...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause Ed Decter 2006	Ho ho ho. All right, class, if a reindeer leaves Elfsburg flying west at 20 miles per hour, and another reindeer flies east travelling at 50 m...	Rate it: (2.67 / 3 votes)
Dirty Beautiful Tim Bartell 2015	1 - I had this haunting dream. I thought I was alone and that I always would be. And then, I saw her. - You're the one, the one I've been loo...	Rate it: (2.50 / 2 votes)
2010: The Year We Make Contact Arthur C. Clarke 1984	COMPUTERIZED VOICE: My God, it's full of stars. BOWMAN: My God. It's full of stars. Neatness. It's a good quality. You'll make someone a fine ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover Jordan Hawley 2004	Chapter six. He used to love the city. Her chroe ad glass... her buildings painted with a hooker's blue eye shadow. Her hills, her beaches... ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints Dito Montiel 2006	Uh. Dito. Uh. Oh, my goodness. I can't believe to hear your voice on this machine. It's your mother. Dito, I called your friend Nerf to ca...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Low Down Dirty Shame Keenen Ivory Wayans 1994	1 Oh, here we go. - Housekeeping! - Can you spell ''Do not disturb''? Can you spell Lysol? You better check your pulse, you might be dead. Ho...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Alistair McHarg Requests the Pleasure of Your Company Unknown 1959	I love love I love being in love I don't care what it does to me Sing I love love I love being in love I don't care what it does to me I lo...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Amici miei - Come tutto ebbe inizio Piero De Bernardi 2011	[Perozzi's job as a news editor ends at this hour,] [then he gets out of his office to go home. Oh! Perozzi is me.] Thanks, doctor. [I'm so us...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
And When Did You Last See Your Father? David Nicholls 2007	What a spectacle. Millions and millions of stars. Funny thing, the universe. Sort of scares the shit out of you, doesn't it? So where did it ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Angels With Dirty Faces John Wexley 1938	Bull's-eye. - It's dead as a doornail around here. - Yeah. How about seeing a picture, Rocky? There's one at the Academy on 14th. - Yeah, what...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Annie Get Your Gun Sidney Sheldon 1950	"Who's got the stuff that made the Wild West wild "Who pleases every woman, man and child "Who does his best to give the customers a thrill -"...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Avicii: True Stories Levan Tsikurishvili 2017	[announcer] Give it up for Avicii! [crowd cheering] [serene electronic music] [Avicii] The first four or five years, everything was awesome... ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Bad Santa Glenn Ficarra 2003	Hey, can I get another drink\|down here? I've been to prison once. I've been married twice. I was once drafted by\|Lyndon Johnson and had to live ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Bad Santa 2 Johnny Rosenthal 2016	1 Christmas, Christmas Christmas Well, it's Christmas time, pretty baby And the snow is falling on the ground Christmas, Christmas Well, it'...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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