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Funny Money
Harry Basil
2006		Moron! What are these? Stop the presses! Stop the presses! Martin! Stan Martin! Where are you? -Yes, Sir, Mr. Perkins. -What's this? A bana...Rate it:

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Funny People
Judd Apatow
2009		MAN: Let's call American Express. You lost your card, (WOMAN LAUGHS) and you don't know what the number of it is. GEORGE: That's a great one. ...Rate it:

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Get Rich or Die Tryin'
Terence Winter
2005		Let's do this. Where the fuck you been, kid? I'm starving here. Oh, shit! - Relax. Take it easy. - Shut your fuckin' mouth! Nobody move, nobo...Rate it:

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Hangmen Also Die!
John Wexley
1943		1 His Excellency, the Reich Protector, will arrive shortly. What progress have you made, General Votruba... in your recruiting your Czech ant...Rate it:

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Hart to Hart: Old Friends Never Die
Sidney Sheldon
1994		1 This is my boss, Jonathan Hart. He's a millionaire. Self-made. And this is his wife, Jennifer. She's quite a lady. Oh, and that's me. My na...Rate it:

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It's Kind of a Funny Story
Anna Boden
2010		EXT. BROOKLYN STREET - NIGHT CRAIG GILNER (16, handsome, but awkward) glides on his biketoward the Brooklyn Bridge. He is the only one on thestre...Rate it:

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Jimmy Carr: Funny Business
Jimmy Carr
2016		Wow! Good evening, London. You well? -Yes!, Fabulous. You are in very safe hands this evening. I've been doing comedy now for, uh... money an...Rate it:

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Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny
Kevin Hart
2010		1 ( audience cheering ) ( hip-hop music playing ) Whoa! Yeah, Cleveland. What's up, Cleveland? How you all feeling? Everybody good? Y'all g...Rate it:

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Krieger und die Kaiserin, Der (The Warrior and the Empress)
Tom Tykwer
2000		Birkenhof Hospital, Psychiatric Ward Ms. Sissi Schmidt PRINCESS AND THE WARRIOR - Good morning. - Morning. Do you feel it? Those are goose bu...Rate it:

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Live and Let Die
Tom Mankiewicz
1973		..was so ably pointed out by the Secretary-General in his opening remarks. But - and I must emphasise this point - no formula can, or will, ev...Rate it:

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Live Like a Cop, Die Like a Man
Fernando Di Leo
1976		LIVE LIKE A COP DIE LIKE A MAN Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas and Best wishes. You too. Help! Hold it, do you want to kil...Rate it:

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Live or Die in La Honda
Jeff Hammer
2016		1 (skateboard rolling) (acoustic guitar) (gun firing) (panting) (coughing) (heavy breathing) (coughing) Shit. Things always got complicate...Rate it:

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Lying
M. Blash
2006		Are there ticks? No Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure Beautiful Why all the junk food? I have a project I'm gonna try and do while I'm here, and...Rate it:

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Lying to Be Perfect
Nancey Silvers
2010		We are all Cinderella. No matter what our size. Within each one of us there is a unique beauty and grace. Finding that beauty, however, isn't ...Rate it:

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March or Die
David Zelag Goodman
1977		French Foreign Legion, move out! Present arms! Right turn! Sling arms! Forward! March! Arise, children of the Fatherland The day of glory h...Rate it:

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Most Likely to Die
Laura Brennan
2015		( dramatic theme music playing ) ( birds chirping ) ( phone ringing ) Hello. - Did I wake you? - No. - Nobody's there yet, right? I left earl...Rate it:

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My Father Die
Sean Brosnan
2016		1 The world was not round, not from where I stood, watching the sun wither into the shadows. It left me knee deep in the winter water. I use...Rate it:

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My Father, Die
Sean Brosnan
2016		1 The world was not round, not from where I stood, watching the sun wither into the shadows. It left me knee deep in the winter water. I use...Rate it:

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Net I Die
Unknown
2017		1 Hi everyone it's me Munkaw! Welcome to the land of virtuous boobies. Want know what I'm live steaming today? This flashlight. I'm reviewing ...Rate it:

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Never Die Alone
James Gibson
2004		We reap what we sow.|That's what the Bible says. Payback's a motherfucker. I think James Brown said that. Same shit.|We all know the story... o...Rate it:

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Never Say Die
Don Hartman
1939		Good. [Woman Speaking French] [Speaking French] [People Chattering] [Bell Ringing] Bell... The bell! [Ringing Stops] [Man] Ugh! Tastes lik...Rate it:

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Romeo Must Die
Eric Bernt
2000		"Amazing Grace." Excuse me? My grandmother used to sing that song to me. That's real nice. I especially like the part that goes: "l once was ...Rate it:

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Scary or Die
Bob Badway
2012		I said the similarity between a Mexican and a Cuban. I don't know. I thought I knew before, but now I don't know. Harder you hit 'em, the mor...Rate it:

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She's Funny That Way
Peter Bogdanovich
2014		I believe in happy endings. And it's the only thing that's ever made sense to me. You know, I used to lock myself in my room and watch all the...Rate it:

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