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Fat Albert Bill Cosby 2004	Hey, hey, hey! It's Fa-a-a-a-t Albert! Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! Doris. Wait up. Some of the kids are going for an ice cream before ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Jamie Marks Is Dead Carter Smith 2014	Mooney! Where you at, Mooney? Mooney! Mooney! Hey, don't drop your wad, you get spied on in the shower. Do it. Just do whatever faggy shit yo...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Shaun Of The Dead Simon Pegg 2004	Last orders, please. - Shaun. - Yeah? - Do you see what I'm saying? - Yeah, totally. I know he's your best friend but you do live w...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Better Off Dead... Savage Steve Holland 1985	Get... Get... Up! You missed! You missed this time, you little menace! I beat you! Morning. Honey, you're getting all upset over nothing. ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Dead and Gone Harry Shannon 2008	# He was a man # # Who loved as hard as he drank... # Our favorite tune, precious. Our very own little baby-making song. I have to do this, M...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Carl Reiner 1982	1 It was a quiet day at the Rigby Reardon Detective Agency. I had a hangover, and business was so slow I was rereading old newspapers. I was e...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Land of the Dead George A. Romero 2005	... dead people... ... the recently departed... Unburied human corpses are returning to life... and feeding on the living. Stay inside. Do no...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Night of the Living Dead John A. Russo 1968	They ought to make the day the time changes the first day of summer. What? Well, it's eight o'clock and it's still light. A lot of good the e...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Ted Elliott 2006	Will! - Why is this happening? - I don't know. You look beautiful. It's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding. Make way!...	Rate it: (4.50 / 2 votes)
Wrong Turn 2: Dead End Turi Meyer 2007	Hello? It's dead out here, and I'm hating you about now. - What kind of agent are you? - You'll find the road. Kimberly, look, it's 4:00 a. m....	Rate it: (4.25 / 4 votes)
Dead Poets Society Tom Schulman 1989	INT WELTON ACADAMY DINING HALL - DAY - VARIOUS SHOTS 1 CREDITS ROLL On the left is a life-sized mural depicting a group of young scho...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Doctor who the unquiet dead Mark Gatiss 2005	[Chapel of Rest] (A small altar with a cross on it flanked by a pair of candles. The rest of the room is also candle-lit and there are arum lilies ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Fat, Sick & Nearly Dead Joe Cross 2010	What I wanna buy is some celery. Ah, you got the tomatoes? Yeah, I got the tomatoes. How many do you want? They're two for a dollar. Ah good, ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
The Big Sick Emily V. Gordon 2017	Keep it going for the next performer, my man, Mr. Kumail Nanjiani. Hello. Um, I'll tell you about myself. I grew up in Pakistan. And people a...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
The Dead Room Kevin Stevens 2015	Well, the house is a dump. What an amazing view. Oh. We'll, we won't need that. No, we're not on the grid. There's a generator. -Okay. Anyth...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Big Fat Liar Dan Schneider 2002	[Man]\|Hey,Jas,you awake? Jason?\|Hey,Jason,you awake? Yeah, Dad, been up for hours.\|J ust getting dressed. Did you finish that paper\|for English ...	Rate it: (3.67 / 3 votes)
Bringing Out the Dead Paul Schrader 1999	After World War One it was called Shell Shock. After World War Two it was called Battle Fatigue. After Vi...	Rate it: (3.50 / 4 votes)
Dead Town imad chelloufi 2024	SEASON 01 - EPISODE 01 Curse of the Heart EXT.DARK-WOODS-NIGHT. Night ,has fallen. The sky is as dark as ink, with the moon barely visible behind ...	Rate it: (3.50 / 2 votes)
God's Not Dead Hunter Dennis 2014	1 It wasn't enough No, it's not enough So just let it go J" But the angels, they brought you And they're gonna hold you up They see the fe...	Rate it: (3.25 / 4 votes)
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Jeff Nathanson 2017	Father's Curse. DEAD or ALIVE. THE FLYING DUTCHMAN - Father. - Henry. What have you done? - I said I'd find you. - Look at me, son. - I don'...	Rate it: (3.25 / 4 votes)
Drop Dead Gorgeous Lona Williams 1999	FADE IN: EXT. COUNTRY ROAD - MINNESOTA - DAY Vintage black and white stock footage of some farms and farmhouses. DISSOLVE TO: EXT. COUNTRY ROA...	Rate it: (3.00 / 2 votes)
Dead Man Jim Jarmusch 1995	Look out the window. And doesn't this remind you of when you were in the boat? And then later that night, you were lying, looking up at the ce...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
Joy Ride: Dead Ahead James Robert Johnston 2008	Will that be all for you? There you go. Have a good night. Where are you going? Come on. Party time, huh? Hey! Hey, wait up! Looking for com...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
My Big Fat Greek Wedding Nia Vardalos 2002	You better get married soon. You're starting to look old. My dad has been saying that to me since I was 15... because nice Greek girls are supp...	Rate it: (2.33 / 3 votes)

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