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Paris, Texas L.M. Kit Carson 1984	What the hell? Hey... You know which side of the border you're on? You got a name part? Guess... something must have cut your tongue out. eit...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
They Live John Carpenter 1988	THEY LIVE JOB OPPORTUNITIES - Last place of employment? - Denver, Colorado. I worked there for ten years... but then things just dried up. Th...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
24 Hours to Live Ron Mita 2017	You know, I remember the first time I set foot in Africa. Thought I'd hate it just like Iraq, you know? Figured, it's just more fucking sand t...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Ghost in the Shell Arise: Border 2 - Ghost Whisper Tow Ubukata 2013	1 "Supreme Court" Kazuya Soga, get out here! - Griffin Unit, ten minutes to air-strike. - Eagle clear. - Griffin Unit, - Fox negative. - ten...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself Jeff Dunham 2006	(Opening) Sweet Daddy Dee: Jeff Dunham, i'm talking to you my man. This is your night and this is your time. You're gonna put the smackdown on tha...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity Jeff Dunham 2007	Walter: All those kids and their hipping and their hopping. Pull up your damn pants, you morons! Jeff: Second Comedy Central special, it's gonna b...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
The Jeff Dunham Show Jeff Dunham 2009	Achmed: Greetings, infidels. Please welcome Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you very much. And, unless I...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Scott Kosar 2003	NARRATOR The film which you are about to see is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of 5 youths. It is all the more tragic in that they ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
The Texas Rangers Louis Stevens 1936	NARRATOR: A thousand miles from El Paso to the border of Louisiana, 1, 000 miles from the gulf along the winding, colorful waters of the Rio G...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
To Live Wei Lu 1994	ERA International (HK) Ltd. presents In Association with Shanghai Film Studios Producer: Chiu Fusheng Executive Producers: Kow Fuhong and Chris...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
You Only Live Twice Roald Dahl 1967	Calling Cape Comm. This is Jupiter 16. Do you give a "go" for fourth orbit? Cape Comm to Jupiter 16. Can you confirm O-2 pressure is within li...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
The Jeff Dunham Show Jeff Dunham 2009	(opening) Jeff: Thank you so much! All right! Thank you. You're very kind! Thank you so much! Wow, i feel i just won the nobel prize for walk...	Rate it: (4.20 / 5 votes)
Live Free or Die Hard Mark Bomback 2007	Well.... I am sending you the code. Yes I see that, thank you. - What about my account? - Delivering. i I have just sent it, you should have ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Texas Chainsaw 3D Adam Marcus 2013	They're trying to kill me! They are crazy! Just calm down, Sally. You're safe now. Can you tell me what happened? We ran out of gas. Kirk w...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Glengarry Glen Ross David Mamet 1992	SCENE ONE A booth at a Chinese restaurant, Williamson and Levene are seated at the booth. LEVENE John...John...	Rate it: (3.67 / 3 votes)
Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map Jeff Dunham 2014	Jeff Dunham: Five continents. 12 countries. 19 cities. 50,000 miles. Five characters. One dead terrorist. We're all over the map. (Title Card) Je...	Rate it: (3.20 / 5 votes)
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore Robert Getchell 1974	ALICE: Wait. No, wait. I can do that better. I can sing better than Alice Faye. ALICE: I swear to Christ I can. MOTHER: Allie! Allie! Alice Gr...	Rate it: (3.00 / 2 votes)
Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos Jeff Dunham 2011	JEFF DUNHAM: I can't believe the show starts in half an hour and Achmed's late. Walter: Maybe he drowned trying to visit Bin Laden's grave. (laugh...	Rate it: (3.00 / 2 votes)
Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl Graham Chapman 1982	20th CENTURY FROG ARS GRATIA ARTIS PRESENTS STARRING (ALPHABETICALLY) GRAHAM CHAPMAN INTERNATIONALLY SUPER STARRING (ALPHABETICALLY) JOHN CLE...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
Jeff Dunham: Minding The Monsters Jeff Dunham 2012	A.J: Storm clouds gather, darkness prowls, the moon shines full as specters howl. This scary house, this lonely road, revenge is coming, and best s...	Rate it: (2.67 / 3 votes)
Deep in the Heart of Texas: Dave Chappelle Live at Austin City Dave Chappelle 2017	He's in the trance. He isn't thinking of jokes, though. He's composing the voiceover I'm saying to you right now. Getting me to agree to this ...	Rate it: (2.00 / 1 vote)
Ricky Gervais Live 2: Politics Ricky Gervais 2004	Thank you. Hello, Chicago. How are you? Wow wow. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you. I, um... Thank you. Thank you. That was ...	Rate it: (2.00 / 1 vote)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation Kim Henkel 1995	[First lines] August 18, 1973. News of a bizarre, chainsaw-wielding family - reports which were to ignite the world's imagination - began to filter...	Rate it: (2.00 / 1 vote)
4 for Texas Teddi Sherman 1963	Take a good look at him. He's the bad guy. And Joe Jarrett... that's me... and Zack Thomas, we're the good guys. Let's go! Tell the driver to ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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