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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Melvin Frank
1966		"("? "Comedy Tonight)" ? "Something familiar, something peculiar" ? "Something for everyone.:" a comedy tonight ? "Something appealing," somet...Rate it:

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All the Money in the World
David Scarpa
2017		FADE IN: A GREAT MAZE looms below us: a labyrinth of tangled alleyways. We DESCEND toward it and into the dark heart of an ancient city. INT...Rate it:

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Mo' Money
Damon Wayans
1992		Asshole! Son of a bitch is gonna kill somebody. He's still alive. Lloyd, will you get the tape? Let's move it! - How much further? - Two more...Rate it:

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Milk Money
John Mattson
1994		You ever fart and sneeze at the same time? You ever barf up something you know you didn't eat? I got sick one time and barfed a whole shrimp. ...Rate it:

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Take the Money and Run
Woody Allen
1969		On December 1, 1935, Mrs. Williams Starkwell, a wife of a New Jersey handyman gives birth to her first and only child. It is a boy, and they ...Rate it:

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Funny Games U.S.
Michael Haneke
2007		Bjrling. Suliotis? Close. Bjrling is easy. Tebaldi. You win. My turn. - No looking. I'm not. Did Daddy look? No. You sure? Yes. Okay. ...Rate it:

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All About the Money
Blake Freeman
2017		1 Have you ever done something stupid? No, I mean really stupid. Stupid to the point where you and your friends are being shot at? This is th...Rate it:

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Bitcoin: The End of Money as We Know It
Torsten Hoffmann
2015		1 [Voiceover] Look closely. What do we all have in common? No matter what corner of the world you live in, You need food, water, shelter and ...Rate it:

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Blood Money
Rowland Brown
1933		This program has come to you from Bill Bailey. The friend in need, Open day and night. Call Van Dyke 621J You're not leaving town. You just t...Rate it:

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Blood Money
Vishal Mahadkar
2012		For 30 years Colombians controlled the distribution of cocaine in the world. Now everyone wants a piece. Every year since 1989, Anti-Drug Nati...Rate it:

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Dreams That Money Can Buy
Hans Richter
1947		Party of the first part, hereinafter referred to as "Joe", to party of the second part, hereinafter referred to as "Me", witness the third part...Rate it:

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Easy Money
Maria Karlsson
2010		Rolando! You ready? Sergio! Sergio! We made it! Freedom! Freedom! - Come on, move! It's not over yet, come on. What's up? Sergio, have you be...Rate it:

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Easy Money
Rodney Dangerfield
1983		Greetings from Martin's Comedy Movies Hey, take it easy will ya! Hey, who's the big birthday girl, huh? - Me! - Oh boy, hey how old are you? I...Rate it:

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Folk Hero & Funny Guy
Jeff Grace
2016		1 You cut me. You cut me. You cut me to the core. You cut me, you cut me, you cut me to the core. I need you. - Thank you. - All right, all...Rate it:

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For the Love of Money
Jenna Mattison
2012		"The love of money the root of all evil. " How does a guy from humble beginnings end up in a Ferrari? I've lived a crazy life, one filled with...Rate it:

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Free Money
Tony Peck
1998		1 Daddy? Daddy. Daddy. Waah! Aah! Damn it. We just wanted to tell you something. Daddy, we wanted to let you know that... Don't you ever...Rate it:

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Friends with Money
Nicole Holofcener
2006		So the corrugated metal not only reflects the beauty... ...of the common, off-the-shelf material... ...but also emphasizes the invisible line....Rate it:

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From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money
Scott Spiegel
1999		Christ, it's almost midnight. Nothing like putting in some overtime to save a miserable serial killer. Alleged serial killer. Right. - Well......Rate it:

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Funny About Love
Bob Greene
1990		Here you are. - Make it out to you? - No, for my cousin Loretta. Could you sign "with love"? - Excuse me. - This is terrific, isn't it? He's ...Rate it:

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Funny Face
Leonard Gershe
1957		(man) I love your funny face Your sunny, funny face For you're a cutie With more than beauty You've got a lot of Personality-N- You fill the a...Rate it:

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Funny Farm
Jeffrey Boam
1988		FUNNY FARM [CHATTERING] MAN 1: Oh, no. Here comes a speech. MAN 2: Just when I started to enjoy myself. [CHUCKLING] Andy... ...all my life ...Rate it:

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Funny Games
Michael Haneke
1997		Bjorling... Suliotis? Almost. Bjorling is easy. Tebaldi? Bingo! It's my turn now. - Don't look! - But I'm not looking. Did Daddy look? Is ...Rate it:

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Funny Money
Harry Basil
2006		Moron! What are these? Stop the presses! Stop the presses! Martin! Stan Martin! Where are you? -Yes, Sir, Mr. Perkins. -What's this? A bana...Rate it:

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Funny People
Judd Apatow
2009		MAN: Let's call American Express. You lost your card, (WOMAN LAUGHS) and you don't know what the number of it is. GEORGE: That's a great one. ...Rate it:

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