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Lucknow Central
Aseem Arora
2017		1 "Colorize" "O life, there could not be a mix Of my colors with your colors" "I tried every moment, but That friendship couldn't happen" "O ...Rate it:

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Central Intelligence
Ike Barinholtz
2016		1 And now, it's time for a breakdown. Mmm, mmm, mmm, yeah... Man, I told you Robbie Wheirdicht showers here during first period. Why doesn't h...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of James Franco
Michael Ferrucci
2013		1 (film projector clicking) (instrumental music playing) I say James, y'all say Franco, James Franco James Franco, I say James, y'all say Fra...Rate it:

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A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
Woody Allen
1982		(Mendelssohn's "Wedding March") Ghosts? Little spirits or pixies? I don't believe in 'em. - Do you, Mr Foxx? - No, sir. You sound it, with all...Rate it:

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Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
Seth Macfarlane
2008		-Hey, how's it going? -(GASPS) Oh, my God. Did you just talk? -l did. -Are you one of those frogs that'll turn into a prince if I kiss you? Wh...Rate it:

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Central Station
Marcos Bernstein
1998		Darling... my heart is yours alone. I don't care what you may have done. I love you. All the years that you are locked up in there remember t...Rate it:

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Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire
Nico Tatarowicz
2012		1 'Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Moyles!' Good evening. Good evening and welcome to Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire on BBC3. We are here tonight at...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen
Ray James
2011		All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off the r...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary
David Feldman
2003		( announcer ) It's the comedy central roast of denis leary Hosted by jeff garlin. With... And music by... Please welcome a man who spent The ...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump
Ray James
2011		1 All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off th...Rate it:

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Comedy Central: Roast of Justin Bieber
Benji Aflalo
2015		1 [Justin Bieber's All Around the World] All around the world (male announcer) This is The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber. All around...Rate it:

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Don't Be a Menace to South Central
Shawn Wayans
1996		What up, y'all? Yo. I'm fixin' to tell you how it is in the hood. - See, 'cause in the hood, everybody's a target. No...Rate it:

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Grand Central
Gaëlle Macé
2013		Fuck! Bastard! - You didn't take anything? - Get lost! You didn't have anything in your wallet. Are you a bum? - Fuck off, please! It's the f...Rate it:

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InAPPropriate Comedy
Ken Pringle
2013		1 [SKATEBOARD SHUFFLING] MAN: It's Thursday. I've been out here for... 120-Something hours. I'm out of water. And I don't know how much long...Rate it:

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Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store
Louis C.K.
2015		1 One of my hobbies is I collect dust. Are you from this country? I go around town slashing tire prices. Do you get that? Do you know that C...Rate it:

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Misery Loves Comedy
Kevin Pollak
2015		Am I gonna get fed? There's like a table, I'm leaning on it, I feel like I'm alone in an airport. What's the second question? God, that's a g...Rate it:

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National Theatre Live: The Comedy of Errors
William Shakespeare
2012		When we're out in the moonlight lookin' up on skies above feels so good when I'm near you holding hands and making love whoo, whoo, bab...Rate it:

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Original Kings of Comedy
Cedric the Entertainer
2000		Work harder! Keep on! Cut! Wake up! Even extras are actors. We're not making a ghost film now. Though you guys play the roles of pedestrians, ...Rate it:

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Phunny Business: A Black Comedy
John Davies
2011		BUT, HE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND YOU ALL KNOW AND LOVE HIM, CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN MR. GEORGE WILLBORN. CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN...Rate it:

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South Central
Stephen Milburn Anderson
1992		What up, niggers? - Yo! - What's up? What's up, Deuce? Deuce! Get your ass down here, man. What's up? Get in here, man! Hey, what's up? De...Rate it:

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The Comedy of Terrors
Richard Matheson
1963		My dear wife, as the ancient saying goes... "In wine is truth!" Insincerity, the mark of a drunkard! If you could or would for one brief mome...Rate it:

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The Dramatics: A Comedy
Kat Foster
2015		1 - Are you ready? - - Give me a sec. - You're ready now? - I said give me a sec. That was one second. Very funny. Hi. Hi. Hello. Okay, yea...Rate it:

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The King of Comedy
Paul D. Zimmerman
1982		FADE IN: 1EXT: MIDTOWN MANHATTAN STREETS - DAY Behind the opening credits, we watch a montage of RUPERT PUPKIN making his daily rounds as a mes...Rate it:

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The Marty Feldman Comedy Machine
Barry Levinson
1971		Achtung! Britisher Ship! Prepare to fire! Fire torpedo eins! Thank you. Just one more, thank you. Thank you. One more, please. Thank you. Qui...Rate it:

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