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Don't Be a Menace to South Central
Shawn Wayans
1996		What up, y'all? Yo. I'm fixin' to tell you how it is in the hood. - See, 'cause in the hood, everybody's a target. No...Rate it:

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Drew and Sam
Jason
2018		(The Diner Is Busy as Hattie and Floyd manage to take care of as Danny and Troy see a Dolled up Drew walk in They are obviously surprised how Drew ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Family Guy Presents: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side
Unknown
2009		MAN ON TV. We now return to Aaron Sorkin's new show, The K!tchen. -Where's the miIk? No miIk? -We're out. No. WaIk with me. I want you to get ...Rate it:

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Fight Club
Jim Uhls
1999		SCREEN BLACK JACK (V.O.) People were always asking me, did I know Tyler Durden. ...Rate it:

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Geography Club
Edmund Entin
2013		1 What am I looking for? [ICQ alarm sound] 72FINS: I have these sick shades. Orange frames. I'll wear those. RUS96: Cool. I'll be wearing a gr...Rate it:

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Grand Central
Gaëlle Macé
2013		Fuck! Bastard! - You didn't take anything? - Get lost! You didn't have anything in your wallet. Are you a bum? - Fuck off, please! It's the f...Rate it:

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InAPPropriate Comedy
Ken Pringle
2013		1 [SKATEBOARD SHUFFLING] MAN: It's Thursday. I've been out here for... 120-Something hours. I'm out of water. And I don't know how much long...Rate it:

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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
Johnny Knoxville
2013		Law offices. You know what I want to be when I grow up? - What? - A fisherman. I want to go fishing every day till I'm rich so I can move ri...Rate it:

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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa .5
Fax Bahr
2014		- Is it going? - Yes. Okay. Leave a message for Irving Zisman at the... You fucking mutt, you're fixing the penguin, dude. I don't give a fu...Rate it:

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Last Man Club
Bo Brinkman
2016		- Ok, Pete, time's up. - I used to fly one of those. - Fly what? - B-17, flying fortress. I served on one. Oh, yeah, the flight museum must b...Rate it:

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Let's Make the Teacher Have a Miscarriage Club
Eisuke Naitô
2011		1 Isn't it dead? Oh, it's twitching. Oh, yeah. Gross! What's so funny? Let's-Make-the-Teacher-Have-a-Miscarriage Club Aki Miyata Kaori Koba...Rate it:

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Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store
Louis C.K.
2015		1 One of my hobbies is I collect dust. Are you from this country? I go around town slashing tire prices. Do you get that? Do you know that C...Rate it:

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Lucknow Central
Aseem Arora
2017		1 "Colorize" "O life, there could not be a mix Of my colors with your colors" "I tried every moment, but That friendship couldn't happen" "O ...Rate it:

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Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas Is You
Temple Mathews
2017		MARIAH: I'm gonna tell you the story of my first love. It was cuddly with fuzzy ears and a little wet nose, and, well, more about that later. ...Rate it:

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Misery Loves Comedy
Kevin Pollak
2015		Am I gonna get fed? There's like a table, I'm leaning on it, I feel like I'm alone in an airport. What's the second question? God, that's a g...Rate it:

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Mrs Henderson Presents
David Rose
2005		Forasmuch as it has pleased Almighty God of his great mercy, to take unto himself the soul of our dear brother here departed... ...we therefore...Rate it:

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Nancy Drew
Andrew Fleming
2007		Who are you? Ha. Hello, I'm Nancy Drew. It's nice to meet you. May I ask who you are? - Guess. - All right. I'm guessing you two are working ...Rate it:

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Nancy Drew... Reporter
Kenneth Gamet
1939		Listen, let me be wrong for once. Write a new head. Hey, boy. - Yes, sir? - Did you find Tracy yet? No, sir. He's still out. When you find Mr...Rate it:

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National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze
Patrick Casey
2003		Hey, Pete! Hey, hold this. I bought some sausage to go with crackers for Adrienne and me because we made out last night. Think she likes crac...Rate it:

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National Lampoon Presents: Surf Party
John 'J.D.' Drury
2013		As you go forth on your journey, and lead us into the next century, I know that you're going out into this world and will give one hundred and...Rate it:

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National Theatre Live: The Comedy of Errors
William Shakespeare
2012		When we're out in the moonlight lookin' up on skies above feels so good when I'm near you holding hands and making love whoo, whoo, bab...Rate it:

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Original Kings of Comedy
Cedric the Entertainer
2000		Work harder! Keep on! Cut! Wake up! Even extras are actors. We're not making a ghost film now. Though you guys play the roles of pedestrians, ...Rate it:

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Phunny Business: A Black Comedy
John Davies
2011		BUT, HE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND YOU ALL KNOW AND LOVE HIM, CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN MR. GEORGE WILLBORN. CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN...Rate it:

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Professor Iris in Animal Jazz Club
Marie Noelle
2003		Announcer: And Now, Here's Professor Iris will sing a operatic way. PROFESSOR IRIS La donna è mobile Qual piuma al vento Muta d'accento E di pensi...Rate it:

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