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One Night with the King
Stephan Blinn
2006		MORDECAI: From whence comes the purpose of a person's life? Come it by chance, a casting of the lot, or does a call of destiny beckon to each o...Rate it:

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One Winter Weekend
Erinne Dobson
2018		(upbeat orchestral music) (computer chiming) I sent her the top 20 dating ice-breakers. Top 20? I thought it was supposed to be top ten. I k...Rate it:

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Opening Night
John Cassavetes
1977		That's the way she wants it. She likes to be wet. Right, Miss Gordon? Bobby, I want you to fix these packages. They sound like sandpaper rubbing...Rate it:

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Our Souls at Night
Scott Neustadter
2017		1 And we will be broadcasting live from the fairgrounds in Pueblo on Friday and again next Tuesday. Mike and I will be eating corn dogs. Mike...Rate it:

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Paint Night
Crystal Franceschini
2016		- [Narrator] Nightpantz. - Oh, is it Tuesday already? - Mhm. Paint night with the girls. - Yes, where all the wild ladies use painting as an ex...Rate it:

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Palm Springs Weekend
Earl Hamner Jr.
1963		The trouble with me is I put women on a pedestal. You gotta stop going out with short women. For instance, what happens when you talk to a gir...Rate it:

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Part of the Weekend Never Dies
Unknown
2008		Explain to me what you do. Basically, anything we like, under the name of Soulwax. Come on. First of all, can you tell the audience what's the...Rate it:

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Peepli Live
Anusha Rizvi
2010		Brother. What if we lose our land? (Belches ) A river of colours paints this land With a trick in the dye at every bend A river of colours pai...Rate it:

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Poker Night
Doug Buchanan
2014		In truth, they're bastard stepchildren... wisdom and hindsight. You only get it after you need it. It doesn't help you right now. It only tea...Rate it:

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Prom Night
J.S. Cardone
2008		- Thanks for taking us to the movies. - You're welcome, Donna. See you at school tomorrow. I'll wait for you at cheerleading tryouts. Yeah, I t...Rate it:

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Rent: Filmed Live on Broadway
Jonathan Larson
2008		We begin on Christmas Eve with me, Mark, and my roommate, Roger. We live in an industrial loft on the corner of 11th Street and Avenue B. It's ...Rate it:

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Richard Pryor Live on the Sunset Strip
Richard Pryor
1982		Ladies and gentlemen, live on the Sunset Strip, Richard Pryor! We are gathered here today... to make sure... everyone eats. If not each other....Rate it:

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Richard Pryor: Live in Concert
Richard Pryor
1979		Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, thank you. Thank you much. Good evening. Waiting for the people to get from the bathroom. People are ...Rate it:

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Ricky Gervais Live 2: Politics
Ricky Gervais
2004		Thank you. Hello, Chicago. How are you? Wow wow. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you. I, um... Thank you. Thank you. That was ...Rate it:

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Robin Williams - Live on Broadway
Robin Williams
2002		Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Robin Williams! Thank you! Oh, please! Sit the fuck down! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Oh, yes! O...Rate it:

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Robin Williams: Live on Broadway
Robin Williams
2002		Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Robin Williams Thank you! Peace! Are you safe up there? Thank you! Thank you! ...Rate it:

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Rough Night
Lucia Aniello
2017		1 Woman, you know you're a woman You got to be... - There she is. Hey. - Hi, guys. All right, baby girl. You go, baby girl. You go, baby gir...Rate it:

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Run All Night
Brad Ingelsby
2015		I've done terrible things in my life. Things for which I can never be forgiven. I betrayed friends, turned my back on the ones closest to me. ...Rate it:

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Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies
Russell Howard
2009		(# Kasabian: Club Foot) (Cheering) Ladies and gentlemen... please welcome to the stage... Russell Howard! (Cheering) Hello! Well! Well, wel...Rate it:

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Saturday Church
Damon Cardasis
2017		1 God is our refuge and strength, and ever-present help in troubles. Therefore, we will not fear, though the earth gives way, and the mountai...Rate it:

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Saturday Killer
Yuthlert Sippapak
2010		Go with me? Err, what's your name? Mini. ...What's your name again? Mini. Oh, Sound interesting. And you? I'm Rain. Rain? Rain or mud? Hu...Rate it:

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Saturday Morning Mystery
Kat Candler
2012		(STATIC) (SCREAM) I got nothin'. (CHILD CRYING) Was that a kid? (CHILD CRYING) I thought our ghost was an escaped convict. It is. (DRIP) ...Rate it:

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Saturday Night and Sunday Morning
Alan Sillitoe
1960		Nine-hundred and fifty-four. Nine-hundred and fifty-bloody-five. Another few more, and that's the lot for Friday. 14, 3 and tuppence for 1,000...Rate it:

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Saturday Night Fever
Norman Wexler
1977		Hiya, Tony. Two or three? Two. Two. Give me two. That's good. Hey, you guys do layaway? As long as it don't turn into a 20-year mortgage. All ...Rate it:

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