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Mick Garris
1987		How you doing? What's happening? All right. Pick it up. Whoa! Look out. Coming through. You have to tell me where to turn. I knew it. She...Rate it:

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102 Not Out
Saumya Joshi
2018		1 'This is Baabulaal.' 'Baabulaal Dattatrey Vakhariya.' 'He's 75...' 'Both, physically and mentally'. 'One fine day, last year, Baabulaal dec...Rate it:

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Prawaal Raman
2011		The one way to get back your Iost youth and power. The great physician Babush Mathews. Kaamsiddhi CIinic. Room number 302. Behind hoteI GoIdsta...Rate it:

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Melvin Frank
1966		"("? "Comedy Tonight)" ? "Something familiar, something peculiar" ? "Something for everyone.:" a comedy tonight ? "Something appealing," somet...Rate it:

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Anjelah Johnson: Not Fancy
Anjelah Johnson-Reyes
2015		1 Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for Anjelah Johnson! Oh, hi. It's so cool. Look at us, guys. We're here, Southern California. Hoo, ho...Rate it:

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Bader Zamalano the show Being a vlogger
Slim Z
2023		[Opening shot of Bader sitting in front of the camera] Bader: Hey guys, what's up? It's Bader. As you know we started this channel with ...Rate it:

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Being AP
Unknown
2015		It's like being an addict, I'm an addict to my way of life because it's like a drug. I'm an addict to riding horses, I'm an addict to winning.....Rate it:

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Being Charlie
Matt Elisofon
2015		Charlie, why don't you tell us what you want to thank god for, and close your eyes and make a wish. Six months of sobriety? Nothing you want t...Rate it:

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Being Evel
Davis Coombe
2015		1 announcer: the following program is brought to you in living color. ( theme music playing ) carson: tonight we have evel knievel. he's pro...Rate it:

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Being Flynn
Paul Weitz
2012		JONATHAN: America has produced only three classic writers, Mark Twain, J.D. Salinger, and me. I'm Jonathan Flynn. Everything I write is a mas...Rate it:

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Being Human
Bill Forsyth
1994		1 [female voice] This...is the story of a story. Once upon a time, there was this... story, and the story said to itself, "How shall I begi...Rate it:

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Being John Malkovich
Charlie Kaufman
1999		INT. CHEERLESS ROOM - DAY The room is bare, dusty. A ceiling fan turns. The wall clock ticks. Craig, 30 years old and small, sits at a collapsibl...Rate it:

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Being Julia
Ronald Harwood
2004		1 I've lived in the theatre since I was a kid. What I don't know about acting isn't worth knowing. Now, you may be 20 years old and just begi...Rate it:

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Being Poirot
Unknown
2013		(TELEPHONE RINGS) Hercule Poirot? Hercule Poirot is, for me, much more than the character on the written page. Hercule Poirot, for me, almost...Rate it:

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Being There
Jerzy Kosiński
1979		FADE IN: 1INT. CHANCE'S ROOM - DAWN A large-screen color TV dominates a room sparsely decorated with expensive furniture of the twenties. There ...Rate it:

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Being Tyler Posey
Unknown
2014		You all know me as Scott McCall from MTV's Teen Wolf. It's wolfsbane! Kira, get out of here! Even though I've been acting most of my life, lan...Rate it:

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Being Us
Sam Hancock
2013		Very, very important thing because you always have to be a good girl. And you always have to be a very, very, very good person. Who is it? I ...Rate it:

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Craig Ferguson Just Being Honest
Craig Ferguson
2015		It's a great day for America, everybody! It's... It's a great day for me. I finally get to use my sign! You'd be surprised how many times in ...Rate it:

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Days of Being Wild
Jeffrey Lau
1990		How much? for bottle taken away What's your name? Why'd I tell you? I've already known it You're named... So Lai-chun Who told you that? Yo...Rate it:

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Do Not Disturb
Yvan Attal
2012		Go on. Go on, Ben. Please, baby, come inside me. Wait! Stay inside me, please. Who the fuck is that? Yes? Ben Azuelos? Yes. You 're under ...Rate it:

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Do Not Forget Me Istanbul
Hany Abu-Assad
2010		I used to lose myself walking around Istanbul alone... ...searching every corner, all the alleyways that no one sees at first... ...and are rev...Rate it:

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Do Not Resist
Unknown
2016		No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace! Hey hey, ho ho! These killer co...Rate it:

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Fear Me Not
Anders Thomas Jensen
2008		I've been on leave for six weeks now. It was time for a break from the frantic pace I was stuck in. For years I've wanted some time to myself....Rate it:

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Folk Hero & Funny Guy
Jeff Grace
2016		1 You cut me. You cut me. You cut me to the core. You cut me, you cut me, you cut me to the core. I need you. - Thank you. - All right, all...Rate it:

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