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A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
Woody Allen
1982		(Mendelssohn's "Wedding March") Ghosts? Little spirits or pixies? I don't believe in 'em. - Do you, Mr Foxx? - No, sir. You sound it, with all...Rate it:

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American Pie Presents: Band Camp
Adam Herz
2005		Hey, Stifler, how come Steve got all the talent in your family? Bite me, Fuck Face. Come on, man, you're missing it. I've seen it a million tim...Rate it:

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American Pie Presents: Beta House
Erik Lindsay
2007		HARRY: Man, will you look at all the hot tail running around this place? HARRY: Man, will you look at all the hot tail running around this place...Rate it:

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American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
David H. Steinberg
2009		MAN 1 ON COMPUTER: Mistress, spank my bottom. Spank it really hard! Please, spank my bottom! - That is unpleasant. - Spank it really hard. WOM...Rate it:

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Bam Margera Presents: Where The #$&% Is Santa?
Selina Becker
2008		What's up, kids? It's one week before Christmas. I have Shitbird sleeping there... ...and I got my homeboys on standby for a big snowball fight...Rate it:

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Billionaire Boys Club
James Cox
2018		1 DEAN (V.O.): Here's the dirty little secret about being rich. It's not about the money. It's about the way people see you. The way you see y...Rate it:

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Book Club
Bill Holderman
2018		1 [Diane] This is how it started. Four best friends and a book. Vivian was the one who had the idea. She'd seen it in a magazine, and it was...Rate it:

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Broken Hearts Club
Greg Berlanti
2000		That Cameron Diaz is hot.|Did you check out the new F-150 yet? Dude, it's huge. I figure after the Laker game, I'll|head to Dublin's, grab some b...Rate it:

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Buena Vista Social Club
Wim Wenders
1999		This is a famous photo of mine Taken during the October missile crisis outside the Hotel Riviera The whole Malecon was full of anti-aircraft gu...Rate it:

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Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
Seth Macfarlane
2008		-Hey, how's it going? -(GASPS) Oh, my God. Did you just talk? -l did. -Are you one of those frogs that'll turn into a prince if I kiss you? Wh...Rate it:

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Central Intelligence
Ike Barinholtz
2016		1 And now, it's time for a breakdown. Mmm, mmm, mmm, yeah... Man, I told you Robbie Wheirdicht showers here during first period. Why doesn't h...Rate it:

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Central Station
Marcos Bernstein
1998		Darling... my heart is yours alone. I don't care what you may have done. I love you. All the years that you are locked up in there remember t...Rate it:

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Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire
Nico Tatarowicz
2012		1 'Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Moyles!' Good evening. Good evening and welcome to Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire on BBC3. We are here tonight at...Rate it:

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Club Butterfly
Unknown
2001		I'm too sleepy. I said I'm tired. Damn you! What? Why didn't you wake him up? What time is it? Damn, we're late. Okay, let's go to preschool. H...Rate it:

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Club Dread
Jay Chandrasekhar
2004		[Screaming, Laughing] I can't believe you invited that guy. [Mock English Accent] He's such a bloody wanker. Oh, cut it out, Rolo. God! Why a...Rate it:

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Club Havana
Raymond L. Schrock
1945		Club Havana. Yes, Mr. Norton? Table for two? Certainly. Club Havana. Five for tonight? Sorry, we cannot fill your reservation. Club Havana....Rate it:

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Club Paradise
Harold Ramis
1986		How come the dog gets to sit in there while we're freezing our ass off out here? It would be cruel to let him out on a night like this. - He's ...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen
Ray James
2011		All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off the r...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary
David Feldman
2003		( announcer ) It's the comedy central roast of denis leary Hosted by jeff garlin. With... And music by... Please welcome a man who spent The ...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump
Ray James
2011		1 All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off th...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of James Franco
Michael Ferrucci
2013		1 (film projector clicking) (instrumental music playing) I say James, y'all say Franco, James Franco James Franco, I say James, y'all say Fra...Rate it:

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Comedy Central: Roast of Justin Bieber
Benji Aflalo
2015		1 [Justin Bieber's All Around the World] All around the world (male announcer) This is The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber. All around...Rate it:

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Cougar Club
Christopher Duddy
2007		(rock music playing ) Liberate me, liberate me Liberate me, liberate me... Around the sun On the run Nothing can stop me... - ( loud kissing...Rate it:

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Dallas Buyers Club
Craig Borten
2013		1 EXT. RODEO STADIUM - DALLAS - TEXAS - DAY 1 Ambient sounds of the CROWD, RODEO, SEX, and a strangeRINGING fade in along with IMAGES of... A COW...Rate it:

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