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Woody Allen 1982	(Mendelssohn's "Wedding March") Ghosts? Little spirits or pixies? I don't believe in 'em. - Do you, Mr Foxx? - No, sir. You sound it, with all...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Seth Macfarlane 2008	-Hey, how's it going? -(GASPS) Oh, my God. Did you just talk? -l did. -Are you one of those frogs that'll turn into a prince if I kiss you? Wh...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Nico Tatarowicz 2012	1 'Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Moyles!' Good evening. Good evening and welcome to Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire on BBC3. We are here tonight at...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Ray James 2011	All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off the r...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
David Feldman 2003	( announcer ) It's the comedy central roast of denis leary Hosted by jeff garlin. With... And music by... Please welcome a man who spent The ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Ray James 2011	1 All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off th...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Michael Ferrucci 2013	1 (film projector clicking) (instrumental music playing) I say James, y'all say Franco, James Franco James Franco, I say James, y'all say Fra...	Rate it: (3.00 / 2 votes)
Benji Aflalo 2015	1 [Justin Bieber's All Around the World] All around the world (male announcer) This is The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber. All around...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Ayub Khan-Din 1999	# So we waved our hands as we marched along # And the people smiled as we sang our song # And the world was saved as they listened to the band #...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Jeffrey Lau 2011	In 2011, a scientist from the University of Cambridge William Tunstall-Pendoe input over 3 hundred million pieces of data into a supercomputer ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Kihachi Okamoto 1995	A Kihachi Okamoto Film Manjiro, this is the interpreter in training, Kenkichi Kamijo. Hello, Joe. How do you do, sir? Glad to meet you. You h...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
John Steinbeck 1955	Nice fat deposit. You're sure in the right business, Sally. Thank you. Good morning. Deposit. Another nice deposit. You and Sally are sure i...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
David Butler 1939	This is Postal Union with a personal greeting for Mr. and Mrs. James Travers. 'Twas 50 years ago today You said love, honor and obey A union ha...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Anthony Lucero 2014	1 Did you check last night's lottery numbers? Yes. Are we millionaires? No. Great. I didn't want to give up that fruit cart yet. Let's go, ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Isobel Lennart 1949	Yes, this is my town. It's not new to you. You've read books about it, you've seen movies. People are always talking about New York. It's the...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Jian Yang 2010	1 Under Japanese law Today will execute the said to death with his Open your eyes out Please look at our time Here this Coffee Yes Sorry, ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Ken Pringle 2013	1 [SKATEBOARD SHUFFLING] MAN: It's Thursday. I've been out here for... 120-Something hours. I'm out of water. And I don't know how much long...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Louis C.K. 2015	1 One of my hobbies is I collect dust. Are you from this country? I go around town slashing tire prices. Do you get that? Do you know that C...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Kevin Pollak 2015	Am I gonna get fed? There's like a table, I'm leaning on it, I feel like I'm alone in an airport. What's the second question? God, that's a g...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
William Shakespeare 2012	When we're out in the moonlight lookin' up on skies above feels so good when I'm near you holding hands and making love whoo, whoo, bab...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Cedric the Entertainer 2000	Work harder! Keep on! Cut! Wake up! Even extras are actors. We're not making a ghost film now. Though you guys play the roles of pedestrians, ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
John Davies 2011	BUT, HE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND YOU ALL KNOW AND LOVE HIM, CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN MR. GEORGE WILLBORN. CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Richard Matheson 1963	My dear wife, as the ancient saying goes... "In wine is truth!" Insincerity, the mark of a drunkard! If you could or would for one brief mome...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Kat Foster 2015	1 - Are you ready? - - Give me a sec. - You're ready now? - I said give me a sec. That was one second. Very funny. Hi. Hi. Hello. Okay, yea...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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