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Anges Exterminateurs, Les Jean-Claude Brisseau 2006	The lampposts are in need.. The lampposts are in need of their long scarlet coats Start Roger. My grandmother I have to go see her. What's t...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Arthur et les Minimoys (Arthur And The Minimoys) Céline Garcia 2006	NARRATOR: This is Archibald Suchot. A treasure hurhter. Explorer. Arhd erhgirheer. He sperht terh years irh Africa buildirhg every type of usef...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Au Revoir les Enfants Louis Malle 1987	Julien, don't start this again. Be reasonable. Its naughty to cry. You promised. I'm not crying. Really. I'll see you in three weeks, and yo...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
deux orphelines vampires, Les Jean Rollin 1997	TWO ORPHAN VAMPIRES GLYCINES ORPHANAGE GLYCINES ORPHANAGE FOUNDED BY THE ABBESS OF SAINT-AUBIN You say they've been blind since birth? I don't...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Entre les Bras Ike Barinholtz 2012	Time flies... Sbastien was so young then! Time has come for Michel Bras to pass on his world-renowned restaurant to his son, Sbastien. The Gar...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Gendarme et les extra-terrestres, Le (The Gendarme and the Creatures from Outer Space) Jacques Vilfrid 1979	Put the luggage in the trunk. Sorry, darling. You should come for a couple of days. Perros-Guirec is not far. Gisle really wants to get to know...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Gendarme Et Les Gnedarmettes, Le (Never Play Clever Again) Jacques Vilfrid 1982	Don't you miss our old place, Cruchot? Times change, sergeant, and we have to change with them. Come in. Can I borrow your vacuum cleaner? - ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Jamais plus toujours (Never Again Always) Yannick Bellon 1976	NEVER EVER AGAIN - You like antique portraits? - You'd better hope I do. I already have enough from an unworthy father. How much for the mask?...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Le pacte des loups - Les entrailles de la bête Unknown 2001	My Lord, it's time. You must leave. They will have you arrested if you stay. Bring me some candles, I'm working late tonight. But, my Lord... ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Les Aventures de Rabbi Jacob (The Mad Adventures of Rabbi Jacob) Gérard Oury 1973	Boys, the rabbi leaves.\|Lets say goodbye. Shalom, friends. Have a safe trip. My man has been in Paris\|for the last 30 years. Pay attention to h...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Les espions Henri-Georges Clouzot 1957	THE SPIES Hey, Doctor! Can I borrow your moped for five minutes? Of course, Louis. The boss went to Paris with the 2CV. I've got to get the br...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Les femmes sont folles Marcelle Berr de Turique 1950	Ladies and gentlemen, You owe thanks to the present owner of the chateau Mr Hector Robilleau, (inventor of the Robilleau DeLuxe for the artisti...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Les fils du vent Bruno Guiblet 2012	Dad. My daughter. Mae, I'm glad you are here Your presence will certainly brighten up this evening. Don't pay attention. Someday he'll accept...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Les formidables Min-ho Cho 2006	Hey, son. Daddy's working. Had dinner? The test? Missing one meal won't kill you. I'll bring some goodies tomorrow. Listen to pretty ladies. ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Les gamins Anthony Marciano 2013	1 Let's hear it for the bride and groom! How much d'you want to lick his armpits? A little song that I'm very fond of since it's called I Lov...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Les Girls John Patrick 1957	Paper, sir? Paper, lady? Paper? Paper, sir? Paper, governor? Feature's a society scandal. ''Lady Wren to 'tell all' in libel defense.'' Paper, ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Les innocentes Sabrina B. Karine 2016	This story is based on actual events THE INNOCENTS Poland, December 1945 Sister, Sister! - Got money? - Take me to a doctor. Give me 10 zloty...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Les Kaïra Franck Gastambide 2012	1 00:00:29,575 --> 00:00:32,292 Regardez, imaginez que vous êtes petite . 2 00:00:32,865 --> 00:00:34,500 Vous pouvez choisir un certain âne...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Les liaisons dangereuses Roger Vailland 1959	The Dangerous Liaisons - 1960 Loose adaptation inspired by the novel by Choderlos de Laclos Some of the characters in this story have such appa...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Les Miserables Rafael Yglesias 1998	-You can`t sleep here. -Get away from me. Why don`t you go to an inn? -Why do you think? -Did you knock on doors? Ask people? I asked. I asked...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Les Miserables Victor Hugo 1935	[ Chattering ] No previous convictions? - Ah. - No, sir. Jean Valjean, when you come into this court... you are guilty until you prove yours...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Les Miserables Richard Murphy 1952	Before we proceed... will the accused explain the presence of this family in the court? They're the children of my friend, Monsieur le Prsident...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Les Miserables Victor Hugo 1995	Forgive me, Lord. Forgive me. I didn't want to be such a bastard. Little Chimney Sweeper! Little Chimney Sweeper Little Chimney Sweeper! Littl...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Les Miserables Victor Hugo 1934	"So long as poverty and misery still exist on earth, works such as this may not be in vain." - VICTOR HUGO PART ONE TEMPEST IN A SKULL They o...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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