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Opening Night
John Cassavetes
1977
That's the way she wants it. She likes to be wet. Right, Miss Gordon? Bobby, I want you to fix these packages. They sound like sandpaper rubbing...Rate it:

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Paint Night
Crystal Franceschini
2016
- [Narrator] Nightpantz. - Oh, is it Tuesday already? - Mhm. Paint night with the girls. - Yes, where all the wild ladies use painting as an ex...Rate it:

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Pat and Mike
Ruth Gordon
1952
Up off the ground. That's right, pass it high. Up off the ground. Pass it high. Sal. Take over, will you? - Hey, I was just looking for you up...Rate it:

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Peepli Live
Anusha Rizvi
2010
Brother. What if we lose our land? (Belches ) A river of colours paints this land With a trick in the dye at every bend A river of colours pai...Rate it:

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Prom Night
J.S. Cardone
2008
- Thanks for taking us to the movies. - You're welcome, Donna. See you at school tomorrow. I'll wait for you at cheerleading tryouts. Yeah, I t...Rate it:

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Rent: Filmed Live on Broadway
Jonathan Larson
2008
We begin on Christmas Eve with me, Mark, and my roommate, Roger. We live in an industrial loft on the corner of 11th Street and Avenue B. It's ...Rate it:

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Richard Pryor Live on the Sunset Strip
Richard Pryor
1982
Ladies and gentlemen, live on the Sunset Strip, Richard Pryor! We are gathered here today... to make sure... everyone eats. If not each other....Rate it:

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Richard Pryor: Live in Concert
Richard Pryor
1979
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, thank you. Thank you much. Good evening. Waiting for the people to get from the bathroom. People are ...Rate it:

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Robin Williams - Live on Broadway
Robin Williams
2002
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Robin Williams! Thank you! Oh, please! Sit the fuck down! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Oh, yes! O...Rate it:

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Robin Williams: Live on Broadway
Robin Williams
2002
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Robin Williams Thank you! Peace! Are you safe up there? Thank you! Thank you! ...Rate it:

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Run All Night
Brad Ingelsby
2015
I've done terrible things in my life. Things for which I can never be forgiven. I betrayed friends, turned my back on the ones closest to me. ...Rate it:

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Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies
Russell Howard
2009
(# Kasabian: Club Foot) (Cheering) Ladies and gentlemen... please welcome to the stage... Russell Howard! (Cheering) Hello! Well! Well, wel...Rate it:

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Saturday Church
Damon Cardasis
2017
1 God is our refuge and strength, and ever-present help in troubles. Therefore, we will not fear, though the earth gives way, and the mountai...Rate it:

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Saturday Killer
Yuthlert Sippapak
2010
Go with me? Err, what's your name? Mini. ...What's your name again? Mini. Oh, Sound interesting. And you? I'm Rain. Rain? Rain or mud? Hu...Rate it:

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Saturday Morning Mystery
Kat Candler
2012
(STATIC) (SCREAM) I got nothin'. (CHILD CRYING) Was that a kid? (CHILD CRYING) I thought our ghost was an escaped convict. It is. (DRIP) ...Rate it:

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Saturday Night and Sunday Morning
Alan Sillitoe
1960
Nine-hundred and fifty-four. Nine-hundred and fifty-bloody-five. Another few more, and that's the lot for Friday. 14, 3 and tuppence for 1,000...Rate it:

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Saturday Night Fever
Norman Wexler
1977
Hiya, Tony. Two or three? Two. Two. Give me two. That's good. Hey, you guys do layaway? As long as it don't turn into a 20-year mortgage. All ...Rate it:

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Saturday's Warrior
Michael Buster
2016
1 Jimmy? Life on Earth is going to be difficult. And it might feel like sometimes you're just not gonna make it. It's just a moment. And it'...Rate it:

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Shark Night 3D
Will Hayes
2011
Night Shark That ESTs doing? Bjame Please do not take off the top. Not har. I have it. You're a pervert. - You want it? - Thanks This is n...Rate it:

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Silent Night
Jayson Rothwell
2012
Up on the housetop, reindeer pause Out jumps good ol' Santa Claus Down through the chimney with lots of toys All for the little ones' Christ...Rate it:

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Silent Night, Deadly Night
Paul Caimi
1984
CHRISTMAS EVE, 1971 ... to St. Claus tonight there will be a full moon, and a starry sky for help you find your way. The temperature in this ...Rate it:

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Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker
Martin Kitrosser
1991
Mom? Hey! What in God's name are you doing up at this hour?! And what is that? It was on the porch Didn't you hear the bell? God damn it Der...Rate it:

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Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2
Michael Hickey
1987
You can leave now. Now! My name is Dr. Bloom. You can call me Henry. Or, if you would feel more comfortable, you can just call me Doc. Fuck o...Rate it:

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Sins of the Father (an Hommage to the Night of the Hunter)
deco dawson
2011
Who's he? Wait at the bar. This is no way to greet an old friend. You've kept me waiting here for 2 weeks. Christ! It's Paris! See the sights. ...Rate it:

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