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Central Station Marcos Bernstein 1998	Darling... my heart is yours alone. I don't care what you may have done. I love you. All the years that you are locked up in there remember t...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire Nico Tatarowicz 2012	1 'Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Moyles!' Good evening. Good evening and welcome to Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire on BBC3. We are here tonight at...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Club Dread Jay Chandrasekhar 2004	[Screaming, Laughing] I can't believe you invited that guy. [Mock English Accent] He's such a bloody wanker. Oh, cut it out, Rolo. God! Why a...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Club Havana Raymond L. Schrock 1945	Club Havana. Yes, Mr. Norton? Table for two? Certainly. Club Havana. Five for tonight? Sorry, we cannot fill your reservation. Club Havana....	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Club Paradise Harold Ramis 1986	How come the dog gets to sit in there while we're freezing our ass off out here? It would be cruel to let him out on a night like this. - He's ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen Ray James 2011	All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off the r...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary David Feldman 2003	( announcer ) It's the comedy central roast of denis leary Hosted by jeff garlin. With... And music by... Please welcome a man who spent The ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump Ray James 2011	1 All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off th...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Comedy Central: Roast of Justin Bieber Benji Aflalo 2015	1 [Justin Bieber's All Around the World] All around the world (male announcer) This is The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber. All around...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Cougar Club Christopher Duddy 2007	(rock music playing ) Liberate me, liberate me Liberate me, liberate me... Around the sun On the run Nothing can stop me... - ( loud kissing...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Dallas Buyers Club Craig Borten 2013	1 EXT. RODEO STADIUM - DALLAS - TEXAS - DAY 1 Ambient sounds of the CROWD, RODEO, SEX, and a strangeRINGING fade in along with IMAGES of... A COW...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Don't Be a Menace to South Central Shawn Wayans 1996	What up, y'all? Yo. I'm fixin' to tell you how it is in the hood. - See, 'cause in the hood, everybody's a target. No...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Family Guy Presents: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side Unknown 2009	MAN ON TV. We now return to Aaron Sorkin's new show, The K!tchen. -Where's the miIk? No miIk? -We're out. No. WaIk with me. I want you to get ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Geography Club Edmund Entin 2013	1 What am I looking for? [ICQ alarm sound] 72FINS: I have these sick shades. Orange frames. I'll wear those. RUS96: Cool. I'll be wearing a gr...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Grand Central Gaëlle Macé 2013	Fuck! Bastard! - You didn't take anything? - Get lost! You didn't have anything in your wallet. Are you a bum? - Fuck off, please! It's the f...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
InAPPropriate Comedy Ken Pringle 2013	1 [SKATEBOARD SHUFFLING] MAN: It's Thursday. I've been out here for... 120-Something hours. I'm out of water. And I don't know how much long...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa Johnny Knoxville 2013	Law offices. You know what I want to be when I grow up? - What? - A fisherman. I want to go fishing every day till I'm rich so I can move ri...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa .5 Fax Bahr 2014	- Is it going? - Yes. Okay. Leave a message for Irving Zisman at the... You fucking mutt, you're fixing the penguin, dude. I don't give a fu...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Last Man Club Bo Brinkman 2016	- Ok, Pete, time's up. - I used to fly one of those. - Fly what? - B-17, flying fortress. I served on one. Oh, yeah, the flight museum must b...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Let's Make the Teacher Have a Miscarriage Club Eisuke Naitô 2011	1 Isn't it dead? Oh, it's twitching. Oh, yeah. Gross! What's so funny? Let's-Make-the-Teacher-Have-a-Miscarriage Club Aki Miyata Kaori Koba...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store Louis C.K. 2015	1 One of my hobbies is I collect dust. Are you from this country? I go around town slashing tire prices. Do you get that? Do you know that C...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas Is You Temple Mathews 2017	MARIAH: I'm gonna tell you the story of my first love. It was cuddly with fuzzy ears and a little wet nose, and, well, more about that later. ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Misery Loves Comedy Kevin Pollak 2015	Am I gonna get fed? There's like a table, I'm leaning on it, I feel like I'm alone in an airport. What's the second question? God, that's a g...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Mrs Henderson Presents David Rose 2005	Forasmuch as it has pleased Almighty God of his great mercy, to take unto himself the soul of our dear brother here departed... ...we therefore...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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